how about a meme generator thread...

[Kent88]

 

[Kharnynb]

you had me at the lindt truffle....and lost me at the pop tart.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

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I feel attacked

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Sorry Kent, that’s my phone too.

 

[Pkrd]

He needs a very small bag labelled "photos of children, but just really the first born".

 

[Jonakr]

He needs a very small bag labelled "photos of children, but just really the first born".

I wish this wasn't true...

 

[Pkrd]

I wish this wasn't true...

10th born here.

 

[Kent88]

10th born here.

If they did any kind of a good job raising kids, my message to them is "bless you"

 

[bracconiere]

And some of us have to go to work.......

with enough time for morning coffee, right!?!

 

[bracconiere]

10th born here.

is that a airforce division?

 

[Pkrd]

If they did any kind of a good job raising kids, my message to them is "bless you"

Sis dropped out of school at 12 years old to raise me. Maybe that was better life prep than trigonometry?

is that a airforce division?

It's almost a cricket team.

 

[bracconiere]

Maybe that was better life prep than trigonometry?

alll you need to know about trig in real life is, it's a pretty simple algebra thing...if you know two sides of a right triangle, you can solve for the angle...or if you know the angle and one side, well then we're getting into the finer difference cos and sin then aren't we...


(it took me a half hour to learn it to build my arch in the garden.....)

edit: and hypotenuse sounds like a sex organ......

 

[Stormcrow]

alll you need to know about trig in real life is, it's a pretty simple algebra thing...if you know two sides of a right triangle, you can solve for the angle...or if you know the angle and one side, well then we're getting into the finer difference cos and sin then aren't we...


(it took me a half hour to learn it to build my arch in the garden.....)

edit: and hypotenuse sounds like a sex organ......

Just reading this gave me high school PTSD. I gladly became an English major in college, and it paid off. I speak English fluently to this day.

 

[bracconiere]

Just reading this gave me high school PTSD. I gladly became an English major in college, and it paid off. I speak English fluently to this day.

but the arch! i measured it on a calculator and felt cool! because i only have a 4th grade education, and it only took me 30 minutes to get through 'high' school!

edit: and if you want to know what an R- means in chemistry, just another 30 min.....

 

[camonick]

I don’t know how the toddler knows, but I agree.

 

[bracconiere]

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I don’t know how the toddler knows, but I agree.

Johnny Walker is good!

 

[doug293cz]

Johnny Walker is good!

Johnny Walker isn't Irish Whiskey.

Brew on

 

[bracconiere]

Johnny Walker isn't Irish Whiskey.

Brew on

wait....you just turned my life upside down.... what is it?

 

[camonick]

wait....you just turned my life upside down.... what is it?

It’s Scotch, and all Scotch is nasty.

 

[doug293cz]

wait....you just turned my life upside down.... what is it?

https://www.johnniewalker.com/en-us/
Brew on

 

[bracconiere]

It’s Scotch, and all Scotch is nasty.

last time i drank it it wasn't scotch because it was sweet and smooth, smoked and crap?

 

[doug293cz]

It’s Scotch, and all Scotch is nasty.

Scotch is only nasty until you acquire a taste for it. I wouldn't recommend starting with Laphroaig

Brew on

 

[bracconiere]

only nasty until you acquire a taste for it.

i don't even want talk about pron on that....i mean crawfish!

 

[camonick]

Scotch is only nasty until you acquire a taste for it. I wouldn't recommend starting with Laphroaig

Brew on

I’ve never had any top shelf stuff, but you’re right, it must be an acquired taste… and I don’t plan on investing any time or money to accomplish that. @grampamark mentioned once that he doesn’t care for it either and doesn’t know any firefighters who do. We’re both volunteers, so maybe there’s something to that… but we both like Irish whiskey.

 

[grampamark]

Scotch is only nasty until you acquire a taste for it. I wouldn't recommend starting with Laphroaig

Brew on

Nick is right. I don’t know any firefighters who are Scotch drinkers. Spend all day and half the night at a wildland fire and you’ll spend the next two days smelling and tasting smoke. That’s what Scotch tastes like and it doesn’t matter if it’s $10 Scotch or $110 Scotch. Firefighters, in my experience (40+ years), at least those of us who deal with wildland fires, aren’t Scotch drinkers.

 

[bracconiere]

Nick is right. I don’t know any firefighters who are Scotch drinkers. Spend all day and half the night at a wildland fire and you’ll spend the next two days smelling and tasting smoke. That’s what Scotch tastes like and it doesn’t matter if it’s $10 Scotch or $110 Scotch. Firefighters, in my experience (40+ years), at least those of us who deal with wildland fires, aren’t Scotch drinkers.

and they use peat moss, basicly mud!


i found out given enough age in a bottle, lightly hard wood smoked beer is sweet and mellow though....

 

[Pkrd]

Scotch is only nasty until you acquire a taste for it. I wouldn't recommend starting with Laphroaig

Brew on

Heavily peated single malt?

https://thebeerlibrary.co.nz/products/yeastieboysrexattitude

 

[bracconiere]

single malt?

i do know that doesn't mean a 100% base malt homebrew....and just a non cartel conforming scotch....

 

[balrog]

It’s Scotch, and all Scotch is nasty.

Not smoky, elixir of the gods. Finished in Solera wine casks.