how about a meme generator thread...

[Kharnynb]

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Satire?

I think not.

Where's my Gouda?

where's the cheese in this picture? all i see is blocks of rubber.

 

[Immocles]

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AH-OOOOOO!
Huh!
Draw blood!

I have never needed something so badly in my life.

 

[balrog]

I have never needed something so badly in my life.

With a big plate of beef chow mein.

 

[Broothru]

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Satire?

I think not.

Where's my Gouda?

That represents a lot of ‘cheddar.’

We spent over $100 on cheese during our current trip to Wisconsin, and we’re not even close to that haul. But, we could probably eat that in a day.

 

[balrog]

That represents a lot of ‘cheddar.’

We spent over $100 on cheese during our current trip to Wisconsin, and we’re not even close to that haul. But, we could probably eat that in a day.

We live our lives to try.
One is nothing without goals and aspirations.

 

[balrog]

 

[Broothru]

We live our lives to try.
One is nothing without goals and aspirations.

I should have checked the receipt. SWMBO’d sneaked in a 2# block of 15 year aged cheddar, so the bill was prolly closer to $175. That’s what I get for just tossing the credit card down when ordered. A bit like a dog who will fetch and drop on command, I guess.

At least it wasn’t the 24 year old cheddar. That went for $99.00 per pound! Ouch!!! I put my foot down on that purchase.

 

[ClaudiusB]

For the girl in our life.

 

[Kent88]

 

[Pkrd]

 

[balrog]

Um, we do?
Since when?
And why do we hang up our guitars?
Where does the beer glass go?
Who are these people?

So many questions.

 

[balrog]

Some good ones to pass along.

 

[balrog]

My summer.

 

[Kent88]

Well played, horses. Well played

 

[balrog]

I laughed way too hard at this.

Then I had to explain it to the people at the table. That was less fun.

@corkybstewart sgould find it particularly fun.

 

[Agent]

 

[NeoBrew]

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Just one? Even if you quadruple layer it, which I highly recommend, you can get a dozen fresh hats for you and your brood.

 

[Pkrd]

I still recommend cotton for down there though
https://scrt.nz/products/emf-blocking-boxer-shorts?variant=48050285543745

 

[Broothru]

I still recommend cotton for down there though
https://scrt.nz/products/emf-blocking-boxer-shorts?variant=48050285543745

Actually, it is kinda’ a thing. Unknown how much an effect high radiation exposure is a cause/predictor of developing testicular and prostate cancers, but high radiation radars in certain military applications (mostly airborne) are an ongoing concern.

Canopies of Navy EA-6B (and I assume EA-18 ‘Growler’ aircraft) have canopies impregnated with gold filament to diffuse high energy radar returns from the cockpits. The standing joke about receiving orders to one of those squadrons was the ‘requirement’ of being fitted for a gold plated jock strap.

 

[Broken Crow]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

 

[scrap iron]

I just want to say Happy Birthday to the US Army. One year older than the country.
Thanks to all who severed in all branches of the Military. Just joking about the Air Force, My Father served in the USAF during the Korean war and his brother in the Army.

 

[Mr. Vern]

 

[Mr. Vern]

 

[Mr. Vern]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Broothru]

I just want to say Happy Birthday to the US Army. One year older than the country.
Thanks to all who severed in all branches of the Military. Just joking about the Air Force, My Father served in the USAF during the Korean war and his brother in the Army.
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Chair Force?

 

[scrap iron]

Chair Force?

That and the Army NCO's would rag us about putting our hands in our pockets. "Get your hands out of your pockets they are not Air Force gloves".

 

[Broothru]

That and the Army NCO's would rag us about putting our hands in our pockets. "Get your hands out of your pockets they are not Air Force gloves".

Average length of an Air Force runway - 12,000 feet.
Average landing zone length of a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier - 300 feet.

Yeah, we could land 40 times in the space required for a Zoomie.

So who's the pussy now?