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The mind just REELS at how so very Very VERY dead I would be if I tried this.
I'm talking SO dead.

I'm talking SO dead.
Funny story: when in grad school, I participated w several fellow dorm suite mates in a contest to see how many steps away a judge (pro tip: how to meet women) could step and still see your mustache. Being of fair hair and fair skin, Yours Truly never passed the 3 step starting point. And even then, when she & I had no idea she was to be the future Mrs Balrog, she was unimpressed w my childlike wonder and amusement. It was it childish? Whatever.Have you tried not shaving for a month?
All the TP
yeah. ok. how about dental floss and the ceiling fan remote...Mildly you monster.
At this point, I think we might start referring to you as Miss Understood. Or Mister. All I know for sure is, I wont be the one to peek under that macramé toga to find out.I misunderstood
he needs to call some friends and get his red suit onThat's one lonely mudbug...