how about a meme generator thread...

[day_trippr]

 

[Snuffy]

You guys crack me up! Come on, I actually make a very good one and people request I make it every Thanksgiving. Ok fire away at me all you want but it's true. I even like the one I make...... Different strokes for different folks.

John

 

[chessking]

I'd take the lima bean beer before the pumpkin.

 

[Kent88]

Pumpkin beer can be really good and y'all need to quit yucking yums

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

One more. Personally, I made a porter with squash and spice that was pretty enjoyable.

 

[GrogNerd]

I have 3 bottles left of an 11-year-old pumpkin barleywine

pumpkin pie flavor faded years ago, all that's left is a less-than-mediocre boozy ale

"Bad pumpkin beer" might be redundant...

Brew on

Southern Tier Pumpking. buy it this year to drink next. the age works miracles on it.

 

[Sailingeric]

 

[Kent88]

I'm sure they were all saying "spare us, Gus" when that vehicle came down their street

 

[pvtpublic]

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Psshhh whatever, man. I'd be all over that thing

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

White or green? Both are keen!

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[chessking]

I would rather have asparagus beer than the pumpkin.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

I would rather have asparagus beer than the pumpkin.

Not if it going to make my pee stink. Imagine having to go more frequently due to the fluid intake,then having it get progressively stronger.

No thanks, pass me a bourbon...

 

[jcav]

I would rather have asparagus beer than the pumpkin.

Nice! I would rather have the pumpkin!

John

 

[Pkrd]

I would rather have asparagus beer than the pumpkin.

Why not both?

 

[pvtpublic]

Asparagus pumpkin beer? Well, I better fire up my pilot system...

 

[scrap iron]

 

[balrog]

Asparagus pumpkin beer? Well, I better fire up my pilot system...

Just.

No.

 

[Kent88]

https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/

 

[Velnerj]

https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/

I guess I'm jalapeño

 

[balrog]

I refuse to take the quiz on the off chance it makes me a Lima Bean.

 

[balrog]

I refuse to take the quiz on the off chance it makes me a Lima Bean.

Fine.

I'm broccoli.
I guess because I threw soap at the window.

Or something.

 

[pshankstar]

 

[balrog]

 

[GrogNerd]

wife's t-shirt:
first rule of passive aggressive club is...
never mind
it's fine

 

[Kent88]

Sounds like a shirt you'd buy in your size.

But then again, you're kinda blunt.

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[pvtpublic]

https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/

"One time Garlic gave a 15 minute pep talk to the waiter" -Green Bean

 

[Broothru]

Nice! I would rather have the pumpkin!

John

Alright, all you pumpkin beer haters.

According to history, we owe a great debt of gratitude for our American tradition of beer drinking.

It seems as though there was an untold reason for the Pilgrims setting ashore on Plymouth Rock instead of the Jamestown Colony much further down the Eastern seaboard of the U.S.

They had run out of beer!

Just like the latter day Carnival Cruises, the liquor supply needed replenishment. Being that Autumn was close at hand, the friendly native population introduced the Pilgrims to a plentiful harvest of starchy, glucose rich orange vegetation suitable for fermentation. Forget about maize. It wasn’t ripe yet, and would have to wait for the Germans to arrive in the Upper Midwest a couple hundred years hence to discover a way to stretch the grain bill with local adjuncts.

By the time their brew day and primary/secondary fermentation was complete, the Pilgrim’s “ship had sailed” both literally as well as figuratively, so they decided to throw a party and invite the locals. Since Oktoberfest hadn’t been invented yet (and ‘Novemberfest’ seemed awkward and pretentious), they threw a few birds on the barbie and called it Thanksgiving.

Thus was born the autumnal tradition of tailgating and (pumpkin) beer drinking, although it wasn’t until a few centuries later that automobiles came along, with tail lights, which required the invention of cars with tails.

Aren’t you thankful that Cliff Claven didn’t have to explain it to you? Cheers!