how about a meme generator thread...

[Jayjay1976]

My favorite is you go a restaurant, you get seated by a host person, you have a server introduce themselves, you place your order, the food arrives and then someone you have never seen comes by to ask if everything is ok. There are so many possible replies, but I always tell my wife that I want to ask, "Who the f#ck are you, and why do you care."

I've always wanted to ask the rando where is my kid who they took to see the kitchen.

 

[Jayjay1976]

I think that’s almost to be expected when you name him Noodle…

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[chessking]

 

[chessking]

 

[GrogNerd]

 

[GrogNerd]

the orange ones are ok

careful with the yellow ones!

 

[NickTheGreat]

I"m not gonna lie, I may throw one in the freezer and see how it goes. I freaking love soy sauce.

 

[soccerdad]

I've tried vodka ice cubes - no go.

 

[bracconiere]

I see Johnny Dangerously I upvote!

Fargin' Bostidges!

i remember good old 6.2!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[chessking]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[grampamark]

 

[NeoBrew]

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I did not realize this was the Dad joke thread. <eye roll>

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Jayjay1976]

Psych ward is even more fun… taking guy to emergency department because he put a screw in his urethra.

IKEA instructions can be mighty confusing but WTF?!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

IKEA instructions can be mighty confusing but WTF?!

IDK, I guess the screws wouldn’t stay in his nostrils.

 

[grampamark]

 

[GrogNerd]

don't get me started on our local KeffingC.
biscuit bricks & wrong order every friggin time.

genius KFC employee: "oh, I'm sorry, it's 5:30 dinner rush, but we got no extra crispy"

me: "do you have any cooking? how long will it be?"

genius: "no. 15 minutes"

me: "what kind of idiot doesn't have another batch already cooking when you have NONE to sell during dinner rush?"

genius: ...

me: "you. you're that kind of idiot"

 

[bracconiere]

 

[D.B.Moody]

me: "you. you're that kind of idiot"

The kind of guy with a vanity plate?

 

[Kent88]

 

[bracconiere]

my favorite kinda dreams involve that!

 

[Kent88]

my favorite kinda dreams involve that!

Dude I think your imagination might be broken.

 

[bracconiere]

Dude I think your imagination might be broken.

wait? here i thought that was the prefered way to move objects while sleeping?

 

[Kent88]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

wait? here i thought that was the prefered way to move objects while sleeping?

You mean you telekinetically move lobsters in the actual dreams you have while asleep.

I want to make fun of that, but our minds do some crazy stuff while we sleep.

 

[bracconiere]

You mean you telekinetically move lobsters in the actual dreams you have while asleep.

while i'm sleeping i telekeneticaly move everything? i'm trying to get sleep?

 

[dmtaylor]

The kind of guy with a vanity plate?
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My .sig will be my epitaph.

 

[day_trippr]

You mean you telekinetically move lobsters in the actual dreams you have while asleep.
I want to make fun of that, but our minds do some crazy stuff while we sleep.

I telekinetically move all kinds of stuff around while I sleep - then put them carefully back so I don't notice when I awaken.
It's a trip...

 

[camonick]

My .sig will be my epitaph.

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[Jayjay1976]

don't get me started on our local KeffingC.
biscuit bricks & wrong order every friggin time.

genius KFC employee: "oh, I'm sorry, it's 5:30 dinner rush, but we got no extra crispy"

me: "do you have any cooking? how long will it be?"

genius: "no. 15 minutes"

me: "what kind of idiot doesn't have another batch already cooking when you have NONE to sell during dinner rush?"

genius: ...

me: "you. you're that kind of idiot"

 

[bracconiere]

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i'm trying to figure out if...never mind....post #6,198 covered it....

 

[GrogNerd]

I like both, however...

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