Hoosier-Brewer
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I need a Carboy Cleaner because the last time I cleaned was after a long brew and I was tired, I ended up grabbing what I thought was a wash rag on the laundry room floor, but it turned out to be my wife's underwear.
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winstonofbeer
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I need a carboy cleaner because in all seriousness i have 6 dirty carboys in my spare bedroom that need to be cleaned and last time i cleaned a carboy, it broke because i lost grip.
I need this gadget in a BIG way. When I started out homebrewing I only had buckets, easy enough to clean. When I fell in no big deal. I could rock the bucket back and forth til it tipped over and free at last! Well somone gaveme a glass car boy and wow are they cool! You can see what's going on in there. I loved it so much I now have three of them. Well when you fall into a glass carboy you are pretty much on your own til the missus comes along and tips it over for you after she quits laughing about it. I really need this gadget guys or I'll never live this down.
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crustybfv
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A porter, a stout, and a barley wine 
have all left their mark on my carboys so fine
I can't brew again,
'til the kreusen residue's gone like the wind:cross:
Been scrubbin' with my brushes, but to no avail,
Without this cleaner-thing, I'll have to brew in a pail
have all left their mark on my carboys so fine
I can't brew again,
'til the kreusen residue's gone like the wind:cross:
Been scrubbin' with my brushes, but to no avail,
Without this cleaner-thing, I'll have to brew in a pail
brandonhagen1
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with this i can get my son to clean my carboys hes only 11 months
erniew
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I bought a used carboy with dried krausen sticking to the walls.
It defies my efforts to make my carboy squeaky clean.
A carboy cleaner would make the perfect gift to make the carboy usable for good clean beer.
It defies my efforts to make my carboy squeaky clean.
A carboy cleaner would make the perfect gift to make the carboy usable for good clean beer.
PaddyMurphy
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For to make mead so nice and sweet
Your carboys must always be neat
But, as you've seen
They're hard to keep clean
with brushes or an old bedsheet.
Your carboys must always be neat
But, as you've seen
They're hard to keep clean
with brushes or an old bedsheet.
BillyRaygun
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I need a carboy cleaner because it's an amazingly well thought out product. It's simple, affordable, effective and just makes sense to have one for cleaner, clearer carboys.
El_Cabrito
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better living thru chemistry...err, wrong thread. better brewing thru science!
CarboyCleaner
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WE HAVE 3 NEW WINNERS
With well over 900 posts for the fourth weeks contest we found it too difficult to choose just 2 Big Winners! There were dozens of clever, gutbusting, and hysterical responses. So we picked 3!!! Below are the 3 best in no particular order and our response.
Post #922 BenVanned
"Nobody likes a smelly carboy."
Post #945 Huizer
"Winner, winner, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
Post #983 jeffb418
"A new Carboy Cleaner theme song!"
Thank you to everybody that submitted a post. You are all welcome to resubmit a new post for the next contest. All posts submitted after 4pm Friday the 16th will be entered in the last contest which ends at 4pm Friday, December 23rd. Good luck to all!
"Nobody likes a smelly carboy."
Post #945 Huizer
"Winner, winner, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!"
Post #983 jeffb418
"A new Carboy Cleaner theme song!"
Thank you to everybody that submitted a post. You are all welcome to resubmit a new post for the next contest. All posts submitted after 4pm Friday the 16th will be entered in the last contest which ends at 4pm Friday, December 23rd. Good luck to all!
Displaced MassHole
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Just give me a damn carboy cleaner already!!!!!!
Come On MAN!
smurfjuice
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Be quicker just to buy one .... :rockin: .. 
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.. .. Augie
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My wife gets mad at me for leaving better bottles soaking in the kids bathtub and can't give the kids a bath.
Phantastik
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When I came home from the eye doctor this morning, (they had to dilate my eyes, so annoying) through my sunglasses I saw a cat sitting on my back porch. Thinking little of it, I went about my chores. I finished the laundry, vacuumed the floors, and fixed myself some lunch. As I sat down to eat my sandwich and drink my beer, I noticed that the cat was still on the porch. It's 29*F outside, the poor thing must be freezing! I got bundled up with my coat, hat, and gloves, and opened up the sliding door to see if the cat had any tags. No such luck, not even a collar. I decided to let the cat come inside, as no animal should be left out in such cold weather. To my surprise, the cat came right on in! Must be an indoor cat, and I'm sure the owner misses it very much.
Here is what I know about this/your cat.
This cat is very beautiful, midnight black coat, with two thick white stripes down it's back.
The cat seams quite standoffish, as it doesn't get along with my other two cats.
Clearly the cat is very hungry. It went right for the can of food I opened for it, but it also has a strong desire to find food in other places; unfortunately, including the kitchen trash.
I think the cat has been missing for some time, as it is very smelly. Definitely needs a bath as soon as possible.
Judging by how sharp it's claws are, it is an indoor cat. Although, it is somewhat reluctant to use the cat box.
If this is your cat, please let me know right away. All I ask in return is a new Carboy Cleaner, to cover the cost of the cat box and food.
Thank you.
Here is what I know about this/your cat.
This cat is very beautiful, midnight black coat, with two thick white stripes down it's back.
The cat seams quite standoffish, as it doesn't get along with my other two cats.
Clearly the cat is very hungry. It went right for the can of food I opened for it, but it also has a strong desire to find food in other places; unfortunately, including the kitchen trash.
I think the cat has been missing for some time, as it is very smelly. Definitely needs a bath as soon as possible.
Judging by how sharp it's claws are, it is an indoor cat. Although, it is somewhat reluctant to use the cat box.
If this is your cat, please let me know right away. All I ask in return is a new Carboy Cleaner, to cover the cost of the cat box and food.
Thank you.
wegz15
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Because if I don't win one I'll be forced to make a knock off. And we all know nothing beats the original!
The brewer with the most toys wins!
Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, Wap, ... Is that the Coast Guard? Or better yet, a Carboy Cleaner coming to the rescue!
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