Homebrewtalk Carboy Cleaner Giveaway

[Butchv12]

I could use a Carboy Cleaner because I have 3 glass containers that cannot be cleaned properly by any other means I have tried.

 

[BigfootCounty]

I'm trying to avoid a divorce

 

[dankev]

My wife is concerned about the safety of me holding a fixed carboy brush while I spin a glass carboy at 1500 rpms.

 

[statseeker]

A quickly clean carboy leaves the hotdog more time to chase the bun.

Need I say more?

 

[D0d0joe]

I could use the cleaner because I am brand new to the home brewing and will need some help cleaning once the beer in my pantry is ready!

 

[stratslinger]

A carboy cleaner haiku:

My carboys cry out
With burning need to be clean
Carboy Cleaner, help!

 

[green_bierz]

it would be very nice for that jolly ol' saint nick to bring me what i actually want this year.
pink bunny pajamas last year was the rats!

 

[wardenwheat]

I'm sick and tired of removing my carboy brush and being blasted in the face by all sorts of nasty stuff!!

 

[jfrizzell]

There once was a brewer from Nantucket
Who said Tasty McDole should suck it
His carboys were skanky
And so he said thank ye
For sending me a cleaner to buff it

 

[killian]

Come on; I need one of these, pick me.

HA, you said bun.

 

[Scruffy1207]

I deserve this carboy cleaner because my girlfriend hates helping me clean my carboys (anything to make her life easier makes my life easier).

 

[JasonO]

Carboy brushes stink, pick me!

 

[rekoob]

This would save my marriage, after a few "spotted" shirts from the brush splattering cleaner on me when I was pulling it out the neck of the carboy... please help me save my marriage...

 

[CountryRootsBrew]

"I have sporadic OCD cleaning moments" said the Carboy Cleaner

 

[MoronBrothersBrewery]

"There is nothing like the feel of two super absorbent, expanding cellulose sponges, made from 100% non-woven viscose material, touching me up and down, in a cyclonic action, making a dirty carboy like me, feel so good... I mean clean..." said the DIRTY carboy.

 

[jamboparty]

I have a friend that thinks these cleaners won't work very well. Let me win, and I'll prove him wrong! Mad jealousy will ensue, and you'll reap the profits.

 

[JPHand1708]

I have started brewing a few short months ago. This carboy cleaner will greatly increase my start up debt. A dept that is a great, and wonderdul cause. The cause is brewing and drinking homebew.

 

[lurker18]

I need one because SWMBO hasn't aske "What is THAT for" for at least 2 weeks.

 

[MrFoodScientist]

Because a clean keg is a happy keg.

 

[ishcor2000]

The wife says she won't drink my home brew anymore if i don't get the carboys clean enough. I'm not so sure that's a bad thing? She just can't put down the apfelwein....

 

[Huizer]

Now what starts with the letter "C"?
"Carboy Cleaner" starts with "C"!
Let's think of other things that starts with "C"!
Uh. . .Uh. . . Who cares about da other things?!

(CHORUS)x2

"C" is for Carboy Cleaner that's good enough for me,
"C" is for Carboy Cleaner that's good enough for me,
"C" is for Carboy Cleaner that's good enough for me,
Oh! Clean, Clear, Carboy starts with "C"!

 

[happypanties]

I would like a carboy cleaner because it would work better than duct taping my girlfriend's cat to the end of a wooden spoon.

 

[MN_Jay]

I need a carboy cleaner because it was my grandmothers death bed wish for me to win one, I told her that I cannot possible win one because of the intense competition and I can't possibly express my needs in one sentence, she wisely told me to keep using commas and at all costs to avoid the period, I told her that it shall be done.... Period

 

[wiescins]

i'll be your best friend.

 

[ThePell]

This would be much quicker than having my pet anteater lick the inside of my carboy clean.

 

[JT54]

My first brew is bottled, my carboy is now defiled, winning this contest would be wild!

 

[TripleZ]

If I win, I could put that stupid brush away!

 

[jmarient]

I've just started brewing and so far the put your hand over one end and shake the carboy with cleaning solution in it technique has worked. But, I've envisioned what will happen if my already wet hand slips, and it isn't pretty...I could use a carboy cleaner.

 

[splyman]

I would love a carboy cleaner, I recently started using carboys for my primary instead of buckets, and have found that cleaning the krausen off is pretty difficult.

With the carboy cleaner I imagine this task would me much simpler, and that would be RAD!!!:rockin:


Thanks,
Scott:

 

[MG1602]

If I win, my wife will be happy that dead yeast won't fly onto the cabinets anymore when I pull the brush out of the carboy!