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Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden for making Apfelwein rather than BMC.
Cain killed Abel because he wouldn't drink BMC.
God flooded the earth because Noah was the only one drinking BMC.
BMC had Jesus crucified because he preached that all beers were equal.
At the Council of Nicea, the Apocrypha was left out of the bible because BMC thought they'd take market share away from the Old and New Testaments.
Christopher Columbus was paid by BMC to "discover" America so they could take over the market share from those selfish Indians drinking their moonshine swill.
Archduke Ferdinand was assasinated by BMC because he drank a Midas Touch, not a BMC.
We had to defeat Hitler, because his Third Reich included forcing the whole world to drink doppelboch instead of BMC.
We went to fight North Korea because they drank saki instead of BMC.
Ditto for Vietnam.
Saddam didn't have WMD's - he had craft brews and that pissed off BMC enough for us to invade Iraq.
It's all true - I read a blog and a tweet about it.
Cain killed Abel because he wouldn't drink BMC.
God flooded the earth because Noah was the only one drinking BMC.
BMC had Jesus crucified because he preached that all beers were equal.
At the Council of Nicea, the Apocrypha was left out of the bible because BMC thought they'd take market share away from the Old and New Testaments.
Christopher Columbus was paid by BMC to "discover" America so they could take over the market share from those selfish Indians drinking their moonshine swill.
Archduke Ferdinand was assasinated by BMC because he drank a Midas Touch, not a BMC.
We had to defeat Hitler, because his Third Reich included forcing the whole world to drink doppelboch instead of BMC.
We went to fight North Korea because they drank saki instead of BMC.
Ditto for Vietnam.
Saddam didn't have WMD's - he had craft brews and that pissed off BMC enough for us to invade Iraq.
It's all true - I read a blog and a tweet about it.