Hill Farmstead thread

[Sean802]

Must. Find. Facebook. Group.

 

[jivex5k1]

All this ruckus over a saison?

 

[grandmeaulnes]

 

[DCLA]

All this ruckus over a saison hand peeled mangos?

FTFY

 

[wethorseblanket]

Limit four, too. In what world is one to drink and three to trade not enough? Oh right. The craft beer world in 2015.

 

[Touch_My_BrettSacch]

I got approached last year by a ******* at HF who wanted to know if he could have my allotment of the limited beer for sale. Its A ******* who shows up here from time and is very active on FB, who some of you probably know. Here's a frequent flier at hf who apparently walks around asking people to let him have their allotments. Dumb **** should have been banned long ago imo

Man...come to jester king on a fruited release. Witness the chubby Houston neckbeard in all his glory trolling Stanley's pizza. Accosting every family that is there just to enjoy some pizza and let their ****** little kid run wild. He will go to every. single. table, and get them to give him their allocation for a beer, some food, and a parking lot z-j. Saw these shitlords leave with like 3 cases of Aurelian Lure the other weekend. Laughable.

 

[pjl44]

The deadline for the claim of cellar has been extended, local commercial bank will give until close of business end of this week to finalize transfer. Send social security number and ten thousand American dollars by Western Union to pay for cost of paperwork to execute legal transfer agreement. I will accept first legitimate offer with working SSN number and payment in full. Thank you kindly,

Mr. paul agabi

RIP franciskouassi

 

[oldp0rt]

ReBrews was that you?

 

[mixed_master7]

Chacos >>>>>>> all other sandals >>>>>> Birkenstocks

We talking about sandals?

With or without socks? My vote is for rainbows.

Passion4Fashion

 

[grandmeaulnes]

caring this much about beer seems exhausting

 

[ReBrews]

ReBrews was that you?

I don't mule, I don't pay people to do so and I wasn't already banned for a similar event like this guy, so clearly not me lol
I'm always with the same friends, who get beers for themself and are into craft... of course I do take what they don't whenever I can

Muling is another game which i will never be a part of

 

[wethorseblanket]

At the de Garde second anniversary party I had a guy barking at me while my friends and I were trying to square away cash to pay for our allotments, see who wanted what, etc. He was trying to get us to sell him the bottles we didn't want. Ignored him completely and we walked away with the beers we wanted. That's really the only encounter I've had with shitlords of this nature.

 

[JulianB1]

Limit four, too. In what world is one to drink and three to trade not enough? Oh right. The craft beer world in 2015.

Dude, that's no good. How are you going to get your dick-swing jimmie rustling pic of two cases for Instagam unless you have at least 5 mules?! Actually you need 6 because the pic is better if the cases are still sealed but there are also loose bottles on top and/or next to them.

 

[JulianB1]

This dude knows how it's done:

 

[wethorseblanket]

does this guy have a private jet or something?

 

[DigDug1810]

this is why i figured he was going to start on premise for some of these CD releases etc.. but guess if you have a ton of bottles that business option may not be the best.. damned if you do damned if you don't.. ******* people... always ruining ****!

 

[JonathanAmes]

This dude knows how it's done:

If his v-necks didn't plunge so deep & if his Capri pants weren't so Capri-ey I'd talk ****.

 

[grandmeaulnes]

dudes like that are enough to make me want to bail on beer and just get super into whittling and being a misanthropic hermit

 

[jivex5k1]

This dude knows how it's done:

I've never seen something so perfect before.
Everything from the name, to the profile picture, to the choice of picture settings.... My god.

 

[wethorseblanket]

I envy his sterile, downtown highrise condo existence.

 

[jivex5k1]

dudes like that are enough to make me want to bail on beer and just get super into whittling and being a misanthropic hermit

Good luck getting a decent sized block of basswood or balsa without camping in line overnight. The whittling scene has really gone to **** since it became so popular.

 

[yamar68]

Good luck getting a decent sized block of basswood or balsa without camping in line overnight. The whittling scene has really gone to **** since it became so popular.

Kind of like this website.

 

[degardebrewing]

At the de Garde second anniversary party I had a guy barking at me while my friends and I were trying to square away cash to pay for our allotments, see who wanted what, etc. He was trying to get us to sell him the bottles we didn't want. Ignored him completely and we walked away with the beers we wanted. That's really the only encounter I've had with shitlords of this nature.

I've heard of people offering to purchase allocation tokens from people. I really want to be nearby when it happens.
Usually I'm talking to one of you instead.

 

[Bill2]

That guy got pissed off and tried to fight Shaun over it. Cops got called and ****. Crazy.

 

[BGsWo22]

And to think I thought I would be able to trade 2 jester King fruited sours for a CD15 straight up with a generous HF regular since I no longer live in the northeast.
Dreams I guess that will vanish when I wake up.
Hopefully this tomfoolery doesn't stop the great people I have met at hill from getting CD15 this week.
Good luck Os, Number 45 and the rest of the ShitLords

 

[johnnyramirez]

does this guy have a private jet or something?

My guess is a large bankroll and some mules in VT who got nothing better to do than fetch beer some extra money.

 

[wethorseblanket]

Shaun should install a helipad on the farmstead so big money cali ballers can chopper in for the releases.

 

[Abitker]

And to think I thought I would be able to trade 2 jester King fruited sours for a CD15 straight up with a generous HF regular since I no longer live in the northeast.
Dreams I guess that will vanish when I wake up.
Hopefully this tomfoolery doesn't stop the great people I have met at hill from getting CD15 this week.
Good luck Os and Number45

Sounds like you should be ok.

 

[Thevicster]

I don't mule, I don't pay people to do so and I wasn't already banned for a similar event like this guy, so clearly not me lol
I'm always with the same friends, who get beers for themself and are into craft... of course I do take what they don't whenever I can

Muling is another game which i will never be a part of

Remy is that you????

 

[ReBrews]

Remy is that you????

*Remi