How often does Alton Brown actually come into your store? Is he a regular brewer, or a one hit wonder for his TV show? What does he usually brew? Is he a Simcoe-Grapefruit guy, or a Black-Barley stout guy?
And contains some misinformation...
when he shows up, give me a call ed!
His diet probably keeps him from brewing (not to mention his schedule: riding Macy's turkeys and all)
He got really strict with his diet in the last year or so. Lost a ton of weight.