HELP!! QUICK!! How much DME should I use???

[TheZymurgist]

I'm sitting here with my beer and I have no idea how much DME to use!! Any thoughts or input is greatly appreciated!

 

[Zuljin]

All of it!11!

 

[NTXBrauer]

What is DME????

 

[zeptrey]

3

 

[NivekD]

12

 

[JonM]

Threeve.

 

[MuddyCreek]

Throw out the DME. Use wheat flour! About 15 lbs of it.

or...

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

 

[NivekD]

What is DME????

Dynamic Meteoric Energy

 

[NTXBrauer]

Dynamic Meteoric Energy

That's it...Thanks!

 

[boydster]

Eleventy kajillion bajillion.

Zip it.

 

[BrewerBear]

It depends on what what kind of cake you are baking and what frosting you are putting on it.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

It depends on what what kind of cake you are baking and what frosting you are putting on it.

for the love of chili covered apricots, man! I'm a brewer, not a fully licensed therapist! why, i remember this one time back in Nineteen-aught Eleventytwelve, I was growin' my own DMEs during the great Hype Shortage and this fella in a brown suit and pink fedora walked up and said... or was it a green suit and blue fedora? no no no no... it was mid January, so he was wearing just a banana hammock & black socks. and he wanted to buy up my interwebs, see? but I told him, "Back off here, sonny! These here are my DME's and if you ever come back, I'll open you like a bag of crisps, I will!"


long story short, 18 DME's are the right number.

 

[TheZymurgist]

No, no, no! You're all idiots. I'm trying to patch the cracks in my driveway!!! Duh!

I just can't seem to get the DME to Elmer's glue ratio right. Either it dries too quickly, or it doesn't get hard enough!!!!

 

[boydster]

Everyone knows you need 2 parts LME to 1 part Belgian Candi Syrup for that, with a witch's tear addded if needed for appropriate viscosity during application.

Don't use Vienna LME, either. It's too... tiny-sausagy. Best to use the amber as that is all it is really good for anyway.

 

[GrogNerd]

bo'fum

 

[LAHammer]

I thought everyone knew that DME is for beginners. Anyone worth their IBUs uses AG for patching driveways.

 

[jhoneycutt]

Doesn't matter how much you use as long as you use the liquid dme

 

[TheZymurgist]

Liquid DME is too hard to find!! Plus, I don't think I could get the right color to match the driveway.

 

[two_hearted]

make sure you dry hop that patch.

 

[GrogNerd]

and temperature control

critical

 

[itsratso]

a pinch. no scratch that, that's wrong. just a lil skosh.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

a pinch. no scratch that, that's wrong. just a lil skosh.

fail! more is always best for everything! I use 15 pounds of bittering hops in my 5 gallon batches of APA! dry hopping in the carboy gets a little tricky. and I only end up with less than a pint, but it's just hoppy enough!

 

[user 171019]

One lb. Of dme typically yields about 45 points per gallon of water.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

One lb. Of dme typically yields about 45 points per gallon of water.

water? I just been sprinkling US-05 on an open package of DME. am I doing this wrong?

 

[user 171019]

Better yet, sprinkle it on your privies and watch it rise.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Better yet, sprinkle it on your privies and watch it rise.

yer a floccin' pervert!

 

[BrewerBear]

yer a floccin' pervert!

Maybe he is,but did you do it?

 

[TheZymurgist]

I've found that doesn't work as well for me.