Grammar Question

[arturo7]

Let's say you're cruising down a rural road late at night. Suddenly, a small varmint, say a possum or a cat, jumps in from of your car.

Did you:

A- run it the bless over

or

B- run the bless over it

??

thanks in advance

 

[bucketnative]

Your biggest problem here is spelling.

 

[JonM]

I think in that situation, you are granted poetic license.

 

[theblackwolf]

interesting... i choose A

 

[kh54s10]

Properly it would be: Run the fvcker over.....

 

[JonM]

That word can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, gerund, interjection, etc. The possibilities are endless.

 

[Steveruch]

B- run the bless over it

??

Only if you're driving the bless. If you're driving the Shat avoid hitting it at all costs.

 

[rhoadsrage]

Run the Opossum over, the bless?

 

[AkTom]

I ain't your grammar, ask her! ;-)

 

[MeatyPortion]

over it the bless run

 

[JonM]

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[MeatyPortion]

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[Alpotun]

over it you fvckin' ran.

 

[RevKev]

Well it is a terrible descriptor... But if you replace that word I'd go A

 

[jtratcliff]

Did you:

A- run it the bless over

or

B- run the bless over it

Yes, yes I fvckin' did.

 

[Gnomebrewer]

I'm going to go with B, just because without the bless

Run over it

makes more grammatical sense than

Run it over



This is deep thinking. Very deep.

 

[squibload]

Sorry...
what was the fvckin qvestion?

(Homebrew-related memory loss)

 

[Gnomebrewer]

Sorry...
what was the fvckin qvestion?

(Homebrew-related memory loss)

To be. or not to fvcking be


or was it


To be, or fvcking not to be


One of those was the question.

 

[Frodo]

What was it, an opossum or a cat?

 

[Fedora]

what was it, a possum or a cat?

ftfy

 

[squibload]

"BADUMP"...

"Oh, possum?"

 

[Sparger]

I think there is a distinction in the two choices:

"run it the bless over" implies you simply made a choice to run it over and who gives a bless that you did. If the vehicle in your hypothetical were a Ford pinto, I'd go with "run it the bless over" because that's about all a pinto could do.

"run the bless over it" implies a stronger degree, i.e., a good running over. So if I were driving an F650 Super Truck, I would run the fyck over it.

Though, I agree there is some similarity.

 

[day_trippr]

C - "Whoa! Just missed that little fvcker!"

 

[arturo7]

C does not apply in this case.

 

[day_trippr]

I'd definitely try to miss the little fvcker
Prying roadkill out of undercarriages is less fun than it sounds.

I once drove a '56 F100 panel truck across Nevada on a moonlit midnight and must've hit at least 50 fvcking rabbits and missed a thousand more.
What I found jammed into that poor truck the next morning was a fvcking horror show