Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Sir Sudster]

I understand this is a new found religion. So, you are now the "Rasta Pasta Mon" I gather.....

 

[Eskram]

http://www.venganza.org/

Believe.

 

[Eskram]

 

[SwAMi75]

 

[SwAMi75]

I believe this makes us "Pastafarians."

 

[El Pistolero]

You miserable equine orifices stole my 600th post! Jeez, I'd been working on this for three days. You're all a bunch of Alfredoans I'll bet.

 

[Sir Sudster]

Equine orifice's would be more appropriate....

 

[El Pistolero]

Isn't that what I said?

 

[Wayne Havens]

You miserable equine orifices stole my 600th post! Jeez, I'd been working on this for three days. You're all a bunch of Alfredoans I'll bet.

Show off!!

 

[El Pistolero]

You just don't understand...600 is a very important number in the Flying Spaghetti Monstor mythos. A proper homage would have guaranteed my being touched by the noodly appendage. Now it may never happen...the next important milestone (to His Divine Noodliness) isn't until 3,548,262.

 

[Walker]

what the %$@! is going on here.

Pistolero, did you brew that "Wee Mind Alterer" or something?

-walker

 

[El Pistolero]

No, it's just that the time of His Noodly Goodness has arrived (or will arrive, or is arriving), and many are having mass simultaneous drunken revelations...and of course we all now be pirates...aaarrr!

 

[SwAMi75]

No, it's just that the time of His Noodly Goodness has arrived (or will arrive, or is arriving), and many are having mass simultaneous drunken revelations...and of course we all now be pirates...aaarrr!

ARRRRRRRR!

 

[Walker]

i guess I need to go pound a few and re-read this then.

-walker

 

[El Pistolero]

i guess I need to go pound a few and re-read this then.

-walker

Yes, pound em. Pound em hard, and pound em well. ARRRRRRRR!

 

[Dude]

ARRRRRRR....

I say the poop deck needs a manning ARRRRRRRR.......

Wait......

ARRRRRRRRRRR....






+1

 

[Walker]

ok.. let's try this out.


arrrrrrrr.....

ok, that was lame. one more time


AAArrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

damn. back to the fridge for another.

-walker

 

[Sir Sudster]

Mama Mia, my thread has been hijacked by noodly pirates.... ARRRRRRRRR!

 

[SwAMi75]

ARRRRRRRR!

Holy MAMA I want a cigarette. It's been like.....4 days? ARRRRRRR!!!

 

[El Pistolero]

ARRRRRRRR!

Holy MAMA I want a cigarette. It's been like.....4 days? ARRRRRRR!!!

Relax man, the cravings go away after 10 or 12 years...AARRRRR!

 

[Darth Konvel]

ARRRRRRRR!

Holy MAMA I want a cigarette. It's been like.....4 days? ARRRRRRR!!!

I interpreted this so wrongly the first time through

 

[sudsmonkey]

Oh, man ! My sides are killing me ! I've been gone a few days and it seems that I've missed the start of a new religion. I'd like to apply for a charter for the First Southern Free- Will Pastafarian Church Of Latter Day Primative Noodleism ( Zen Chapter, in His name we brew.). I've got the extra room, have a large pot, and need the tax shelter. I'm already planning a trip to the Pastine Chapel for me and my flock. Donations are tax-deductible and appreciated.

Ominus Pastivus
Father Monkey

 

[Sir Sudster]

Hey !, wait a minute. I haven't found any reference to noodlism in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. Could this be an aberration caused by tea deprivation..hmmmm. or maybe too many homebrews!

 

[sudsmonkey]

Patience, Little Tortellini. Enpastament does not come through deep thought or reasoning. Only through heavy drinking and mild insanity can the true path be found.

In His Name we Brew
Father Monkey

Please send your contribution to me at : P.O. box 133, Marinara Station...

 

[El Pistolero]

Hey !, wait a minute. I haven't found any reference to noodlism in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe. Could this be an aberration caused by tea deprivation..hmmmm. or maybe too many homebrews!

Just do a search on "noodley goodness". I'm sure you'll find something.

 

[Sir Sudster]

Just do a search on "noodley goodness". I'm sure you'll find something.

All I came up with was the Ramen Shaaman.

 

[sudsmonkey]

Just ignore the monkey , if you will ! Come on man ! I've been gone ! Humor me ! :cross:

 

[El Pistolero]

Just ignore the monkey , if you will ! Come on man ! I've been gone ! Humor me ! :cross:

Why would anyone want to ignore the monkey? We've sorely missed the monkey's wisdom, and under stated humor.

 

[Sir Sudster]

Just ignore the monkey , if you will ! Come on man ! I've been gone ! Humor me ! :cross:

Sent ya a pm. But, no response yet.

 

[Sir Sudster]

Patience, Little Tortellini. Enpastament does not come through deep thought or reasoning. Only through heavy drinking and mild insanity can the true path be found.

In His Name we Brew
Father Monkey

Please send your contribution to me at : P.O. box 133, Marinara Station...

Been working on the drinking part but don't think I can back track the sanity issue.