First time alcohol made you throw up

[Dawnhulio]

18....away at college in our own apartment....and our group of friends couldn't find anyone to buy alcohol for us on New Years. Someone told us fake lemon extract would do the trick. We bought four small bottles of this out of the spice section at the grocery store and mixed them with a huge bottle of Hawaiian Punch.

The next morning was not pretty... and not a one of us remembers the evening before...blech. :cross:

 

[Goofynewfie]

I was 12 and a few friends and I split a bottle of captain morgan white but we had no mix so we had to drink it straight

 

[bottlebomber]

18....away at college in our own apartment....and our group of friends couldn't find anyone to buy alcohol for us on New Years. Someone told us fake lemon extract would do the trick. We bought four small bottles of this out of the spice section at the grocery store and mixed them with a huge bottle of Hawaiian Punch.

The next morning was not pretty... and not a one of us remembers the evening before...blech. :cross:

Let me guess, pounding lemon extract hasn't been the same since

 

[Dawnhulio]

Let me guess, pounding lemon extract hasn't been the same since

Nope. Lol 1st...and might I add...last...time.

 

[wolfstar]

HAHA

18, best friends girlfreinds house..Icehouse beer and Rumplemintz (sp)


All I know I ended up passed out on the second floor deck of the home, gf's father coming home and kicking me to wake me up...woke up and puked off the side

 

[maxamuus]

Rumplemintz (sp)

Eeegads, i had forgotten about the Rumplemintz night until just now. It wasnt pretty!

 

[the_bird]

18....away at college in our own apartment....and our group of friends couldn't find anyone to buy alcohol for us on New Years. Someone told us fake lemon extract would do the trick. We bought four small bottles of this out of the spice section at the grocery store and mixed them with a huge bottle of Hawaiian Punch.

The next morning was not pretty... and not a one of us remembers the evening before...blech. :cross:

We used to do that. Absolutely disgusting. We wouldn't mix it with punch, though, we'd pretty much drink them straight.

Not as disgusting as this, though.



Damn, I wish I knew about homebrewing back them; apfelwein would have been SO much better.

 

[Wus67]

Ok, so not exactly my first time (that was a gigantic funnel in college) but definitely my most amusing. In 2006 we had a major October snowstorm which knocked out power for days. The night we lost power my buddy and I had this great idea to finish up the bottom third of a keg of Blue Moon I had on tap to "keep it from spoiling". We proceeded to just that, mixing in a few drafts from a bar that was serving by candle light. The next day I have to be at work early to drive a hearse for a funeral (I'm a mortician). It's a normal rough hungover morning. I manage to get through the initial car parking and service at the funeral home with no problems, but after loading the casket into the hearse, and proceeding to pull out, I slam the hearse into park, dart onto the front lawn of the funeral home and lose my lunch in front of the whole procession. Needless to say it made for some very interesting conversations, and an apology on my part.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

We used to do that. Absolutely disgusting. We wouldn't mix it with punch, though, we'd pretty much drink them straight.

Not as disgusting as this, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDtgW704zXE

Damn, I wish I knew about homebrewing back them; apfelwein would have been SO much better.

Can I just say, that while I am neither physically imposing nor a big "spare the rod" guy, if I ever caught my kid drinking hand sanitizer I'd kick his ass. Thats the most vile, ignorant mess I think I have heard in at least an hour.

 

[the_bird]

Can I just say, that while I am neither physically imposing nor a big "spare the rod" guy, if I ever caught my kid drinking hand sanitizer I'd kick his ass. Thats the most vile, ignorant mess I think I have heard in at least an hour.

It kind of reminds me of the stories around Vin Baker, the alcoholic basketball player who played for the C's a short while. They said he used to come to practices reeking of mouthwash, which I always assumed was because he was trying to cover up the booze stench on his breath... until it came out that, no, he was drinking mouthwash.

 

[spearko520]

It kind of reminds me of the stories around Vin Baker, the alcoholic basketball player who played for the C's a short while. They said he used to come to practices reeking of mouthwash, which I always assumed was because he was trying to cover up the booze stench on his breath... until it came out that, no, he was drinking mouthwash.

well if they don't want you to drink it, then why is it so delicious?

 

[the_bird]

Incidentally, Vin & Tonic is simultaneously the best and the worst sports nickname of all time.

 

[rjsnau]

Not my first time but the most memorable. We were in vegas for a friends 21st birthday. I don't remember what we drank exactly but I know it was alot of strong mixed drinks with several shots. We decided we wanted to eat at Margaritaville and right when we got to the front where you put your name in I lost it. I ran around the corner to the alley and threw up for what felt like a few minutes. I wanted to just lay down there and pass out but my friends were good enough to get me up. We still ate although I just had a few fries and lots of water and slept the rest of the night off. The worst part is the guy who was turning 21 was completely fine.

 

[TalkingGoats]

1 Qt of Moonshine. I was 16, no one said it was a bad idea. I slept in a bath tub with my dinner.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

As an aside, the most recent was age 29 playing flip cup with BMC. I'm really good at flip cup... which was my downfall.

 

[homebrewhaha]

I'm really good at flip cup when I'm playing with girls.

 

[the_bird]

I'm really good at flip cup when I'm playing with girls.

It's better when playing with two girls, and one cup. Of course, that'll definitely make you vomit.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

For my own sake Im going to leave that one alone.

 

[weirdboy]

Only time I have puked from drinking too much, I drank the better part of a case of Coors while playing quarters when I was 19 or so. I remember going to sleep, being in the bathroom puking, and waking up in a completely different room the next morning.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

"Fall asleep on a couch in a home in which one or more women are present, and you will wake up with a coat or blanket covering you" ~George Carlin

 

[funkapottomous]

had recently turned 21, split a bottle of vodka at my parents' place with SWMBO and a friend.

we ran out of alcohol and then walked to the corner store and I bought two cans of JOOSE.

WORST. ALCOHOL. EVER.

God it was terrible. I drank them both because "damnit I paid for them" and they made me so damn sick. Threw up all over the backyard.

 

[Dawnhulio]

Can I just say, that while I am neither physically imposing nor a big "spare the rod" guy, if I ever caught my kid drinking hand sanitizer I'd kick his ass. Thats the most vile, ignorant mess I think I have heard in at least an hour.

I was thinking more along the lines of punching the kid square in the crotch. The video made my stomach hitch a little.

 

[Ely]

Was mayb 13; got into moms vodka n o/j. While she was away 4 the evenin. Swam across the creek n back 4 reasons unknown....then puked n feel asleep in our laundry room where my mom found me naked I never messed w/ moms screwdrivers the rest of my teenage live!!!

 

[Zamial]

Morgan David AKA MD AKA Mad Dog 20/20 Kiwi-lemon. This was the preferred drink in my ...youth. I slammed 2, ice cold, large bottles in 15 minutes. I barfed a neon rainbow about 40 minutes later and blacked out about 20 minutes after that. Good times...

 

[Zuljin]

We used to see who could hold the most Dr Tischners mouthwash in their mouth the longest. You had to do at least a small bottles worth, and not that travel size bs.

 

[supaphly42]

I had always prided myself on not throwing up even when drinking heavily. Then, at this one party at a friend's house, I had brought a 12 pack (sometime during college, soph year maybe). Well, for whatever reason, I was drinking quick. Really quick. And killed most of that 12 pack in the first hour I was there. That was the first time I threw up from drinking. A lot. And of course, being the friends they are, there are pics of me slumped over the toilet flipping them off circulating somewhere, haha.

 

[spearko520]

had recently turned 21, split a bottle of vodka at my parents' place with SWMBO and a friend.

we ran out of alcohol and then walked to the corner store and I bought two cans of JOOSE.

WORST. ALCOHOL. EVER.

God it was terrible. I drank them both because "damnit I paid for them" and they made me so damn sick. Threw up all over the backyard.

joose is awesome- they serve it in liue of four locos at my beer bar- chilled and in a goblet. first the naked gun, then a double murder, now this. way to go joose!

 

[CoalCracker]

Went to a benefit when I was 21. Drank Coors light all night. Stayed at my then GFs brother's house. We slept in her nephews bed. Well we ended up getting busy and passing out. Woke up the next morning and the room smelled of urine. At that, her SIL comes in the room and mentions that the room smells like urine. Needless to say, sometime during the night, I woke up and confused an open drawer for a urinal. Soaked everything in it. We then went to her house and had some breakfast and coffee. While talking with her mom, I ended up getting queazy, ran out front and puked all over the front lawn. I was throwing up so hard I thought my nuts fell off. Hurt SO bad! This was not one of my proudest moments. Felt like a dirt bag the next day.. Makes for a good story now though.

 

[the_bird]

Wasn't my first time throwing up, but two nights before my wedding, I went out and got completely pissed with my future brother-in-law. Woke up the next morning, not feeling well... and of course, I've got to hurl, desperately. Of course, my future wife was in the shower with the door locked, and the house only had one bathroom... leaving my only other option being the kitchen sink.

Right next to my future mother-in-law.

While she was eating her breakfast.

While fingering her rosary beads. Quite the proper and religious lady, she.

Good news is that she blamed her son for my issues that morning!

 

[smallsc111]

I was 17 I was sitting with my mom drinking tequila shots. 6 hours and half a handle later I woke up in my own vomit. Still can't drink tequila.