This kind of BS pisses me right off. Some Fkn retard stole my fishing tackle box a couple o years ago. I had it stashed under the picnic table under the awning of our camper. They came and go tit during a strong thunderstorm! I went to the campground manager to let them know, and he said, "You too?" I was pissed. The county mounties came by later that morning, but it seems they were not looking for my tackle box, but hcecking up on some vagrant youngsters or something.
At any rate, I did not get my tackle box back, and it had some of my dad's old fishing lures and some that I used to use when I was a kid. I'll never get those keepsakes back. (luckily they did not take the fishing poles leaning up against the camper. Most of those were my dad's, or from my dad).
Thing is, A kegerator ought to be pretty easy to locate, even at a scrap yard, if they keep their eyes open for a freezer with holes near the top. Not to mention several 5 Gal corneys.