Finally A product we can use!

[Rhoobarb]

It's about time some real-man-of-genius came along and offered the public something to combat one of the sometimes wicked side-affects of drinking one's homebrew. And finally that person has arrived and has given us this wonderful product!

And the funny thing is - this is no joke! There is even one for your dog!

 

[david_42]

I don't think it would help with the greyhounds. Their farts can burn the carpet.

 

[AllHoppedUp]

LOL! That doctor has such a serious look on his face. They'd make a great anonymous wedding gift wouldn't they? Ha ha!

AHU

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Hmm.. I know a few flatulent women that could you the "thong"!

 

[rewster451]

That is hilarious! I want one.

 

[dancingbarefoot]

I know a few guys who could use that. Might be hard getting 'em to wear a thong, though.

 

[BlightyBrewer]

That is hilarious!

Surely it must be a joke?? If it is serious, I am gobsmacked. Do they do a product that reduces the sound of the fart too??? It would have to be an active sound reduction device to cope with the wide frequency range of the fart...from squeekers to big base farts...Ha Ha Ha!

 

[Pumbaa]

whats really sad about them things is I kinda wish I could get one . . . . yeah milk is in more stuff then you could imagine

 

[The Happy Mug]

That is hilarious!

Surely it must be a joke?? If it is serious, I am gobsmacked. Do they do a product that reduces the sound of the fart too??? It would have to be an active sound reduction device to cope with the wide frequency range of the fart...from squeekers to big base farts...Ha Ha Ha!

Please stop, blighty! I got these messed up images of a muffler hanging out the back of somebody's pants!

Of course, that could be dangerous. Eventually, somebody would cut the pipe and replace the muffler with a glasspack/cherrybomb. The word "straightpipes" springs to mind. (you can do a generic version of straightpipes with an old paper towel core...)

Of course, you could go to autozone and buy one of those cheap exhaust bits people stick on crappy cars to make them sound like farts to begin with.