Favorite curse word combinations

[jpsloan]

Having a child who is just starting to pick up his first little bits of vocabulary forces me to invent new, yet satisfying, expletives. So far, my favorites are:

- Crumb bucket!

- Mongus!

- Peck cracker!

- Monkey butt.

 

[jmendez29]

Having a child who is just starting to pick up his first little bits of vocabulary forces me to invent new, yet satisfying, expletives. So far, my favorites are:

- Crumb bucket!

- Mongus!

- Peck cracker!

- Monkey butt.

I've always like Judas Maude.

My personal standby has always been Uncle F**ker for general use, and Sh*t Stain if I wanted to call someone a name. Somehow more demeaning in its simplicity. But if I had to choose from the list, I'd have to say A** Bag

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Having a child who is just starting to pick up his first little bits of vocabulary forces me to invent new, yet satisfying, expletives. So far, my favorites are:

- Crumb bucket!

- Mongus!

- Peck cracker!

- Monkey butt.

When my kids were little I used

FUDGENUGGIES!!!

And of course, thanks to SpongeBob Squarepants:

TARTAR SAUCE!!!!

Of course now they know all the swear words, cause I've long since stopped censoring myself.........

 

[bad coffee]

twatwaffle is in my normal lexicon.

I must admit, doooosh-canoe has a certain ring to it.

monkeyspunk is a good word as well.

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[cheeseshark]

I like interjecting the F word into the middle of other words.

i.e. unbe-f'ing-lievable, gi-f'ing-normous, halle-f'ing-lujah

+1 one on that. I learned that in this factory I worked at in college (along with other simple joys in life, like having four or five beers at lunch).

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Cheeseshark, love the avatar! Goldens are the best dogs eevveerrr!!!!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

*****enozzle is one of my favorites

 

[KingBrianI]

There's an indian guy at work who likes to say "damn $hit!" when he is angry. It cracks me up.

I've noticed that recently, upon getting extremely angry or frustrated, cuss words start coming out of my mouth in no particular order, rarely making sense. Like something will happen that pisses me off and out comes "f#cking godd@mn %hit motherf#cking f#ck!!" or some such. I've also begun spitting when extremely angry. It's weird. I knocked my deodorant over on the counter the other day and it pissed me off and I spit on it.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Any four letter word can be made even more insulting by adding "-tard" to the end.

 

[jcarson83]

I like ****** canoe. I think I'll use that tomorrow.

How about mung punch?

 

[jcarson83]

Cheeseshark, love the avatar! Goldens are the best dogs eevveerrr!!!!!

Any four letter word can be made even more insulting by adding "-tard" to the end.

That reminds me of "F###ing Tard Wrangler"

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Turd wrangler: waste water treatment plant worker

Tard wrangler: night shift at the looney bin?

 

[s3n8]

Yuri kinda beat me to it, but I do like the term fkuctard.

Someone else also tossed out another old standby 'Jesus fcuk' or my personal favorite invocation... 'Jesusfcukmychrist'

We used to have "challenge words" to try to work into conversations around the cubicle farm. My personal favorite... Masterbatorium. Go ahead and try to use that in a sentence without causing an HR incident.

 

[DonkeyShoes]

D!ck-sniffer

I think I made that one up myself.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Your poll is flawed.

EAC FTW

 

[ScottyT]

My all time favorite is Sh!tballs! Most often used when gaming.

I also like F%#ktard and good old fashioned *******.

 

[stevenryals]

I've been using a new one lately that I picked up in England.. they say it all the time.. "For ****s Sake" ... just rolls off the tongue so easily... and they also live using combinations of **** & ****.. any way you can mix it.. lol

 

[dataz722]

My all time favorite is Sh!tballs! Most often used when gaming.

I also like F%#ktard

Thats funny. I actually just came in here to add both of those.

 

[stevenryals]

I've been using a new one lately that I picked up in England.. they say it all the time.. "For ****s Sake" ... just rolls off the tongue so easily... and they also live using combinations of **** & ****.. any way you can mix it.. lol

well.. cant even tell what i was saying there can you with all the stars lol...
maybe it's best that way lol

 

[Evan!]

F*ckstick has always been close to my heart.

For a roll-off-the-tongue classic "Motherf*ckincocksucker" is bar-none the king.

 

[Schwind]

My favorite insult is calling someone a jerkoff. You can put such a condescending tone on it also. Like f-ck you you f-cking jerkoff. As-clown and -tard as a suffix are old standbys. Oh and anything can be a whore

 

[DeathBrewer]

That -tard thing really works.

f*ck-tard
sh*t-tard
c*nt-tard

I'm too busy at work or I would try more combinations.

 

[abbeyroadhelp]

c*mbucket or when real angry c*mdumpster

 

[double_e5]

While in Marine Corps boot camp I learned some pretty interesting combinations from drill instructors I thought were hilarious.

Two of my personal favorites.

When talking when no supposed to: "Shut your fvcking c0ck holster!"

Referring to your hands as "dick skinners".

There are so many more I'll have to think about.

**** bird is another good one.

 

[Duckfoot]

One of my good friends at work used "shut your f**king goobersmoocher" one day and I almost peed myself laughing....