Fantasy football anyone?

[Dude]

OK, need some help.

Trying to compile a roster of all-chick-name NFL players. So far, I've only got a couple:

QB - Seneca Wallace (isn't she a tennis player?)
WR: Reche (ree-shey) Caldwell
WR: Bethel Johnson
WR: Doug Gabreil
WR: Terry Glenn
WR: Torry Holt
K: Shayne Graham
CB: Shawntae Shencer
LB: Rosie Colvin

HALL OF FAME:
DL: Rosier Grier
WR: Lynn Swann
RB: Gayle Sayers

Who else? Gimme a hand...

EDITS: This team will be known as the "Bethel Johnson All-Stars".

Adding players suggested...

I hope this guy makes it to the NFL.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900

This is a classic for the all-chick name team.

Straight out of your local strip club.

 

[rdwj]

I hope this guy makes it to the NFL.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900

This is a classic for the all-chick name team.

Straight out of your local strip club.

OMG - that is funny!I guess you HAVE to be tough with a name like that

 

[the_bird]

Holy sh!t. He's this team's first round draft pick.

My god. I don't even know what to say....

Although, that's not a strip-club name; that's a Bond-girl name (or Austin Powers).

 

[the_bird]

He's a linebacker who is 5'9", 208. Thinking the League might not be in his future.

He'll be our team's "Rudy."

 

[Dude]

He's a linebacker who is 5'9", 208. Thinking the League might not be in his future.

He'll be our team's "Rudy."

Hmmm...your picture says 5'11". He HAS to make an NFL roster, he just has too!!!!!!!

 

[the_bird]

I've read that he changed his last name to "Seymour."

Ideal, of course, would be if he changed his name to "Seymour Lucious Pusey," but I suppose that might have raised an eyebrow or two in the courtroom...

 

[user 574]

Yoo Hoo! Finally Bush breaks out with 4 TDs! Glad I had him on the bench this week .

 

[the_bird]

Is that "Lucious Bush" that you're talking about?

 

[andre the giant]

Looks like the puppies are going to win another game. Wooohooooo!!!! to 4-9 we go. I'd be happy if I wasn't at the bottom of the list.

 

[user 574]

Outlook is looking pretty good for the gnats as well. Could our commish sneak down to last place after this week (points total)?

 

[rdwj]

anyone have the scores? can't see them from work

 

[the_bird]

One point, baby!

Milton Berle, man! I just pulled out enough to win!

 

[rdwj]

One point, baby!

Milton Berle, man! I just pulled out enough to win!

I lost by 1 AGAIN?!?! FF really pisses me off. I can't believe how many close games I've lost

 

[user 574]

Here ya go

 

[Dude]

Creepy.

Cool.

 

[Walker]

Final scores after the MNF game:

 

[the_bird]

We have three teams tied for last place with 4-9 records. Next week's the last week of the regular season. Dude's in position for the ****y prize, since he's trailing the Puppies and the Gnats by sixty-odd points.

So....

If Dude loses to me next week, he will be virtually guaranteed of finishing in last place by virtue of his tiebreaker spot. If either the Gnats or the Puppies wanted to increase THEIR chances of scoring the ****y-prize homebrew, I *could* be persuaded to modify my starting lineup next week; sitting Willie Mo Parker, for example, or Kinta over Hasselback, Chris Henry over Chad Johnson.... make it a little easier for Dude next week...

I *could* do that...

 

[the_bird]

And, oh man, Puppies have got to win next week... I really, really don't want to be mailing homebrew to the team that's made two moves all season and hasn't said a word in months.

C'mon, Puppies!

 

[rdwj]

I have to admit - it would be funny to see Dude in the cellar.

BTW Bird - how many f'n games have you won scoring in the 50's or below? Seems like it's happened way too much for you.

 

[the_bird]

A crapload, what can I say? I've really only had one or two games where I've scored 80+.

Milton Berle, you know? "I just pulled out enough to win!"

 

[user 574]

I think the scrotums are going to kick the drunks right in the... well scrotum & out of the playoffs! I'll probably be the reverse spoiler this week and put them right back in with an upset of the Angry Pirates though .

 

[rdwj]

Can we still trade? If so, I *might* make some stupid trades if I'm drunk enough - lol

 

[the_bird]

Unfortunately, no.

 

[Dude]

I have to admit - it would be funny to see Dude in the cellar.

Still pissed about Risk I see?

That would make 3 leagues I would be last or second to last. I drafted like a ninny this year.

Guys, don't cheat on rosters this week to help someone else out....I know you were kidding, but....

 

[rdwj]

I'm really bummed about this season. I was firmly in the 3rd playoff spot for a while and hit a DEADLY streak of games. I didn't even score poorly in some of them - just unlucky!

Oh well, next year we HAVE to have a live draft

 

[rdwj]

Still pissed about Risk I see?

Nah - actually, I ALMOST won that game. Cheyco and I teamed up and cleared out everyone because he had a deadbeat partner too. I accidentally pinned in some troops and allowed him an extra turn and that was all he needed.

I just assumed you were the pro since you started it.

 

[Dude]

Nah - actually, I ALMOST won that game. Cheyco and I teamed up and cleared out everyone because he had a deadbeat partner too. I accidentally pinned in some troops and allowed him an extra turn and that was all he needed.

I just assumed you were the pro since you started it.

Cool.

FFB pro? Pffff....I've been playing for 9 years, every year with multiple teams and I've never won a championship.

 

[Boston]

I just want to say that I've had a blast playing FFB this year and look forward to doing it again next fall. Thanks, Dude, for setting it up.

 

[rdwj]

I just want to say that I've had a blast playing FFB this year and look forward to doing it again next fall. Thanks, Dude, for setting it up.

Ya, I second that. Thanks!!

 

[Bernie Brewer]

I just want to say that I've had a blast playing FFB this year and look forward to doing it again next fall. Thanks, Dude, for setting it up.

I third it. And it WOULD help a lot if the puppies beat the sailors and the Splitters beat the Goombahs, and the Gnats beat the pirates, and the....... that's not asking too much, is it????