Fantasy football anyone?

[Bernie Brewer]

Walker? Dude? Remember, Dude, we voted against that trade for you... anyone got scores? I need to know how afraid of Steve Smith to be (I know, I know... be VERY AFRAID of Steve Smith).

I doubt you'll hear from Dude til tomorrow- he was at the GB game today and is probably in seventh heaven right now........

 

[the_bird]

Oh, that was today's game? Forgot all about that. Yeah, he's sitting somewhere, prolly on a barstool, pint glass in his hand, sh!t-eating grin on his face. Good for him, he picked a great game to go see, it appears.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

MAN, I'm glad Desert Swarm has Harrison instead of Wayne. Nice having Bailey covering your opponent's best WR. Think he could fly out to the Dallas / Carolina game tonight and cover Smith?

Ach, nuthin to worry about- The Tuna'll prolly send someone in there to break his legs............

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Oh, that was today's game? Forgot all about that. Yeah, he's sitting somewhere, prolly on a barstool, pint glass in his hand, sh!t-eating grin on his face. Good for him, he picked a great game to go see, it appears.

Prolly celebrated so much he's face down in a pool of vomit......

(J/K Dude, when you see this)

 

[user 574]

Thank you, kind sir. As long as Steve Smith is held to one TD, I'm safe. Which means, I'm not safe...

Yea, but you got Maroney for tomorrow as well. I think the losing streak is probably going to continue. My team is starting to look like the basketball olympic teams we toss together. A bunch of high profile names that can't get the job done.

 

[the_bird]

I'm not couinting on Maroney doing much tommorrow. The Vikes scare me a bit, and the fact that Dillon is still looking pretty good means that Maroney's not likely to get more than fourteen or fifteen touches. Great for the team, kinda tough for the fantasy squad.

 

[the_bird]

I'm not afraid of Steve Smith anymore, I'm scared sh*tless. SWMBO didn't appreciate my screaming with the babe asleep.

 

[user 574]

I missed it but I like it . I'm racking my weizenbock right now and the wife won't turn the kitchen tv to the game. She's watching that show where they build houses for the down and out folk. swmbo wins again.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Holy Sh!t 91 pts!!! If Shortwell knocks a few through tomorrow night I could break the century mark! Damn I wish I could bottle a few of those and break them out later........

 

[todd_k]

ugh, another ugly day for my team. I benched Romo at the last minute to start Garard, bad idea.

 

[user 574]

Ditto - I'm doing so crappy lately I had to change the team name. They're not swarming, they're just annoying. I do seem to lose whenever the Packers win so I guess I'll take one for the team.

 

[the_bird]

Marvin Harrison, of all people, killed you. Wanna trade him ?

 

[user 574]

Marvin Harrison, of all people, killed you. Wanna trade him ?

I didn't watch much of the game but figure Champ Bailey was glued to him most of the day. One bad game does not a trade make .

Bush on the other hand is really starting to annoy me.

 

[the_bird]

On the good-news front, at least he got injured!

 

[andre the giant]

Ditto - I'm doing so crappy lately I had to change the team name.

If they're doing really REALLY bad, you might change the name to Scrotum Puppies III.

 

[the_bird]

You need to think positively. Who wants to imagine scrotum puppies? That's just nasty.

Change the team name to "Sweater Puppies," and I bet you win next week.

 

[andre the giant]

Scrotum Puppies team 1 has climbed back to a 4-4 record in another league, thanks to a heavy dose of Chicago players, (Grossman, Berrian, Clark, and the kicker) Puppies 1 is heavily favored in next week's matchup, and is consistantly scoring very well. In a 12 team league, the puppies will soon be in 3rd place.

I was hoping that the success would rub off on the Puppies II. But apparently not.

 

[user 574]

Well, early games are done and I'm pretty sure I'm way behind again. I'm going back to my old ways of not liking FFB. At least until next year...

 

[rdwj]

anyone got scores???

 

[andre the giant]

Woohoo! At this point, it is highly unlikely that I'll lose. Unless Seattle's kicker and or D Jackson score -5 points.

Thanks to a rotten performance by Really rotten's Tom Brady, (-4 points) I have a record of 2-7. I RULE!

 

[the_bird]

I could still lose tonight, if LaMont Jordan goes for like, oh, eight or nine touchdowns...

 

[2nd Street Brewery]

Looks like won and I had to start a guy, S Alexander, who isn't playing tonght because I had no one else to play.

 

[the_bird]

Looks like won and I had to start a guy, S Alexander, who isn't playing tonght because I had no one else to play.

Need a RB? I've got four legit starters, make me an offer.

 

[todd_k]

8 more receiving yards for Branch and I'll win my game. Hopefully he won't fumble.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Need a RB? I've got four legit starters, make me an offer.

Which one of your four starters are you willing to give up for Trent Green???

 

[the_bird]

None of them.

Trent Green's not getting off the bench this year. You should be asking me to trade you Damon Huard.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

None of them.

Trent Green's not getting off the bench this year. You should be asking me to trade you Damon Huard.

Guess again. He's starting next week and you're without a QB

 

[the_bird]

You mean besides John "300 yards each and every frickin' week, look at the stats, playing San Fransisco" Kitna?

Hasselback will be back soon, too.

 

[the_bird]

Nov 6 Green claimed that he will not play for the Chiefs on Sunday against Miami, according to the Topeka Capital-Journal.

Advice: The quarterback is targeting the Nov. 19 game against Oakland for his return from a severe concussion suffered in the season opener against Cincinnati on Sept. 10. Damon Huard will continue starting under center for the Chiefs.

So, you want to make a trade?

Besides, Huard has 11 TDs versus 1 pick; how much of a rush do you REALLY think they'll be to bring Green back along?

 

[Bernie Brewer]

So, you want to make a trade?

Besides, Huard has 11 TDs versus 1 pick; how much of a rush do you REALLY think they'll be to bring Green back along?

All I know is every interview I've seen and everything I've read states that green is the starter again when healthy. Dumb, yes, but that's what they keep saying. I'll hang onto him then in case Manning gets hurt. Not likely there, either.