Fantasy football anyone?

[Dude]

14-31. Oh I am sooooooo getting my a$$ handed to me this week..........

Lotta football left.

 

[the_bird]

Dude, can you post the current scores?

I knew I should have picked up Morton Anderson for this weekend. Geezer's got 4 FGs.

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Haha, I saw I was down 42-6, (I caved and got stat-tracker) then realized most of my guys won't play til tonight or monday. Phew!

Damn stat tracker... makes me worry for no damn reason. Damn.

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Then, of course, I see what Bruschi's Atlanta defense did (25 POINTS! Holy crap!) and I think my first-place status is going downnnnn.... the tubes.

 

[Dude]

Current scores:

Drunken Sailors 29
Coach Dude 19

D'Bricks 41
more_Bruschi 53

Angry Pirates 27
Keg Krushers 25

Really Rottens 48
win14thegipper 47

Town Drunks 39
Skull Splitters 25

Scrotum Puppies II 18
Desert Swarm 30

NY Athletic Jews 19
NY Goombahs 50

 

[the_bird]

MARONEY WITH HIS SECOND TD!

Walker, I'll be sending you my address shortly...

 

[Bernie Brewer]

61-47. My only prayer is for Seattle's D to have a field day against the Bears tonight and for Favre to light it up against Philly tomorrow. I'm not holdin my breath. Doh!

 

[Dude]

Scores with 2 games left:


Drunken Sailors 23
Coach Dude 31

D'Bricks 41
more_Bruschi 82

Angry Pirates 38
Keg Krushers 38

Really Rottens 61
win14thegipper 47

Town Drunks 36
Skull Splitters 27

Scrotum Puppies II 29
Desert Swarm 37

NY Athletic Jews 66
NY Goombahs 72

 

[the_bird]

GO GOOMBAHS!

First place, here I come, baby!

EDIT: Walker, be honest with me. What hurts worse, watching what the Pats did to your boys this afternoon, or losing to the team who started a WR on his bye week?

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Oh man- well, welcome to first place, homes. This is some Beeee-ess. But hey- I wasn't expecting to do this well at all.

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Well well, Bruschi- I may have been premature in my concession-

As of now, I am tied with the Goombahs, 78(!)-78(!), and his games are nearly played out, while I have the Philly/Green Bay game tomorrow night.

If Bruschi holds at 80, I need not score any points to remain (perilously) in first place.

I can taste my ill-gotten, plundered HomeBrew booty now!

 

[user 574]

WTF - I can't believe that I can't get a stinkin score out of any of my guys!!

Puppies, if you lose this, I'd be amazed.

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Well, it seems this week's battle for first place is all over but for the shouting.

(Commence shouting, Bruschi).

I'll see if I can use tomorrow night's game to pad my lead a little bit- I hope Ahman Green plays.

Congrats to the Goombahs for scoring way above predictions, and to my co-undefeated brother Bruschi.

 

[the_bird]

Probably just as well that you won, P-Funk. I'd be an even more unbearable a-hole if I were in sole possession of first place. Fact is, I've been lucky as s*it, I could easily be 2-2 or worse (favorable matchups early, and I had a couple guys I wouldn't have necessarily expected come through yesterday).

EDIT: just looked the numbers over again, my four best players (Hasselback, Chad Johnson, Larry Fitzgerald, and Fred Taylor's Groin) combined for FIVE points. Total. Hasselback tossed up a -1. Yikes.

 

[Cap'n Jewbeard]

Oh man, no worries- I think I'm becoming a bit of a jerk about it- it's the shock of not having expected to do very well at all. I wouldn't have won had not somebody advised me to play Re. Williams (who, like, more than tripled his projected output) and NOT play New Orleans- who had a single, pitiful point.

I think, as the season goes on, it will equalize. You've still got a great team.

See everybody next week.

 

[andre the giant]

WTF - I can't believe that I can't get a stinkin score out of any of my guys!!

Puppies, if you lose this, I'd be amazed.

BE AMAZED! I think I lost by two points or more. My fU##@NG QB lost me 3 points as opposed to Warner who only lost you 2.

Someone has to come in last place. Might as well be me.

My guys are soooooooo :fro:

 

[user 574]

Pups, I'm surprised you didn't play Brees over Smith... Moss I guess I could understand. Anyways, thanks!

Da Bears are a scary arse'd team.

 

[Dude]

Da Bears are a scary arse'd team.

Yeah. Bears = for real.

Grossman is making some pretty throws.

 

[Dude]

Current scores with 1 game left:

Drunken Sailors 31
Coach Dude 31

D'Bricks 40
more_Bruschi 81

Angry Pirates 56
Keg Krushers 38

Really Rottens 61
win14thegipper 44

Town Drunks 66
Skull Splitters 27

Scrotum Puppies II 34
Desert Swarm 37

NY Athletic Jews 82
NY Goombahs 78

 

[the_bird]

Oh, my god... Walker... wow. No wonder you didn't mind the avatar change, yoy got your ass handed to you by a team starting a WR on his bye week.

Speaking of which, that's two weeks in a row... just sayin'...

 

[the_bird]

Anybody want Atlanta's D for next weekend? They put up 25 points and saved my ass last week, but I'm not keeping them over Pitt. Cost is a WR.

 

[todd_k]

Westbrook is out tonight. Victory is mine!!!! :rockin:

 

[Dude]

Westbrook is out tonight. Victory is mine!!!! :rockin:

OH RLY?

Hmmmm....I'm not saying the Pack might have a chance, but we just might have a chance tonight! I keed.

I love the Packers, but this is going to be 48-13 Iggles.

Fully prepared for the onslaught. I'm drinking 10% ABV Stone Anniversary IPA right now. Might not make it to halftime.

 

[Dude]

Okay...Sunday Night Football question:

The opening song with Pink, is she ****in' hot or what? I love her voice and I love that skanky look. Just me?

 

[the_bird]

OH RLY?

Hmmmm....I'm not saying the Pack might have a chance, but we just might have a chance tonight! I keed.

I love the Packers, but this is going to be 48-13 Iggles.

Fully prepared for the onslaught. I'm drinking 10% ABV Stone Anniversary IPA right now. Might not make it to halftime.

Enjoying your new perspective on the game, are we?

 

[todd_k]

He's already drunk.....

 

[rdwj]

is she ****in' hot or what? I love her voice and I love that skanky look. Just me?

I don't find her hot at all. She looks kinda manish to me. I'm usually a big fan of the skanky ones, but she just doesn't do it for me.

 

[Boston]

Westbrook is out tonight. Victory is mine!!!! :rockin:

I was needing a big night from Westbrook to beat you. I sat his ass on the bench last week and he had a great game. I can't win.

 

[Boston]

My Patriot Posse after the Pats-Bengals game.

 

[todd_k]

My Patriot Posse after the Pats-Bengals game.

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