Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[paulster2626]

Man this place is quiet when Toronto's winning. Centre of the hockey universe, indeed!

https://www.google.ca/search?q=centre+of+hockey+universe

 

[Homercidal]

At least it's not the Pens and Flyers yakkity yak. The Leafs deserve to give a bit of trash talk after all of those years of horrible teams and choking. It won't last too long anyway.

 

[Goofynewfie]

Man this place is quiet when Toronto's winning. Centre of the hockey universe, indeed!

https://www.google.ca/search?q=centre+of+hockey+universe

we are just letting you bask in the glory of having won 4 games this season...... MLSE, always good for a laugh

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Man this place is quiet when Toronto's winning. Centre of the hockey universe, indeed!

https://www.google.ca/search?q=centre+of+hockey+universe

I don't understand. Are you pointing out that Toronto is only referred to as the "Centre of the Hockey Universe" by Toronto fans and not the hockey world in general? Because if that isn't your point, you really should examine the top 5 results again.

And dude, it's been 5 games. Perhaps the leaf fans should take some remedial math when they sign up for the reading comprehension classes.

 

[Goofynewfie]

And dude, it's been 5 games.

3 wins if you go by the toronto sun

 

[emjay]

I don't understand. Are you pointing out that Toronto is only referred to as the "Centre of the Hockey Universe" by Toronto fans and not the hockey world in general? Because if that isn't your point, you really should examine the top 5 results again.

And dude, it's been 5 games. Perhaps the leaf fans should take some remedial math when they sign up for the reading comprehension classes.

Huh? That's an 80% win rate. We're on pace for 66 wins, 132 points. Bernier is on pace for 40 shutouts if he plays every game from now on. Now that Kessel is back into his groove starting last night, he is on pace for 79 goals, 158 assists, and 237 points.

And this is all with missing the equivalent of an entire O line + D pairing of key players injured or suspended - and in the case of our only unlucky loss, a 6th key guy as well (abandoning his team to be with his wife while she was giving birth... the traitor).

There's a reason we already seriously have our parade planned out.

 

[paulster2626]

I don't understand. Are you pointing out that Toronto is only referred to as the "Centre of the Hockey Universe" by Toronto fans and not the hockey world in general? Because if that isn't your point, you really should examine the top 5 results again. And dude, it's been 5 games. Perhaps the leaf fans should take some remedial math when they sign up for the reading comprehension classes.

Hey! 80% of those games have been great! Wait, you're not still butthurt after that sweet comeback on Saturday are you? Don't worry maybe the Sens won't blow their next lead, should they be so lucky to have one.

What number of games am I allowed to be happy? 10? That's when Clarkson gets back, so yeah. 20? That's about when I head to buffalo, so yeah. Do I have to wait for more??

Just let me know the rules whenever you can. Thanks!

 

[paulster2626]

3 wins if you go by the toronto sun

You need to understand the hate that many Leafs fans, myself included, have for the local rags like the Sun and the Star. They are awful. Just google image search for Sun Kadri baby Leaf and see what I mean. In other news, Toronto gets outcorsi'd yet again, however: Average distance of Preds shots on goal last night = 40.6. Average for #Leafs = 30.3. TOR had 13 shots from <20 ft, NSH only 5.

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Hey! 80% of those games have been great! Wait, you're not still butthurt after that sweet comeback on Saturday are you? Don't worry maybe the Sens won't blow their next lead, should they be so lucky to have one.

What number of games am I allowed to be happy? 10? That's when Clarkson gets back, so yeah. 20? That's about when I head to buffalo, so yeah. Do I have to wait for more??

Just let me know the rules whenever you can. Thanks!

I firmly believe that Leaf fans shouldn't be happy. Ever.

In all honesty though, I'd be nervous if I were a leaf fan, because of the HBO 24/7 camera's. I seriously believe it's going to ruin Kessel's year. Thoughts?

 

[emjay]

I firmly believe that Leaf fans shouldn't be happy. Ever.

In all honesty though, I'd be nervous if I were a leaf fan, because of the HBO 24/7 camera's. I seriously believe it's going to ruin Kessel's year. Thoughts?

I don't think Kessel would have signed an 8-year, limited (whatever that means) no-trade clause contract extension in Toronto if he truly was unable to deal with the media.

 

[emjay]

Bwahahahahaha Pittsburgh is losing to freaking FLORIDA 5-3.

 

[paulster2626]

I firmly believe that Leaf fans shouldn't be happy. Ever. In all honesty though, I'd be nervous if I were a leaf fan, because of the HBO 24/7 camera's. I seriously believe it's going to ruin Kessel's year. Thoughts?

Hahaha what?

I'm excited so we can all see that Kessel is just like everyone else - has fun, gets along with his teammates, and is pretty much just another boring normal dude when ******* reporters aren't asking him trap questions. It will put this Kessel is an enigma myth to bed once and for all.

Also, it takes more than a month of TV cameras to bury talent like that!

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Hahaha what?

I'm excited so we can all see that Kessel is just like everyone else - has fun, gets along with his teammates, and is pretty much just another boring normal dude when ******* reporters aren't asking him trap questions. It will put this Kessel is an enigma myth to bed once and for all.

Also, it takes more than a month of TV cameras to bury talent like that!

Kessel is scared of people, plain and simple. Even the media scrum after practices or games make him uncomfortable .When HBO is at every practice, every game, looking for constant quote material ("Universe is humongous big..." etc.) Kessel will draw inward into himself, and his production will decrease signifcantly and the team will falter without him.

Tell me in January that I'm wrong.. when 4-1 in October turns into 20-25 in January.

In conclusion, go Sens, FU Leafs ( and habs to a slightly lesser extent)!

PS Mason Raymond was on a PTO and not signed by anyone for a reason, he'll drop off.

 

[emjay]

Really? Nothing? Nobody?

 

[Goofynewfie]

Well.... Was a good game, thought the oilers had it. IMO the refs missed a call in ot that led to the winning goal but thats no excuse, it goes both ways and happens to all teams. Next time the oil could benefit

Not sure what is going on but Dubnyk is the weak point this year. The rumor is that if he doesnt pick up his game soon the oil may talk to Bryzgalov or make a trade for a goalie.

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Wow Dubnyk and the oilers D is brutal. And Wow the Sharks are good.
Bad night all around.

Although I don't think Leaf fans should be too happy with Bernier or their d either, almost as bad as the oilers!

 

[paulster2626]

Wow Dubnyk and the oilers D is brutal. And Wow the Sharks are good. Bad night all around. Although I don't think Leaf fans should be too happy with Bernier or their d either, almost as bad as the oilers!

Even when Toronto plays like ****, they're still better than the Oilers. Always said Dubnyk was garbage, now he's approaching Vesa Toskala staus. And your theory on Kessel is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. Impossible to respond to stupidity on such a high level. Oh, and it's 5-1. Bernier?

And Raymond looked great again, hahahaha. It's like everything you say is exactly the opposite of what actually happens!

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Even when Toronto plays like ****, they're still better than the Oilers. Always said Dubnyk was garbage, now he's approaching Vesa Toskala staus. And your theory on Kessel is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard. Impossible to respond to stupidity on such a high level. Oh, and it's 5-1. Bernier?

And Raymond looked great again, hahahaha. It's like everything you say is exactly the opposite of what actually happens!

That Bernier save was the result of some crazy sloppy defensive zone coverage. Greate save, sure, but that puck goes in 9 out of 10 times.

And the non call was BS, be honest. Guess Bettman wants his winter classic to mean something in the standings...

 

[paulster2626]

That Bernier save was the result of some crazy sloppy defensive zone coverage. Greate save, sure, but that puck goes in 9 out of 10 times. And the non call was BS, be honest. Guess Bettman wants his winter classic to mean something in the standings...

Oh, Toronto played like ****, that's for sure. Love how you can put down a game-saving save though. Classic Sens fan BS.

Refs were terrible on both sides for the entire game - in the end the 170lb superstar gets worked over by the 210lb D. Go figure.

5-1. Say it out loud. It sounds so nice.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Last projection I saw was that Chicago wins the cup over the Penguins. That would be a sweet series.

That would be fun to watch. F the Sens. Leafs look good thus far. Go hawks.

Is everyone happy now?

 

[paulster2626]

That would be fun to watch. F the Sens. Leafs look good thus far. Go hawks. Is everyone happy now?

Wow. Kanata Sens are really getting worked over according to the box score. (No Sens game is ever worth watching)

Okay tuned in. Ottawa has the unfortunate circumstance of playing Anaheim on Awesome Jersey Night. Ducks aren't gonna lose in those - bad luck on the schedule is all.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Okay tuned in. Ottawa has the unfortunate circumstance of playing Anaheim on Awesome Jersey Night. Ducks aren't gonna lose in those - bad luck on the schedule is all.

Where's PTN when you need him (which is rare)?

It's all about the uniform

 

[paulster2626]

56 shots for Anaheim? FIFTY SIX???

You wanna talk about sloppy D... Ottawa holding down 22nd spot like a boss!

 

[StittsvilleJames]

That would be fun to watch. F the Sens. Leafs look good thus far. Go hawks.

Is everyone happy now?

Hawks won't make it past the 2nd round this year. It'll be San Jose this year, in 6 games over the Islanders.

Don't worry about Ottawa, we're just working out the kinks and will hit November hard with a perfect month. Once we get a home game, it's game on.

Leafs will be a .500 team by New Year's Day.

 

[punkrockdave]

Hawks won't make it past the 2nd round this year. It'll be San Jose this year, in 6 games over the Islanders.

Don't worry about Ottawa, we're just working out the kinks and will hit November hard with a perfect month. Once we get a home game, it's game on.

Leafs will be a .500 team by New Year's Day.

I Hope you are right about the Sharks.

 

[paulster2626]

Hawks won't make it past the 2nd round this year. It'll be San Jose this year, in 6 games over the Islanders.

Don't worry about Ottawa, we're just working out the kinks and will hit November hard with a perfect month. Once we get a home game, it's game on.

Leafs will be a .500 team by New Year's Day.

Praying for miracles, I love it!

Gonna have to hope Erik "Norris" Karlsson starts playing like an NHL player for that to happen.

 

[emjay]

I Hope you are right about the Sharks.

I'm sorry, but if he's as right as he is about everything else, he's not.

 

[emjay]

And to think that many here thought it'd be apocalyptic to lose Clarkson for 10 games...

Clarkson... who?

 

[Bulls Beers]

Let's go Bruins!! I love afternoon games..

 

[Goofynewfie]

And to think that many here thought it'd be apocalyptic to lose Clarkson for 10 games...

Clarkson... who?

Id be more worried about team chemistry when he returns