Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[MeatyPortion]

(Jesus. Homes wiped off the map tonight in Mass. Four dead. Seven tornados touched down over the last few hours.)

Hey, you're not so different from us in the Midwest after all.

 

[Bulls Beers]

(Jesus. Homes wiped off the map tonight in Mass. Four dead. Seven tornados touched down over the last few hours.)

We've had so much lightning that I didn't even need the lights on. It was pretty bad... Quiet now, thank god...

 

[Bulls Beers]

Ah... just heard Bergeron whining about it to a CBC reporter.

Your team better pull this game out or we'll really see some whining...

 

[MeatyPortion]

Honestly though: who bites a glove?

 

[Boleslaus]

We've had so much lightning that I didn't even need the lights on. It was pretty bad... Quiet now, thank god...

We had that store come through a couple weeks ago. The one that set all the records. That was a nasty night.

 

[MeatyPortion]

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[MeatyPortion]

Oooooo, near miss.

 

[DakotaRules]

near miss?!?! That was God kicking it out!

 

[Boleslaus]

near miss?!?! That was God kicking it out!

I like this!

 

[Boleslaus]

And there's Peverly making a crappy play and almost costing his team at the end of the game.

 

[MeatyPortion]

near miss?!?! That was God kicking it out!

As if some imaginary deity would have an accent that horrible...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[MeatyPortion]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SUCK IT BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




derp derp derp derp

 

[DakotaRules]

ouch.....

 

[emjay]

Bruins failure. Better luck next time (not really).

 

[MeatyPortion]

Holy crap. Torres scored it???!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[shecky]

Holy crap. Torres scored it???!?!?!?!?!?!?

Who's next, Rodriguez?

Damn. Great play by Kesler but the Bruins have been tired and/or lazy the last six minutes.

On to game 2.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Cape, it's okay. You can cry now.

 

[Bulls Beers]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SUCK IT BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




derp derp derp derp

The super Canucks needed 59 minutes to score. Lucky..

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just like I said... Cheated

 

[emjay]

Just like I said... Cheated

Oh please. The Canucks lost their 2-man advantage nearly right at the beginning after the ref bought the serious bullsh1t that Thomas was so expertly selling. They would obviously have scored there.

 

[MeatyPortion]

The super Canucks needed 59 minutes to score. Lucky..

And in the same amount of time the Bruins scored... how many goals?

 

[MeatyPortion]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

It's okay, brah. Let it all out.

 

[Bulls Beers]

And in the same amount of time the Bruins scored... how many goals?

I would hope the super fantastic best team ever would take game one..

Just barely though...Again, very lucky.

 

[Boleslaus]

I had my heart set on OT. And I also don't like Torres...just a strange looking guy.

 

[emjay]

Unfortunately for Boston, special ed doesn't make for good special teams... it's a different kind of "special" entirely.

Honestly, Boston won't even take it to the 5 games I predicted if they continue to suck so hard on the power play.

 

[arturo7]

Thomas' aggressive play backfired in the end.

 

[arturo7]

Was it my imagination, or did all the TV guys look kinda orange?

 

[MeatyPortion]

I would hope the super fantastic best team ever would take game one..

Just barely though...Again, very lucky.

Hey, every time you knock Vancouver for this game's performance you knock Boston even more.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cheated. Embarrassingly so.

Blatant offsides on that goal.