East Coast-West Coast Brew Off WTF?!?!?!

[Airborneguy]

I have been enjoying an inordinate amount of free beer lately...

I have no connection to Maryland though and have never owned a short-lived small business.

 

[mikeysab]

I could just see his recipe sheets now:

10 pownds too row
5 pownds marissa ottre
1 pownd see sicksty
half pownd bis kit

Mash the granes in thee marsh ton, vawrlawf till clere, then kallect wert in the boyal keddel. add haff ownc kgb at sikcty minnits, thorty minnits and phiphteen minnits. chill the wart to 8e degres and pitsch one snatchel of you ess oh phive.

 

[brewtus_]

Any updates from AHA?

 

[pickles]

Any updates from AHA?

I thought I read earlier in the thread that they don't really have any control over the competitions. I doubt they'll revoke the clubs affiliation with the AHA.

 

[BrewKnurd]

If Art was following along and read that he'd say "And thows itty its say eye can't spell. This gurk can't spel nome write."

Fixed it for ya.

 

[mikeysab]

ha ha, thanks for the fix. Don't know what I was thinking actually spelling anything right in this thread.

 

[bottlebomber]

ha ha, thanks for the fix. Don't know what I was thinking actually spelling anything right in this thread.

Yew ******.

 

[mikeysab]

Hay, donet yoo dair cawl me names? "yew dew knot now me end can nott tawk abowt me likk that.

 

[mikeysab]

stoopid hed

 

[bottlebomber]

They can go ahead and call us ******* on that other forum, but not winers!

 

[mikeysab]

Yeah, we're definitely not a bunch of weiners, like they said we are.

 

[HellBentBrewCo]

Is Art responding to anyone's emails? I'd still like to see my "results" from this

 

[Airborneguy]

Just make one up like we did; it's more fun. :rockin:

 

[mikeysab]

Is Art responding to anyone's emails? I'd still like to see my "results" from this

Haven't you been following along? He's retired in the bahamas with the ganomes.

 

[Homercidal]

I removed the post (Not Brewbum) in hopes that nobody had seen it yet so we could avoid a silly feud. Guess I was a bit slow on the delete button.
Look...I'm here as another place to BS about beer, same over there and I'd like to do more beer talking with everyone than deleting posts.

FYI the pitchfork thing was just a joke. I doubt anyone here took it seriously.

I think at this point everyone is just having a good time. Can't wait to see if anyone posts their real scoresheets though!

 

[mikeysab]

Not funny haha, but funny queer mmmmhhmmm

 

[usfmikeb]

Is Art responding to anyone's emails? I'd still like to see my "results" from this

Yeah, we need to see more of Art's highly articulated responses in order to get to our quota of gut wrenching laughter this month!

 

[usfmikeb]

I think at this point everyone is just having a good time.

Definitely, this is one of my favorite threads!

 

[mikeysab]

Definitely, this is one of my favorite threads!

Yeh, ya wanna marry it?

 

[usfmikeb]

Yeh, ya wanna marry it?

No, I'll just stick to casually dating it...

 

[mikeysab]

You've made a wise choice my friend

 

[Homercidal]

Threads with benefits.

 

[usfmikeb]

Exactly

 

[mikeysab]

Nsa

 

[Pivzavod]

I'm teaching a business communications class. Art's email is exactly the kind of thing I warn my students not to do if they intend to be successful in business. Somebody needs to explain to Art where the shift key is on the keyboard.

Its sad but common place in America to see this kind of writing from an adult. I see minor examples at my corporate job. I had a manager in the past who would say things like "Thats not we problem, thats she problem" or "I no concern".

My favorite part from Art was how he spelled beyond our control :rockin:

 

[BrewKnurd]

Its sad but common place in America to see this kind of writing from an adult. I see minor examples at my corporate job. I had a manager in the past who would say things like "Thats not we problem, thats she problem" or "I no concern".

My favorite part from Art was how he spelled beyond our control :rockin:

i had a former co-worker who had frequent mis-spellings. my favorite was about how they had identified the "rute cause" of an issue. i initially thought "how could he let that go through spellcheck." then i realized that spell check doesn't suggest "root" when you type "rute". it suggests things like runt, and cute, and things like that. so i can see why he probably just turned spellcheck off. if you're that far off, it doesn't help much.

 

[mikeysab]

I had a manager in the past who would say things like "Thats not we problem, thats she problem"

Was he Jamaican?

 

[Pivzavod]

Hahah, close enough - Guyanese

He was most famous for calling everyone "skunt". He lost his job years ago and was not able to find another management job for obvious reasons. Old company gave him management spot because of his cop mentality (he was a customs agent in Guyana). As a bottom level manager he would terrorize all the sheep to keep them in check.

 

[Homercidal]

Hahah, close enough - Guyanese

He was most famous for calling everyone "skunt". He lost his job years ago and was not able to find another management job for obvious reasons. Old company gave him management spot because of his cop mentality (he was a customs agent in Guyana). As a bottom level manager he would terrorize all the sheep to keep them in check.

So.. What you are saying is...

He had a thing for sheep skunt?

 

[Pivzavod]

Everyone was a skunt and everyone was sheep