Drunken ramblngs

[paulthenurse]

he started it!

Did not. I was talking in generalities.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm sensing a Dude-like, "I should have gone to the ER and you guys told me not to and now I've got to have my finger amputated!" sabotage thread going on here.

If you are telling the truth I feel wicked bad.

But I'm pretty certain you're messin with Sasquatch.

 

[paulthenurse]

My dog has cancer... and apparently I'm bangin' him.

See that? He admitted it!!! What kind of a sicko do you need to be to take advantage of a poor sick dog like that? I thought it was bad enough when you were just helping to drive America down.

 

[Cape Brewing]

God's honest truth boss and no, I'm not pulling a "I had to cut my finger off" joke.

Ben has Osteocarcinoma (sp?) which obviously by the sound of it is bone cancer. By the time the tumor is visible, it's too late and it's already eaten through the bone. The bone weakens until it simply snaps (which it has) and then the bone is so damaged rhey can't do anything with it and the leg simply has to come off.

we've been back and forth to Angell about four times for tests to see if the cancer is anywhere else in his body, which make amputation kind of a moot point.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well, you sure know how to bring a thread to a grinding halt. Once again, I've very, very sorry

 

[Cape Brewing]

Man.... you must feel like such a ******.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Is there a HBT ****** of the Year award?

Anyone?? I did a search per the one reminder I happened to see of Revvy's suggesting people do searches and I didn't see anything.

'cause I have a nomination

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Can't we all just.... screw that. Sharpened screwdrivers on top of a garbage scow... Winner takes the garbage scow.

 

[Zul'jin]

Ya just can't leave two Yankees alone to do anything right.

You both could've come out ahead. Even without the dog. If you'd've just thought about it. But, y'all didn't.

CB could have charged a cover to get in his "bah" and PTN could've paid it with beer. CB would've got his cover paid for in beer. PTN would have gotten in without paying money but beer instead. CB gets beer. PTN gets in for 'free'. Barter for the win. That's economics in hard times right there.

Now, since I had to think this up for y'all. It's $12.87, three Swedish shot glasses and a bottle of Utopias for the consultation.

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

I still prefer the screwdriver fight. Hard times call for hard fights.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya just can't leave two Yankees alone to do anything right.

You both could've come out ahead. Even without the dog. If you'd've just thought about it. But, y'all didn't.

CB could have charged a cover to get in his "bah" and PTN could've paid it with beer. CB would've got his cover paid for in beer. PTN would have gotten in without paying money but beer instead. CB gets beer. PTN gets in for 'free'. Barter for the win. That's economics in hard times right there.

Now, since I had to think this up'all. It's $12.87, three Swedish shot glasses and a bottle of Utopias for the consultation.

Who you calling Yankee, ******? We're yankees!

 

[Zul'jin]

Do you have a beard and a wood shop?

 

[paulthenurse]

Is there a HBT ****** of the Year award?

Anyone?? I did a search per the one reminder I happened to see of Revvy's suggesting people do searches and I didn't see anything.

'cause I have a nomination

Nominations are for people who VOTE! Like Americans. Like Sam Adams. Like me and Chris.

Oh, and I like how you throw the dogs name into the conversation to make people identify more closely with him.
"Oh, poor Ben! THat sucks SO MUCH. That PTN is SUCH a ******."

Sure, that worked great. Especially since the folks thinking that were not standing on your porch with us last week watching Ben in his cast flounder around in shoulder deep snow like a carp on the beach. ANd they didn't get to hear you shout at the poor thing, "Hey, *******, get back in here! I'm not going out there and carrying you back inside. Get over here!" Sure, I'm a ****** all right. A good American businessman ******.

American business. Bringing douchyness and overpriced beer to the world!

PTN

 

[Denny's Evil Concoctions]

Can PTN and CB hook a camera (with sound) up for their next demon juice get together. Maybe put it live on joost. Please let me know. I'll make popcorn!

:rockin:

 

[paulthenurse]

Do you have a beard and a wood shop?

Doesn't everyone?

 

[HBHoss]

Doesn't everyone?

I do, I do!!! Me, Pick me!!

 

[Madman]

I have the beard, and if I check tube8.com, I'll have the wood....

 

[EvilTOJ]

Why would a patriot like sam adams go to mexico? wouldnt he prefer texas.... just as many mexicans but still the good ole US of A

Sam Adams ran for mayor in Portland. And won. And is currently involved in a sex scandal no one cares about.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's my boy!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry I wasn't responding... Had a lengthy appointment at the vet.

What did I miss??? Was PTN making fun of my dead grandmother while I was away??

 

[yeager1977]

Is there a HBT ****** of the Year award?

Anyone?? I did a search per the one reminder I happened to see of Revvy's suggesting people do searches and I didn't see anything.

'cause I have a nomination

Lets start one. PTN is the bigges ****** I have ever met.

Sorry about the Dog man!!! That sucks.

About the Utopias though, it was $250. And if you wanted to be a cheap ass anti american piece of **** thats fine. Go drink your f***in belgian beer and leave the rest of us AMERICANS alone. And thos shot glasses? They were real expensive a whole $3.

 

[yeager1977]

Sorry I wasn't responding... Had a lengthy appointment at the vet.

What did I miss??? Was PTN making fun of my dead grandmother while I was away??

Nah he is too busy making fun of your dog and mine.

Though I can't complain, I hadn't gotten around to upgrading my account yet and he did it for me... Just so I could join this tread and make fun of CB, though I much rather make fun of PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey Chris...

Know that O2 stone that I let you guys borrow for the Utopia deal??

Yeah... did I mention I enjoy pure oxygen enemas on occasion? Let's just say that I hope you cleaned that thing really well prior to use.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh hey Chris...

Know that O2 stone that I let you guys borrow for the Utopia deal??

Yeah... did I mention I enjoy pure oxygen enemas on occasion? Let's just say that I hope you cleaned that thing really well prior to use.

Why am I not in the least bit surprised to find that out about you?

This sucks, plane is delayed. Global warming my ass!

 

[yeager1977]

Oh hey Chris...

Know that O2 stone that I let you guys borrow for the Utopia deal??

Yeah... did I mention I enjoy pure oxygen enemas on occasion? Let's just say that I hope you cleaned that thing really well prior to use.

Ya know, that is just plain wrong, in every sense that is just WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a true sick F*&^.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why am I not in the least bit surprised to find that out about you?

This sucks, plane is delayed. Global warming my ass!

Is the plane actually delayed or are YOU just delayed because they won't let you board wearing assless chaps, leather vest, ball-gag and leather biker hat?

What kind of "resort" did you say you were going to again?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gate Attendant: "SIR... As I told you already, we CAN NOT let you take a loose gerbil on this flight"

PTN: "Don't worry, once I get to my seat and nice and confi, I'll make sure he's not loose anymore (wink, wink)"

Gate Attendant: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

 

[babalu87]

Why am I not in the least bit surprised to find that out about you?

This sucks, plane is delayed. Global warming my ass!

There is much to learn.
We were late getting to the brewery last night because slap-nuts couldnt figure out a way around a fender bender or two on a three lane highway.

The we find out that the brewer had a stuck mash and we would leave with no second runnings last night, everything was fine until we showed up.
Now since all my kegs are full and there is nary a naked tap on my kegerator I'll let you be the judge regarding whose aura stuck the mash..............

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have another nomination!!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll let you be the judge regarding whose aura stuck the mash..............

damn it... I should have gutted you and used your dead carcass as a coat a la Luke Skywalker and the ton-ton from Star Wars when I had the chance!

AFter I brave the cold and snow to drive your azz ALL the way down to freakin' Newort and back so you could get free beer for your prescious little cultivated yeasties... this is the thanks I get!?!

Ridiculous.

You're probably just bent out of shape because PTN just took off for Florida with your gerbil.