Don't roller skate in a buffalo heard

[RustyMusket]

So I went to visit my brother and had the chance to visit a small winery he is helping the preacher with up in the northern part of this great ol state. so he showed me the grape crushing machine and the juice collector and the fermentation chamber. I thought the latter was really neat with all thos old oak barrels and stuff, I thought they was so neat that i had to pry out a bung from the bunghole and take a sniff. Now I dont know to much about wine or technicalities of brewing such things but i do now know that your not supposed to go around and be sniffin on some strangers bunghole. Note to others who aint been to no winery before, If you value your smell and your life dont go around sniffin on no strangers bunghole you will be in for a surprise, wooooooowheeeeee!!

 

[dfc]

Should this be in drunken rumblings and mindless mumblings? LOL.

 

[RustyMusket]

i thought... well nevermind what i thought, ill put it over there. not sure how to but i will

 

[RustyMusket]

After alittle research, i dont know how can a moderator move it for me?

 

[MeatyPortion]

This thread is destined for greatness.

 

[brewmonk]

you sniffed a preacher's. um. WHAT?

Uh, I gotta GO ..........

 

[GoldMiner]

Is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?

 

[El Pistolero]

By the way OP, it's "Can't roller skate in a buffalo herd". Can't, not don't.

Now if we're talking about tugging on superman's cape, or p!ssing in the wind, those would be don'ts.

Just saying.

 

[Nightbiker]

Did you get TP for that Bunghole? The Great Cornholio may want to know! heh heheh heh heh

 

[RustyMusket]

brew monk: it was the preachers bunghole i thought it would smell of the glory of god but instead it smelled of hell fire and sulfur.
Gold Miner yes it is normal for the inside of your own bunghole to itch. When this happens to me i chew and swallow up i whole bag of sunflower seeds, that usually does the trick.
El Pistolero you are correct it is "can't roller skate in a buffalo herd" but I Heard you could do it if you tried.
Night Biker i do not have TP for my bunghole hole I have coffee filters.