Dogs Eating Hair

[TxBrew]

My wife's little **** Min Pin eats her long hair then gets these little poop dangles.

It's pretty much poop dangling off his ass because it's still attached by hair that's still in his ass. He freaks out until you pull the hair out of his ass.

Anyone else deal with this or am I the only one that pulls hair out of dog ass?

 

[loopmd]

You know, Tx, we love you. But sometimes there are things about a guy's life that are best left private.


loop

 

[olllllo]

For an interesting phenomena watch as your dog simultaneously pukes up the long carpet strands he ate while also sh1tting out said carpet strands.

Praying the whole time that the strands are not connected.



They weren't.

 

[Dude]

TMI, Tx, TMI.

 

[Ó Flannagáin]

Dude, I wouldn't have anything to do with a dog like that.

 

[david_42]

Try tinsel in a miniature dachshund. Yes, they were long strands.

 

[Reverend JC]

That is freaking funny! I can picture you know following the dog around making that smacking sound "here boy, here!" as he runs from you and you try and pinch the clingons off his ass......


Freaking great!

 

[WOP31]

I'll this guy over there and he can take care of that problem (meaning the dog) for you

 

[Evan!]

****, Tx, here cometh my lunch...

The worst I've got is that my German Shorthaired Pointers both graze like cattle...and it doesn't digest. So they both, from time to time, get danglers that I am forced to pull out with a leaf or something. They look so helpless and sad, pushing as hard as they can to no avail. Then I remember that the asshats got into this mess themselves.

 

[Torchiest]

No dogs, we only have cats in my household. However, I have found some disturbing stuff in the sh~tbox, like a turd composed mostly of a green plastic bag, so I can sympathize a bit.

 

[magno]

For an interesting phenomena watch as your dog simultaneously pukes up the long carpet strands he ate while also sh1tting out said carpet strands.

Praying the whole time that the strands are not connected.



They weren't.

HAHA flossing the dog.

I had a dog who would eat bayou grass. It wouldnt digest, and it had a similar effect to the hair. I think it bothered me more than him though. I would take it out for him when I saw it... best friend and all right?

- magno

 

[Jim Karr]

Years ago, we used to use a gauze pad in a milk strainer to filter the raw milk as it went into the bulk cooler. When the pad was used, we'd throw out the pad. The cats, of course, were attracted to this yummy pad that was soaked in fresh warm milk, and greedily gobble the entire thing down.

If it went through, the turds were had the most amazing appearance, like a turd-sized mummy.

If it didn't go through, we were in for some awesome puking events.

 

[BierMuncher]

Ya ain't seen nothing till your lab has eaten the inside of a golf ball.

Those turds were bouncing up and down on those little rubber bands out of his @ss for days.

My dog looked at me like "WTF are you laughing at?"... "What's going on back there?"...

Man I miss that dumb ass dog.

 

[Torchiest]

Ya ain't seen nothing till your lab has eaten the inside of a golf ball.

Those turds were bouncing up and down on those little rubber bands out of his @ss for days.

My dog looked at me like "WTF are you laughing at?"... "What's going on back there?"...

Man I miss that dumb ass dog.

LMAO now THAT was hilarious!

 

[TxBrew]

One day my dog ate some gum that contained a poison to dogs so I had to induce vomiting but decided I should do it on the other since I wasen't positve she didn't eat any as well.

As per the Vet I poured peroxide down their throats then had to wait and watch to make sure they vomitted then prevent them from re-eating their vomit. The vomit came out all gummy like.

Damn dogs.

 

[dibby33]

That is bad.

My FIL dog was in my back garden a few months back and did a big ****. After they left my dog decided to eat it. Must have been to get rid of the smell. Feck that dog stunk for days!

 

[EvilTOJ]

Every frickin year, we get tinsel turds in the catbox. We didn't even have tinsel last year and we STILL have tinsel turds!!!