Do you EVER Lager?

[pjj2ba]

At least 50 % of my beers are lagered.

2 cats. One likes to supervise the brewing process. He however hates it when I vent empty kegs

 

[cheezydemon3]

1. yes to lager
2. do you mean like like or just like? do you mean like "i'm gay for cats" or "i'm, like, gay for cats"?
cats.

I mean that you appreciate the graceful animal and it's independant personality and that you get a raging hard-on when you hear something PURRRRRRRR

At least 50 % of my beers are lagered.

2 cats. One likes to supervise the brewing process. He however hates it when I vent empty kegs

But venting full kegs is OK???

That is one messed up feline.

 

[wildwest450]

I like flavor.

Way to show a gross lack of brewing knowledge, I salute you.


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[cheezydemon3]

Way to show a gross lack of brewing knowledge, I salute you.


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for liking flavor? Nice way to look like like a doodybag!!! I salute you.

SO, I didn't just ask about something that I am ignorant about, I started a WHOLE freaking thread to give anyone an opportunity to educate me.

Who is the fool?

The guy who learns something, or the guy who holds his nose high and dishes insults?

 

[wildwest450]

SO, I didn't just ask about something that I am ignorant about, I started a WHOLE freaking thread to give anyone an opportunity to educate me.

Oh my goodness, i'm so sorry for sidetracking your quest for knowledge. We all know that all serious beer questions are posed as 4 word questions, involve cats, and are posted in dramm.

Yes, all lagers are tasteless, stick to bad movie reviews.


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[CreamyGoodness]

The lagers I have had always strike me as a bit "thin," but I'm willing to have my mind changed.

So far the lager I liked the best was the Guinness "Black Lager," but I didnt like it as much as Guinness stout...

 

[conpewter]

Well guess I'll have to put Revvy's lager on my list of to-brews, since I have the temp controlled freezer (had to downgrade to a smaller freezer, so only 1 brew at a time...) I guess I could fit it in when I won't have time to brew for a while.

 

[rjwhite41]

The lagers I have had always strike me as a bit "thin," but I'm willing to have my mind changed.

Time for you to drink something from the bock family. It is Maibock season you know.

I almost forget, I always have something lagering. I have 1 cat but I prefer my 2 dogs. I inherited the cat, he's not bad but can be annoying.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Time for you to drink something from the bock family. It is Maibock season you know.

Hmmm I'll have to give that a try.

 

[spearko520]

I mean that you appreciate the graceful animal and it's independant personality and that you get a raging hard-on when you hear something PURRRRRRRR

i've had a bit of priapism lately- so it's tough to determine the cause of all the throbbing. someday when, god willing, i get well...

 

[Wus67]

Am I the only one who prefers his cat lagered? I mean lagered dog is ok, but you can't beat an ice cold lagered cat on a hot summer day.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Oh my goodness, i'm so sorry for sidetracking your quest for knowledge. We all know that all serious beer questions are posed as 4 word questions, involve cats, and are posted in dramm.

Yes, all lagers are tasteless, stick to bad movie reviews.
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Lol, Cheers brother. I too am a pot stirrer and sometimes an outright TROLL.

So I bear you no ill will.

Vienna Lager ala Revvy is my next brew. (STAY TUNED for the next movie review)

i've had a bit of priapism lately- so it's tough to determine the cause of all the throbbing. someday when, god willing, i get well...

There there. You are among friends.

Am I the only one who prefers his cat lagered? I mean lagered dog is ok, but you can't beat an ice cold lagered cat on a hot summer day.

Maybe I am not doing it right.Instead of particles falling out of suspension, the WHOLE cat drops out.

 

[Wetfoot]

The only poll that matters, from ESPN.com:

1. Indiana

Indiana stays put at No. 1 after surviving the draft deadline unscathed. Cody Zeller and Christian Watford decided to stay in school and that means each of IU's top five scorers return from last season's Sweet 16 team, in addition to a top-10 recruiting class. So yes, the Hoosiers will still be the pick in the Big Ten and a preseason favorite for the national title. It took a while, but Indiana is back. Get used to it.

2. Louisville

Louisville didn't have to deal with any draft issues. The Cardinals are as untouched now as they were in New Orleans after losing in the national semifinal to Kentucky. The losses of Kyle Kuric and Chris Smith can't be dismissed, but everyone else returns, Wayne Blackshear will be around for a whole season, Mike Marra and (perhaps) Rakeem Buckles will return from injury, double-digit scorer Luke Hancock arrives from George Mason and Peyton Siva should be the preseason Big East player of the year. No reason the Cards can't make it back-to-back trips to the Final Four.

3. Kentucky

The Wildcats will almost certainly lose Anthony Davis, Terrence Jones and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist to the NBA, and likely Doron Lamb and Marquis Teague, as well. Senior Darius Miller also is gone, and he was one of the best glue guys in the country. So how is Big Blue still No. 3? All about the newcomers. John Calipari has hauled in the nation's No. 1 class for the fourth straight year at UK, led by the nation's No. 1 player, shot-blocking extraordinaire Nerlens Noel. The additions of NC State transfer Ryan Harrow and freshmen Archie Goodwin, Alex Poythress and Willie Cauley -- along with a former top recruit like Kyle Wiltjer who will get his chance to shine -- will keep Kentucky near the top again.

4. Kansas

 

[Hang Glider]

^troll

this is a lager-your-cat thread, not a "what is the best poll ever?" thread.

 

[knotquiteawake]

If I had the ability to lager I would probably try a batch. But I have no desire to spend money on equipment for a style I'm not crazy about.

I hate cats. Not only are they objectively evil, conniving, self centered, furry demons but I'm also allergic too.

 

[cheezydemon3]

^troll

this is a lager-your-cat thread, not a "what is the best poll ever?" thread.

MY POLL.....

I'll let it ride....

The only poll that matters, from ESPN.com:

1. Indiana

Indiana stays put at No. 1 after surviving the draft deadline unscathed. Cody Zeller and Christian Watford decided to stay in school and that means each of IU's top five scorers return from last season's Sweet 16 team, in addition to a top-10 recruiting class. So yes, the Hoosiers will still be the pick in the Big Ten and a preseason favorite for the national title. It took a while, but Indiana is back. Get used to it.

2. Louisville

Louisville didn't have to deal with any draft issues. The Cardinals are as untouched now as they were in New Orleans after losing in the national semifinal to Kentucky. The losses of Kyle Kuric and Chris Smith can't be dismissed, but everyone else returns, Wayne Blackshear will be around for a whole season, Mike Marra and (perhaps) Rakeem Buckles will return from injury, double-digit scorer Luke Hancock arrives from George Mason and Peyton Siva should be the preseason Big East player of the year. No reason the Cards can't make it back-to-back trips to the Final Four.

3. Kentucky

The Wildcats will almost certainly lose Anthony Davis, Terrence Jones and Michael Kidd-Gilchrist to the NBA, and likely Doron Lamb and Marquis Teague, as well. Senior Darius Miller also is gone, and he was one of the best glue guys in the country. So how is Big Blue still No. 3? All about the newcomers. John Calipari has hauled in the nation's No. 1 class for the fourth straight year at UK, led by the nation's No. 1 player, shot-blocking extraordinaire Nerlens Noel. The additions of NC State transfer Ryan Harrow and freshmen Archie Goodwin, Alex Poythress and Willie Cauley -- along with a former top recruit like Kyle Wiltjer who will get his chance to shine -- will keep Kentucky near the top again.

4. Kansas

HOLY EFFF!!!!! Preseason don't mean sh!t, but that is a picture alright. Sorry all, IU, UL, UK are a 3 way from hell and all within 100 miles or so.

Another stat? Louisvile is the NUMBER ONE ncaa basketball watching city by a decent margin, so you get a decent number of cool fans, and a decent number of asshats all crammed in here, which ups the ante even more.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I never lager cause it's cold and I'd bore too easily storing myself.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I never lager cause it's cold and I'd bore too easily storing myself.

But it feels SO right when your particles drop out of suspension....

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

But it feels SO right when your particles drop out of suspension....

To get MY particle to drop out of suspension requires a warm, pink, cave.

If it's cold in there, she's dead.

 

[cheezydemon3]

To get MY particle to drop out of suspension requires a warm, pink, cave.

If it's cold in there, she's dead.

So you are too good for cold and dead?

And, really...modesty is good, but "particle"?.....one.....particle..?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

So you are too good for cold and dead?

And, really...modesty is good, but "particle"?.....one.....particle..?

Bait and switch, baby. Bait and switch. Keep em thinking they aren't getting much so they'll be more surprised when they get to see the goods.

 

[Hang Glider]

To get MY particle to drop out of suspension requires a warm, pink, cave.

If it's cold in there, she's dead.

Hmmm - Deathbrewer would know about that one...

 

[static]

Now this is all just crazy talk.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Now this is all just crazy talk.

He don't know me too well, DO HE?

REALLY??????REALLYYY????? In a poll where lagering dogs is an option (and got more votes than some of the more legitimate options) you are offended by a little nonsensical humor?

Sorry bro, all threads devolve given time.

Alrighty THEN!!! At static's behest, lets call a time of DEATH.

 

[cheezydemon3]

The single most voted category was:

I LAGER ONCE IN A LONG WHILE with approximately 1/3 of all votes.

the 30 votes for no lagering due to equipmental restraints has to be assumed that these folks would lager if space and resources were no issue.

The 7 seeing no point will likely dwindle some but not entirely as a result of this thread.

A WIN for lagering!

the 2 who ONLY lager were found to work for leinenkugel, and were, therefore disqualified.

THE ACADEMY AWARD, however, goes to the 21 votes for nonsensical categories. Thank you all for playing.

 

[Zuljin]

No. Maybe this winter.

Yes.

 

[static]

I'm not necessarily against crazy talk.

 

[spearko520]

I'm not necessarily against crazy talk.

i am. what i mean to say is i'm not. i mean to say i need less lincoln in my canteen and more gandhi in my nutsack.

 

[static]

I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. My cat is soaked in river water, the dog lagered all over the ceiling, particulate is dropping out of the suspension not to mention that the clock is ticking and your asking for more Ghandi? You probably don't even believe in fresh air.

 

[spearko520]

I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. My cat is soaked in river water, the dog lagered all over the ceiling, particulate is dropping out of the suspension not to mention that the clock is ticking and your asking for more Ghandi? You probably don't even believe in fresh air.

it didn't believe in me, first.