Death Clock

[Brewpastor]

2032?! Must be a party accident or something.

 

[Vermicous]

Huh, it says I should have died last July.

 

[Hippie]

For a guy who never expected to make 30, 96 seems insane!!! I guess it all has to do with Monty Python and that whole "Always look on the bright side of life" stuff. 2064... I imagine I'll finally have my **** together by then

 

[homebrewer_99]

Me too! I was schedule to die yesterday....I guess I'm late again... DOH!!!

Seriously, I'm 52, 5'11" @ 267 (or so) which is in the 37 BMI. It said June 29, 2043. I retire in 2009. That's 32 years of retirement! WOOHOO!!!!

Unfortunately, if I lose 77 lbs (get down to 190) it said I'm schedule to die a year earlier!

I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER!!! THANK YOU!!!

Not knowing whether Thursday was day 4 or 5 (I chose 5 for the above info) ... if I choose 4 it says I should have gone on Tuesday, February 14, 2006. Interestingly, I had my heart attack a day or so before Valentine's Day in 1997.

 

[Brewpastor]

Maybe you are dead and just haven't realised it yet.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Maybe you are dead and just haven't realised it yet.

Not really, I always smell that way...

 

[homebrewer_99]

There's no need to worry about all this silly stuff, folks. The world is ending on December 21, 2012.

...but isn't that only if you're Mayan?

 

[Rhoobarb]

Dammit! I'm supposed to die the day before my 84th birthday! What a lousy birthday-eve that is!

 

[sudsmonkey]

I don't care what that thing says. I should've died in 1988. The rest is just extra gravy.