Dearborn MI residents: I fear for your safety.

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Stoned cop calls 911 fearing overdose on pot

Police officer Edward Sanchez of Dearborn, Michigan made some pot brownies with his wife and got so paranoid that he called 911 for fear they were dying. The recording of the 911 call is absolutely insane. From a transcript:

Sanchez:I think I'm having an overdose. and so is my wife.
911: Overdose of what?
Sanchez: Marijuana...
Sanchez: We made brownies. and I think we're dead. I really do...
Sanchez: Time is going by really, really, really slow...
Sanchez: What's the score in the Red Wings game?
911: I've got no clue, i don't watch the Red Wings.
Sanchez: I just wanted to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination I'm having.​

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http://media.freep.com/audio/2007/0510potcop_freep.mp3

http://www.courttv.com/news/2007/0510/pot_ap.html

 

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[WOP31]

This is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long long time. Not only because its a cop who is stoned and calling 911, but because he is sooooooooo paranoide and then he is worried about the score to the game to make sure that he is still in the same reality of the operator.

 

[jarrid]

MJ overdose! dumb cops. he's either got some seriously wicked stuff in those brownies or he's a complete newbie trying some confiscated contraband for the first time. still, funny as hell!