Daughters boyfriends that you hate.

[jakenbacon]

When my daughter was in high school she let a boy talk her into letting him spend the night while Mom and Dad were home without permission of coarse. I found the little bastard sleeping in her bed when I got up at 2:00 am to go to work. I literally picked that little sh^t up and tossed him down the stairs. Ran him out into the rainy night in his underwear. My daughter joined the Air Force then came back home after she got out. She got a job and started college. 2 weeks ago I learned she started seeing that little turd again. Since then she has lost her job and her grades are falling. She knows better then to let him onto my property as I have told her I will deal with him as a trespasser. She is generally a good girl but very gullible and easily influenced. Very frustrating as a father when they are to old to be told what to do.......

I am sorry sir, but me and your daughter are in love.... We are free spirits and figure we could just park it at your place a while. So who needs good grades or a job right? Oh, and hey, did she tell you the good news!?!?!!!!

 

[Kwitty]

Get like 10 more to have as an array across the cleaning table lol.:cross:

I like your thinking! Maybe some old medieval torture devices for "conversation starters" just placed about the house.

 

[TechyDork]

I bought a big shiny gun! Not even to fire. Just to clean when my daughter starts bringing home boys!

I was thinking more of the scene from Bad Boys 2 when they meet Reggie at the door.

 

[TX_Brewing]

I find that black powder weapons have sort of a caveman type appeal when it come to intimidation. Bonus is Uncle Sam doesn't consider them firearms and they are relatively inexpensive.

For the record I have an 11 year old daughter, things are just about to start getting interesting around here..... No boyfriends yet, but I know it is only a matter of time.

 

[MaxStout]

Get like 10 more to have as an array across the cleaning table lol.:cross:

Then when the guy comes over, give him a nice, friendly smile.

 

[DU99]

we use to tell our daughters off about the men they where dating,but we learnt the more you try and break them up more likely they will stay together.i have 3 girls all over 25.all with children.also the same happens when boys bring home there ladies.my son has had some real nasty ones.

 

[Hoppity]

When raising children: instill good values pre-puberty, then pray over the next decade!

 

[Brew_Dude41]

I was thinking more of the scene from Bad Boys 2 when they meet Reggie at the door.

My wife has already stated that she sees my neighbor and i doing that bit. It would be so laughable since we are about as 'white suburbia' as it gets.
It would only be better if he is wearing a pink Polo and i am wearing sandals with socks.

 

[Cyclman]

Mine is eight, and this thought scares the hell out of me.

With sons, you worry about one penis, with daughters, you worry about all of them!

 

[jmendez29]

This is a bad problem to have. Your child is afraid of you and what you will think of her. Can there be anything worse?

I never said she was afraid of me. But I did misspeak. I'm not scary to her, but to her friends. As in intimidating to them. This has been the subject of many conversations between us and I still don't understand what makes me intimidating. But if that's what it takes to keep her friends (and boyfriends) in line when they're around my house, then so be it.

 

[Ozbrew]

I have three teenage daughters. The eldest brought a "friend" home recently. I had drank a few tallies and was a bit chirpie. I proceeded to tell him about my rifle collection in my shed. 30/06 30/30 243 and 12 gauge. And asked him if he wanted me to show him what a mess they make of feral pigs. Apparently I scared the shiz out of him and he hasn't returned. My daughters virtue is saved for another day. ��

 

[brew703]

I bought a big shiny gun! Not even to fire. Just to clean when my daughter starts bringing home boys!

Yeah, that's old school. A lot of boys hunt these days and are no longer afraid of that gun. I tried it and it didn't work. Wish it would have with the scumbag but he just thought it was funny.
I have this ability where i can determine how a person is by the first impression. I was right on the money with the scumbag ex boyfriend and right so many times after.

 

[Homercidal]

I never said she was afraid of me. But I did misspeak. I'm not scary to her, but to her friends. As in intimidating to them. This has been the subject of many conversations between us and I still don't understand what makes me intimidating. But if that's what it takes to keep her friends (and boyfriends) in line when they're around my house, then so be it.

This is how it is with me. I have no idea why all my kid's friends, and my friend's kids, think I'm scary.

Maybe it's because I don't put up with sht?? One time in particular when the kids were young we had friends over. My friends were leaving and told their son, who was playing with my daughter to help pick up toys so they can go.

And they kept right on playing. I asked my daughter to help pick up toys so they could go. She pretended to not hear me. I start counting down from 3. And as soon as I start counting I'm getting off the couch.

And she jumps up and starts grabbing toys. And my friend's kid jumps up and starts grabbing toys.

We never played that game where you ask them to do something over and over with no punishment! Of course all kids and all people are different. YMMV.

She's currently dating a nice young man with a politeness problem. He's TOO polite! (I don't trust him...)

 

[Dixon9717]

Both of my daughters couldn't get dates in high school I found out later they was considered the girls with the crazy dad. I tried the shotgun thing once. Didn't go well I paid dearly for that ( I don't recommend it). All this is probably why my daughter is doing what she's doing to prove to me that she can do what she wants (outside my house that is). It's time for some tough love and let her fall. We'll just be there to help her pick up the pieces and continue on......

 

[IrregularPulse]

My daughter is 9 mos old now and I am dreading these situations when they come. My wife finds it humorous at this point.
We had some family over and my daughter is enamored with her 4 year old cousin. He would come close to her and she would reach out and hug him in and give him a 'kiss'! Oh the women found it cute, i did not.... just wait i said, that wont be cute 14 years. (and we have feud going after I whoop the boy)
NO KISSING BOYS, EVER!!! Daddy, Papap, and a couple uncles are ok, but No Boys!

I am in for a hellava ride...

Especially if the risk of your daughter getting together with her cousin at 14 is a real concern

I have three teenage daughters. The eldest brought a "friend" home recently. I had drank a few tallies and was a bit chirpie. I proceeded to tell him about my rifle collection in my shed. 30/06 30/30 243 and 12 gauge. And asked him if he wanted me to show him what a mess they make of feral pigs. Apparently I scared the shiz out of him and he hasn't returned. My daughters virtue is saved for another day. ��

Ha. Your daughters virtue while at home is safe. You just scared them off to hang out at his house instead.

I've a 3 year old daughter and also am not looking forward to the teenage years and boyfriends. I've also a 7 year old son and am not looking forward to his teen years any more. True, with a boy, you only have to worry about 1 penis, but with a girl, you only have to worry about 1 womb. :cross: It's a lose/lose IMO.

 

[brew_ny]

it depends on how you look as to how the boyfriends will take your advice

 

[jrgtr42]

No daughters here, just a boy, barely 11 weeks old, so we have a ways to go before starting to worry about that stuff.
My neice, on the other hand, just turned 10, and she's going to be a heartbreaker in a few more years. I've been joking to my brother that he'll be in trouble when she is a teenager, and I don't think I'm joking anymore. For better or worse, my sister-in-law is the principal of her school though (parochial, all the way through high school) so I'm sure there will some eyes on that.
They are also in Arizona, so the firearms thing won't work so well - any suitors will likely have guns of their own.

 

[The_Glue]

It's pretty interesting to see the huge conflict between what girls find hot in a boy versus what the society teaches to boys.
Maybe there is a life lesson here for the younger guys.

 

[radishthegreat]

Both of my daughters couldn't get dates in high school I found out later they was considered the girls with the crazy dad.

Wow, I never considered that my dad might have been the issue...all these years I thought it was me. :cross:

We didn't have 40 acres and a backhoe, but he did have an agreement with a local veterinarian with a lime pit. And he did all the athletic physicals for my school, so he would have had opportunity to tell them all...hrm....

 

[NeoBrew]

I wish I could laugh about this thread...three girls, the oldest is 14.

When the first was a couple years old, I used to joke about buying a motorcycle when she was 13 and leaving until puberty had passed! lol

...somehow I think I would miss my brewing though. Hard to carry a 10 gallon pot and burner on a cycle. And how could I control fermentation temp?

Life is about choices, make good ones to the best of your ability. Then live with no regrets.

 

[jbrace1]

I have 3 boys ages 9-14 and a 3 year old girl. Our goal is to keep them so busy with activities (school, sports, camping, fishing, chores, group activities with friends, church groups) that by the time they have some 'free time' they will be done being driven by their hormones and will (hopefully) be using their brains. I am also counting on the three big brothers to keep the riff raff to a minimun.

My college freshman psychology professor said something that has stuck with me lo these many years (20+): "Teenagers cannot be blamed for their behavior. They are driven purely by hormones that are not under their control".

 

[1977Brewer]

16 and 13 year old girls here. The oldest takes care of her own. She's dated a couple kids but the second there is any pressure to take it past hand holding, they're on the curb. The youngest is going to make me a grandfather very early, I have a feeling. She's a great kid, just gullible as hell and terrible at making split second decisions. I've already had to threaten hellfire on two young men who think sending pics of their junk to a 13 year old is right and proper. Threatened child porn charges against the last one because he had apparently done the same to multiple girls in our church, and is generally a predator. At 15. He's in counseling with our youth pastor weekly, and his Dad finally, after multiple phone calls from myself and other parents, limited his cell to emergency calling only.

Boys suck, especially predatory piece of **** ones.

 

[rxpx40]

My daughter was dating a fella after she was graduated from high school. He was a piece of work. When she finally convinced him to come meet the family he showed up in a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. She tried to convince me he was a 'trust fund' baby and made money in the stock market. Interpreted: Drug dealer.
After several bad situations, (none violent, thank God) she wised up and decided to leave him. Our family's army of dads came to move her out of his daddy's house and the worm wouldn't show his face.
Fast forward a few years- she met and married a cop! He is very good for her and to her. They have rewarded us with the cutest, most smiling grandson in the world. Keep your hopes up, guys..

 

[Araknaphob1c]

My daughter was dating a fella after she was graduated from high school. He was a piece of work. When she finally convinced him to come meet the family he showed up in a 'wife-beater' T-shirt. She tried to convince me he was a 'trust fund' baby and made money in the stock market. Interpreted: Drug dealer.
After several bad situations, (none violent, thank God) she wised up and decided to leave him. Our family's army of dads came to move her out of his daddy's house and the worm wouldn't show his face.
Fast forward a few years- she met and married a cop! He is very good for her and to her. They have rewarded us with the cutest, most smiling grandson in the world. Keep your hopes up, guys..

Not to mention biggest head

 

[Dixon9717]

My oldest daughter was the one I was really worried about in her high school years. That's were I got into some serious trouble with the shotgun incident. After she graduated high school she decided to join the Navy. On Friday she got her drivers license and Monday she shipped off to boot camp. I know pretty chicken sh!t of me but I was scared. She was the first to drive and a wildchild. Now she's a CNA, going to college and preparing to become a personal trainer. And she was the one that worries me the most, you just never know......

 

[Natdavis777]

I only have a boy, and I dont want him to be that "boy". He is only two, but he is a hoss. His 6 yr old cousin even complains bc Jax (my boy) roughhouses with him too much, but its all in good fun. I couldnt imagine having a girl. Im overprotective of my niece. I have too much ordinance, too much property, and too little patience to deal with a daughter.

Whilst I dont want my son to be that kid, I did my fair share of sneaking in and out of girl's houses when I was in high school.

 

[Calfj60]

I was and to a certain degree still am "that" dad. My daughter who is 21 was and continues to be a great kid. I've been her step-dad since she was 5 but I adopted her last fall right before her 21st birthday. Yes you can adopt adults. I wanted her to be eligible for my benefits and be part of my family's trust.

Now mind you she is 5'4 blonde young lady. Cheerleader since she was 6 and is way more beautiful both on the inside and outside then she knows. Her friends knew I was a cop, but not at home. I was her dad and nothing else. But if they acted the fool then they were treated that way. It's amazing the respect a 14 year old shows when "dad" wasn't happy. Might of had something to do with 6'5 275 comin at you...

Talking with a friend recently and we were discussing raising kids. I wish we knew what all we did right and or wrong but my wife and I were rewarded with an amazing daughter!

 

[beernutz]

This is how it is with me. I have no idea why all my kid's friends, and my friend's kids, think I'm scary.

Maybe it's because I don't put up with sht?? One time in particular when the kids were young we had friends over. My friends were leaving and told their son, who was playing with my daughter to help pick up toys so they can go.

And they kept right on playing. I asked my daughter to help pick up toys so they could go. She pretended to not hear me. I start counting down from 3. And as soon as I start counting I'm getting off the couch.

And she jumps up and starts grabbing toys. And my friend's kid jumps up and starts grabbing toys.

We never played that game where you ask them to do something over and over with no punishment! Of course all kids and all people are different. YMMV.

She's currently dating a nice young man with a politeness problem. He's TOO polite! (I don't trust him...)

Mike Damone from FTatRH.

I have 17 and 21 year old daughters. The oldest dated a scumbag from the time she was 16 until last year when she finally, there is a merciful god, wised up and dumped his ass.

He is a high school dropout who apparently smokes weed constantly and still lives with his parents at 22. He treated my daughter like crap cheated on her and they had huge telephone arguments constantly. She is however pretty strong minded (my wife would say stubborn as a mule just like her father) so she would listen to zero criticism of him from us. The day she finally broke up with him was one of the happiest of my life.

 

[Dixon9717]

Mike,
glad your daughter smartened up. Hoping mine does the same. I'm sure it'll be a long slow painful wait until that day, just hoping its sooner rather then later....

 

[CGVT]

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