Complain about your wife/girlfriend

[skillzman1]

I have learned to always tell my wife any appointment or reservation we have is 30 minutes earlier than what it actually is, so that we get there somewhat on time.

I tried that...even set all the clocks in the car and house ahead...she figured it out and compensated!!LOL

 

[VegasJ]

mine just reminded me today was Sunday...

BJ Sunday as we say in the house.

damn she's got to go.

 

[sonofgrok]

mine just reminded me today was Sunday...

BJ Sunday as we say in the house.

damn she's got to go.

You only get one BJ a week?

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

I'd kill a man for one bj a week! For all of you waiting for a complaint, here ya go. Im going on a business trip tomorrow and needed to get some laundry done. Wife wont let me do laundry cause she doesnt like the way i do it. So she jumps in and does a load. That load finishes and its time for another. She says, "take the clothes out of the dryer and put them in the basket. Then take the clothes out of the washer and put them in the dryer. I'll be there in a minute to start another load." I did as told. When that load finished and i was removing clothes from the dryer, she walked in and started yelling at me for putting her clothes in the dryer. She fvckin told me to!!!!! Sometimes i cant win for losing. If i do what she says, im wrong. If i dont do what she says, im wrong. Fml!

 

[sonofgrok]

Com'on people... your disappointments are all due to over expectation. Would you expect your dog to build a house? No... he is a dog. So why expect amazing things from your wife?... she is a woman. Be happy for what you get.

 

[Punity]

Come home from a nice rain filled 12 hrs workday to see a giant hole in my backyard and ask my wife what the he'll happened. Apparently that was code for jump my s and berate me about how she can't control the dog and no she didn't do anything in the house today.

I just wooosahed a few times and watched snf haven't spoken most of the night. Sad to say it's been pleasant for right now.

 

[CodyA]

I think I got me a keeper GF. Doesn't bitch about my room smelling like hops and booze all the damn time, doesn't complain when I have to go to bed early for a hunting or fishing trip in the morning, has the sex drive of a man, not the jealous type, likes micro brews and the stuff I brew (as long as it's a porter, stout, or cider) and likes my buddies. Of course, there's always gotta be that one bugaboo to bitch about, and that would be her anxiety. I'm more of a laid back type of guy and she's so high strung and worried about everything sometimes that it almost stresses me out! Just planning out a camping trip one time, I had to tell her "Look, were going camping, not sky diving. If all our **** isn't completely in order or forget something, it's not the end of the world, we'll compromise." But that's about it.

Haha, speaking of everyone having that one complaint, I have a buddy who's fiance is really the perfect match for him. We kept bugging him to find his one complaint about her, and at his bachelor party his response was "Alright. My only complaint is that she wont let me put it in her butt.".... Guess we shouldn't have pressed him so hard for finding something wrong with her, lol.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Usually when a buddy of ours is about to give us far too much information about their sex lives or body parts they tend to start the sentence with "you're a guy right?" or for my wife "you're a woman, right?" I guess I can complain that my wife usually falls for it.

I recognize that you need to talk about it, but no, I dont really think its necessary for me to know what you and your wife have a firefighter/french maid outfit or how that translated to your halloween night last year. I simply dont want to look at your wife and get that picture in my head. She works with children for pete's sake.

 

[rs4life]

I think I got me a keeper GF. Doesn't bitch about my room smelling like hops and booze all the damn time, doesn't complain when I have to go to bed early for a hunting or fishing trip in the morning, has the sex drive of a man, not the jealous type, likes micro brews and the stuff I brew (as long as it's a porter, stout, or cider) and likes my buddies. Of course, there's always gotta be that one bugaboo to bitch about, and that would be her anxiety. I'm more of a laid back type of guy and she's so high strung and worried about everything sometimes that it almost stresses me out! Just planning out a camping trip one time, I had to tell her "Look, were going camping, not sky diving. If all our **** isn't completely in order or forget something, it's not the end of the world, we'll compromise." But that's about it.

Haha, speaking of everyone having that one complaint, I have a buddy who's fiance is really the perfect match for him. We kept bugging him to find his one complaint about her, and at his bachelor party his response was "Alright. My only complaint is that she wont let me put it in her butt.".... Guess we shouldn't have pressed him so hard for finding something wrong with her, lol.

That last part....is a good thing

 

[CodyA]

Yea, we all kind of gave him the TMI look. I think he got the hint at least, haha.

I think the most ironic complaint about a wife or girlfriend I have heard came from my dad's friend when I was a kid. It was that after he taught her how to shoot, she became a better shot than him. The ironic part is that after him shooting at her 4 times with an AK-47 in a domestic dispute, she fired once and hit him in the heart with her .38, killing him, back in '05. We're all pretty sure he wasn't trying to hit her and did it as a suicide, but I remember my dad saying "Oh man, I can't wait to see him when I pass on and give him sh*t about her still being the better shot."

 

[jerrodm]

Wow, what a depressing story.

I thought of another one--my wife is constantly taking pictures, of everything. Every meal, every goofy face the kids make, every science experiment, every sunset, and on and on and on. I get it, memories are fun, but not when there are 80,000 pictures on the computer and it takes three weeks to look through them all. And she never bothers to go through and get rid of the mediocre ones, so you've got to sift through 15 pictures for every good one you find. Plus, no matter where we go, she always wants to get multiple pictures of the entire family standing in front of this or that. I feel like I've got the GD paparazzi on my tail!

 

[rs4life]

My gf is ALWAYS late, no matter what. She gets sidetracked with everything she does and it drives me insane. However, she is great in the bedroom (i feel horrible for the "bj sunday guy") and we rarely argue or fight.

 

[Homercidal]

My gf is ALWAYS late, no matter what. She gets sidetracked with everything she does and it drives me insane. However, she is great in the bedroom (i feel horrible for the "bj sunday guy") and we rarely argue or fight.

Notice that you say "GF", not wife.

Come back after 10-20 years of marriage and let us know how you feel.

 

[sonofgrok]

Notice that you say "GF", not wife.

Come back after 10-20 years of marriage and let us know how you feel.

^ This
Doesn't matter how good your relationship is. At some point the sex will dwindle.

 

[CGVT]

Wow, what a depressing story.

I thought of another one--my wife is constantly taking pictures, of everything. Every meal, every goofy face the kids make, every science experiment, every sunset, and on and on and on. I get it, memories are fun, but not when there are 80,000 pictures on the computer and it takes three weeks to look through them all. And she never bothers to go through and get rid of the mediocre ones, so you've got to sift through 15 pictures for every good one you find. Plus, no matter where we go, she always wants to get multiple pictures of the entire family standing in front of this or that. I feel like I've got the GD paparazzi on my tail!

My wife does the same thing. The camera had to come out at every family gathering. I would sigh and give her **** about it every time. May dad passed away three years ago and all I have is those pictures and I cherish every one, even the lousy ones. I wish I had more. I never give her **** about it anymore...

 

[Homercidal]

Yeah, I wife takes the camera and makes ME take pictures!

Then again, she takes some crappy photos, so maybe it's for the best. How hard is it to hold still until the shutter closes?

She is doing better now. She has discovered that I don't take enough pictures and lo and behold, she is improving with practice!