< Coffee.

[Orfy]

I just put tooth paste on my razor.
Before now I've squirted shaving foam under my arm thinking it was deodorant.

NEED COFFEE.

 

[mrkristofo]

When you say "Before now," orfy, when are you referring to? earlier? is this a common cheshire-ism?

 

[david_42]

Razor in shower.
Stick deodorant.

Cocoa Mocha first, just to be safe.

 

[the_bird]

I'm hoping that you picked up on your error BEFORE you started brushing...

 

[TexLaw]

or shaving your armit with the Pepsodent/Barbasol blend.


TL

 

[Joker]

If I was you I would be real careful where you store your "Preperation H".

 

[beta pleated sheet]

Try not to pull an American Pie and mix up the lube and the superglue.

 

[Orfy]

"Before now" means previous to this moment in time. "In the past"

 

[Bruscar]

I have a special restriction on my driver's license: Not legal to drive without corrective lenses or before coffee.....................................................

 

[Nurmey]

Orfy, did you spend the evening at the pub again?
Coffee, the nectar of the gods!

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Occasionally, before coffee, I try to put toothpaste on my glasses and sometimes get in the shower with socks on.

 

[Ize]

Occasionally, before coffee, I try to put toothpaste on my glasses and sometimes get in the shower with socks on.

Brother they must LOVE you on the rig.

Ize

 

[kornkob]

If I was you I would be real careful where you store your "Preperation H".

No-- be REAL careful about the icy hot.

 

[Klainmeister]

I'm druck as ****!




Sorry, didn't wnat to start a new thread

 

[Orfy]

I wasn't druck it was 7am

 

[david_42]

I wanna move to Theory. Everything works in Theory.

Obviously, you've never been in a traffic circle! They DON'T work in theory. Since you are turning left and have to yield right, a circle accumulates cars until it turns into a black hole.

 

[Orfy]

Obviously, you've never been in a traffic circle! They DON'T work in theory. Since you are turning left and have to yield right, a circle accumulates cars until it turns into a black hole.

Wah!

Is this turning into the druck thread?

 

[Brew Runner]

Obviously, you've never been in a traffic circle!

You mean a "roundabout?"

Would you believe that I know where one is....here in SoCal? Luckily it's back behind a shopping center in a low traffic area and hasn't gone black hole yet, but I mean WTF? People in the states don't know how to use them, so WTF is it there for?

Staying on topic, I quit the caffeine several months ago. Before I did, the worst thing I did was wake up to my alarm, shut it off, fall back asleep, and then dream that I really had dragged myself out of bed and gotten ready for work. I have all my stuff organized so at worst I merely forget to do something rather than brush my teeth with a razor.

 

[Orfy]

We have the roundabouts from hell.

Go left yield right with traffic lights to get on and traffic lights at each exit!

And we have them every 1/4 mile.

It can take me 20 minutes to get a few miles across town on a good day.

 

[EvilTOJ]

"Hey look kids, it's Big Ben!"