Cock Ale

[shanestain]

Who's brewed it?

 

[ChshreCat]

I try to keep mine out of my beer.

 

[kgfitz]

I try to keep mine out of my beer.

+1 lol

 

[jppostKW]

this threads is off to a good start LOL.

 

[octo]

i put mine in every batch. its like a personal joke every time i see someone drink my beer. plus it is quite invigorating.

 

[Pi Kapp Beer Guy]

I used to but then my beer and i both got infected!

 

[TheBroonery]

I see you've been reading Charlie Papazian's book!

 

[bullinachinashop]

So do you just tea bag it???

 

[Revvy]

That's what at least one member who shall remain nameless, Laughing gnome uses for a hydrometer.

 

[ArcaneXor]

It's the male equivalent to a clambic!

 

[Revvy]

Someone evidenlty has tried.

http://www.kaiserpenguin.com/ye-olde-cock-ale/

 

[robtotten]

That sounds absolutely terrible.

 

[ChshreCat]

It's in the wiki, it must be legit.
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/wiki/index.php/Cock_ale

 

[BrewBrain]

best and worst thread title of all time

 

[prosper]

do you dry-cock it, or add it to the boil? Or do you mash your cock?

 

[CaliBrewin]

honestly, i wasnt sure what to expect when i clicked this thread..

but i am so happy there have been no pitures.

 

[ChshreCat]

honestly, i wasnt sure what to expect when i clicked this thread..

but i am so happy there have been no pitures.

THAT... can be arranged.

Just let me drink a bit more.

 

[HItransplant]

honestly, i wasnt sure what to expect when i clicked this thread..

nor I, but... I was pretty sure I was about to laugh my ass off.. and I DID!!

 

[munklunk]

Someone evidenlty has tried.

http://www.kaiserpenguin.com/ye-olde-cock-ale/

Best line in the entire posting:

"I almost couldn’t believe that having something called “cock ale” in my mouth would be so enjoyable."

 

[mikeysab]

Do you spit it out, or swallow it?

 

[RugenBrau]

If you were drinking on the Maryland shore could you get crabs with that beer?

 

[WhamBreak]

When i was at GABF, Jim Koch said he brewed something based on the recipe for a guy's wedding in Colorado. He said it was meant to invigorate the groom for his much younger bride, like an old fashioned viagra. it was the first time i'd heard of it, but i've seen it brought up like three times in the last couple of weeks.

 

[starrfish]

I have not brewed it, but I was a member of a Homebrew club where one of the guys brewed it, and brought some to a tasting.... Surprisingly it wasn't bad. Not something I'd drink a lot of or often... but interesting.

I just kept thinking... "so this is what salmonella tastes like."

 

[KevinW]

Boy that really blows the German Purity Law to bits.

After sitting in the beer that long wouldn't your cock get a yeast infection?

 

[mr_goodwrench]

Fellas, if you are going to attempt this, dry-cock it... please, please please NEVER put your cock in the boil!

 

[Burgs]

So, you have to beware the chicken fat and stuff when you use your autosiphon... otherwise the racking process will really suck cock

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Who's up for a cock ale swap? I am sorely tempted to try this. I might be interest to try a taste of someone else's cock ale...

 

[knightbeer39]

This Cock Ale sounds hard....

 

[mikeysab]

I might do this, just to get my cock in my wifes mouth. It's been so long that I'm very tempted to try it out. Since the kids came, she hasn't been drinking ale that much, so I might brew this recipe so that she puts my cock ale in her mouth. Hopefully it will taste fine so she swallows and doesn't spit it all over. wow....can't wait to put my cock ale in her mouth and ask her how delicious it tastes.

 

[BrewBrain]

whew! 9 words in and I'm exempted! The rest sounds real bad

To make Cock Ale
Take ten gallons of ale, and a large cock, the older the better, parboil the cock, flea him, and stamp him in a stone mortar till his bones are broken

 

[PirateBrewer]

I'm assuming there must be some big cock involved with this ale being that it calls for magnums

 

[jevanden]

I've had some brew days that were long. Some brewing techniques like party-gyle and decotion mashing are hard to get right.
It looks like this cock ale is long and hard.

 

[shanestain]

So, you have to beware the chicken fat and stuff when you use your autosiphon... otherwise the racking process will really suck cock

Ha Ha! Nice one! Funniest reply yet

 

[shanestain]

I was just wondering if the beer had good head.

 

[scrambledegg81]

I was just wondering if the beer had good head.

Quite! I've had several Cocks in my lifetime, and so far, the head has always been thick and foamy.

 

[JonW]

So, you have to beware the chicken fat and stuff when you use your autosiphon... otherwise the racking process will really suck cock

That's what you call getting cock blocked.