I think there's a name for people like you...
I don't usually mind the cleanup, actually, but that's usually cuz I'm way too tanked to give a crap by that point,

(kegerator is 3 feet away from where I brew......baaaad combo).
Edit: one thing though, if you ARE too drunk to clean, don't leave your cooler full of grain, lid closed, until the next day. That moist grain, kept at those temps, will kick off spontaneous decomposition like none other. I went out the next morning and my whole garage reeked like a compost pile! I opened the cooler, and after I finished choking, stuck a thermometer in it. Sucker was at around 155°F, in a 35°F garage!!