caught my dad with my gf? what to do?, very distraught...

[bkov]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off TCU and start swingin on him?

or

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Pics of said GF

 

[eriktlupus]

rotflol890

 

[PsicloneRN]

epic thread

 

[danorocks17]

she's alright, if you like grill marks on your weenis

 

[ChshreCat]

Pfft... everyone knows that type of GF does it's best work when it's working on the meat of several men at once.

 

[masonsjax]

Too clean. I like my women a little on the dirty side.

 

[JoeMama]

I ROFLed at that. The wife didnt think it so funny...

Trade you a wife for your GF?
-Me

 

[jwright]

Yeah, but how often does it make grilled cheese?

 

[Ceedubya]

Yeah, but how often does it make grilled cheese?

I use my GF all the time to make me a grilled cheese when my wife won't

 

[jwright]

I get no more grilled cheese.
bkov, did you see which way your GF went?
jason

 

[TXCrash]

My wife ROFL'd so did I.

She's great at handling my meat and the meat from the store. If only I could get her to operate that strange noise making device that sucks up dirt and the silent one that sweeps it into the strange dirt holding contraption....

I ROFLed at that. The wife didnt think it so funny...

Trade you a wife for your GF?
-Me

 

[celestialparsnip]

The thought of someone else's grilled cheese stuck to the inside of my GF would send me into a blind rage.

 

[thataintchicken]

weird thing is.

My Dad actually hit on one of my GF's.

No non-stick grilling surfaces were required.


I guess the big hooters and blue eyes were the catalyst.

 

[friarjohn]

wow, i was kina feelin for you for a minute there....well come clean with your GF and Your Pops and have an all out 3 some.

 

[injendsm]

You got me. I saw the thread title and immediately thought "wtf?". Then I started reading and began to wonder what dad would actually do this. You're good, you.

 

[RogerMcAllen]

Upgrade yourself and show that skank what she is missing. Loves me the griddler.

 

[2-0turbo]

I must say, I was reading this thinking, man, this dude's Dad is messed up!! Who does that? I started thinking "What would I do in the situation" and couldn't come up with any good ideas. Hook, line and sinker...right here. : )

 

[schweaty]

You had me going for a second there. And to think I actually started to feel bad for you. Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Homercidal]

Ha, I was going to ask where you live, since your GF is into older men and all....

 

[DubbelDach]

NICE!!!

I say just use this:

Scrape your dad's grease off her and fry up a slab of your own!

(I was actually really hoping this was a thread about someone's real dad boning his real girlfriend... Is that wrong?!?!?)

 

[Homercidal]

NICE!!!

I say just use this:

Scrape your dad's grease off her and fry up a slab of your own!

(I was actually really hoping this was a thread about someone's real dad boning his real girlfriend... Is that wrong?!?!?)

No! I got a little tingle of excitement by the thought myself! It's so wrong it's so good!

 

[Joker]

I put my meat into the GF one time and it never looked the same after that.

 

[EvilTOJ]

So your dad is George Foreman?

 

[Evan!]

At least your GF doesn't have a foot fetish.

 

[Rhoobarb]

I think your GF is trolling for new meat! Check it out!

 

[womencantsail]

This is hilarious. I had to steal your joke and post it on another forum (don't worry I gave you credit...no plagiarism occurred in the sharing of this joke)

 

[KillerKellers]

Damn, I you got me on that one! Good stuff!

 

[eschatz]

Epic Thread!!!!!

 

[flylock_jac]

ROFLMAO.
Sounds like a bad case of cocktail weenie vs sausage.