Called my wife a Swmbo... She was mad

[rambler]

And please dont ever use the words "severed" and "testicles " in the same sentence again. I almost threw up.

 

[rycov]

Amen to that, No one MUST be obeyed, thats what makes us Americans, right

i like to think its being a belligerent, drug using, alcoholic, with a good fashion sense, and a bad attitude that makes me American

 

[Golddiggie]

i like to think its being a belligerent, drug using, alcoholic, with a good fashion sense, and a bad attitude that makes me American

Almost sounds like you're Charlie Sheen or something... Well, except for the fashion sense that is...

 

[rycov]

winning!

 

[Hannable1975]

WInning Ale - It's my homage to the master...

 

[heckels]

Ha, my wife says it's a HWMBO and our house...I've still got the pants, for now

 

[smokewater]

i like to think its being a belligerent, drug using, alcoholic, with a good fashion sense, and a bad attitude that makes me American

LOL since when do Americans have "good fashion sense".

Another SWMBO mistake is telling your 16 year old son what it means. She really doesn't like him calling her that which only makes him do it more.

 

[davefleck]

I refer to my wife as "boss" as in "I'll have to check with the boss"

The definition SWMBO has been reset around here by my 8 week old daughter. There is no question as to the captain of this ship

 

[kinison_fan]

To OP:

If you're a noob, do a really crappy job cleaning up, when she's disgusted and does it "right" you can still call her SWMBO: She Who Mops Blow Over/Offs.

(I still wouldn't call her that to her face though).

 

[mcaple1]

I've had a few boil overs in my day...and I normally take care of the sticky mess on the ground. The SWMBO is always in charge of the brew kettle cleaning. It's a team effort...bwahahahahaha!

 

[Pick]

I refer to mine as "The War Department".

 

[mcaple1]

Normally she is called "Wifey" or the "Social Network Coordinator".