MisterTipsy
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Who here isn't wearing goggles while brewing? I thought it was standard.
RDWHAHB. If you can't laugh at yourself, everybody else will do it for you.
Star-San. C'mon, guy, C'mon, do I have to tell you again. Star-San everywhere and on everything.i wear goggles, gloves, no shirt, and put lotion all over my body
Ok. Some of you are being a little sensitive. That was pretty funny. Let's take a joke people.
Homebrewers are just collateral damage -- they're trying to reach into the brain of the BMC drinker, and silence that little voice that keeps insisting "hey, maybe those guys with their funny beers are onto something, and I'm the schmuck who's missing the boat..."
Eh. It's just stereotyping. They had to go somewhere because, as everyone knows, it ain't right to say that:
Jews are tight with money
Blacks are criminals
Asians can't drive
Homosexual males are effeminate
Mexicans pick beans
Blondes are dumb
Blah, blah, blah.
I bet they had to really scrape the bottom of the bucket for some group to make fun of.
Also you can blame the brewers who keep putting weird things in their beer, like bacon.
Ya know what? Screw wings. Really. They make no sense.
Give me breasts and thighs. I want chicken. Gimme some chicken parts with actual chicken on them. Hell, at least some full grown wings and legs. Not this bull crap baby chicken parts. Nuggets with bones is all they are.
I could see if it were a survival situation. If I were lost in the woods with a broken leg and some little bird that fell out the nest is all I could catch. If times were tough and little bitty chicken parts is all we could get. Calling ketchup tomato soup and sopping a biscuit in the shadow of a ham bone. Yeah. Ya gotta make do. But that's all these pathetic little food scraps are. That's getting by food.
Oh, but it's about the sauces and spices. Oh but nothin. You can put all that on full grown chicken and call yourself actually eating something.
Buffalo wings. What a fleecing.
Zuljin said:Ya know what? Screw wings. Really. They make no sense.
Give me breasts and thighs. I want chicken. Gimme some chicken parts with actual chicken on them. Hell, at least some full grown wings and legs. Not this bull crap baby chicken parts. Nuggets with bones is all they are.
I could see if it were a survival situation. If I were lost in the woods with a broken leg and some little bird that fell out the nest is all I could catch. If times were tough and little bitty chicken parts is all we could get. Calling ketchup tomato soup and sopping a biscuit in the shadow of a ham bone. Yeah. Ya gotta make do. But that's all these pathetic little food scraps are. That's getting by food.
Oh, but it's about the sauces and spices. Oh but nothin. You can put all that on full grown chicken and call yourself actually eating something.
Buffalo wings. What a fleecing.
crosschk said:I bet if they had made it a bacon beer, all LHBS around the country would suddenly run out of carboys and LME
I can make Bacon Beer? Tires marks left in the driveway
Why? We don't need everyone homebrewing. If even half of the people I knew tried homebrewing, it probably WOULD look like that setup in the commerical. Come to think of it... I love that they made this commercial. Keep the derps out of a hobby that requires attention to detail, sanitization, and a bit of intelligence!