Bounce-o-meter

[dancingbarefoot]

Most bizarre/hilarious thing I've seen all day:

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
(NSFW, by the way)

All I can think is, "Ouch!"

I can just imagine, though: "Honey, what did you do at work today?"

"Oh, I designed an animated boob bouncer."

 

[Dude]

OMG...that is hilarious! And creepy, BTW.....

 

[djamwolfe]

Now my wife thinks im some sort of prevert. :rockin: Someone has a great job

 

[Wheat King]

sweet................

 

[desiderata]

Quit distracting us from the forum! :cross:

Just wasted like 2, 3, okay 10 minutes clicking on different cup sizes and watching them bounce!

Edit: Says to SWMBO: "I'm christmas shopping! You're not supposed to see this!"

 

[Yooper]

Haha- that is funny! I clicked on my size, and my activity level (and the no bra option) and let's just say that I'm lucky I'm not walking around with two black eyes.
At my age, I don't worry about "bounce", I worry about "droop". But really that's no concern of yours..........

:Lorena

 

[david_42]

Maybe I should forward this to a friend who has [ I'm quoting her here ] "44 longs".

 

[alemonkey]

How many of us just went directly to the biggest size and maximum bounce?

*raises hand*

 

[rdwj]

How many of us just went directly to the biggest size and maximum bounce?

*raises hand*

You know us too well

 

[Bernie Brewer]

How many of us just went directly to the biggest size and maximum bounce?

*raises hand*

Guilty as charged. That was, um, interesting!

 

[Dude]

How many of us just went directly to the biggest size and maximum bounce?

*raises hand*

Yep.

Haha- that is funny! I clicked on my size, and my activity level (and the no bra option) and let's just say that I'm lucky I'm not walking around with two black eyes.
At my age, I don't worry about "bounce", I worry about "droop". But really that's no concern of yours..........

:Lorena

This post is worthless without pics.

 

[dibby33]

Bit of a delay in between reading this post and replying!

What a fantasic bit of work. I am a software enginneer and that would be like the holy grail

 

[knewshound]

How many of us just went directly to the biggest size and maximum bounce?

*raises hand*

knewshound hides his head in shame.....








then slowly raises his hand.....

 

[Orpheus]

Yep.



This post is worthless without pics.

LMAO!

Yeah come on Lorenae! You can't brag without the evidence to back it up!

 

[chillHayze]

*raises hand*

 

[zweasel]

nice................

 

[Yooper]

LMAO!

Yeah come on Lorenae! You can't brag without the evidence to back it up!

Believe me, it's not bragging. I love David_42's friend who has "44 longs". At my age, the LAST thing you guys would want is pix. I mean, it would ruin your night and you'd have to dig out Orpheus' eye bleach. Not a pretty picture. I'm the reason Jane Russell (gotta be older to get the reference) made a living in the 1970s selling "Cross my heart". You know, for the "full figured" gals. At 20, I was "wow, I can't believe she walks upright with those things". At 30, I was still "Wow, not bad". At 40, it was "Wow- put those babies under cover before someone gets hurt.".

But ok, heres a picture:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r156/lorenae_2006/vsbreasts.jpg

And, it could be me if I was blonder, younger, and bigger.

 

[rdwj]

But ok, heres a picture:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r156/lorenae_2006/vsbreasts.jpg

And, it could be me if I was blonder, younger, and bigger.

lol - now those could hurt somebody!

 

[Dude]

Believe me, it's not bragging. I love David_42's friend who has "44 longs". At my age, the LAST thing you guys would want is pix. I mean, it would ruin your night and you'd have to dig out Orpheus' eye bleach. Not a pretty picture. I'm the reason Jane Russell (gotta be older to get the reference) made a living in the 1970s selling "Cross my heart". You know, for the "full figured" gals. At 20, I was "wow, I can't believe she walks upright with those things". At 30, I was still "Wow, not bad". At 40, it was "Wow- put those babies under cover before someone gets hurt.".

Eye bleach....OMFG....I'm dying over here. Nothing like a good laugh to start out a 10 hour mid shift. Thanks lorenae.

 

[Wheat King]

How many of us just went directly to the biggest size and maximum bounce?

*raises hand*

lol. guilty.

 

[the_bird]

I'm not a greedy pig like most of you. I selected "DD"/maximum movement first...

(did the max/max selection right after, though).

Here's a question - has ANYONE done the "A"-cup option?

 

[Dude]

I'm not a greedy pig like most of you. I selected "DD"/maximum movement first...

(did the max/max selection right after, though).

Here's a question - has ANYONE done the "A"-cup option?

I did them all, you know, for research purposes.

 

[dibby33]

But ok, heres a picture:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r156/lorenae_2006/vsbreasts.jpg

And, it could be me if I was blonder, younger, and bigger.

Nice Tartan lass ;-)

 

[zweasel]

It's still fun to go back to. Have you tried the side view?

 

[wild]

But ok, heres a picture:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r156/lorenae_2006/vsbreasts.jpg

And, it could be me if I was blonder, younger, and bigger.

So that's how they fill those things up!

Wild

 

[Radarbrew]

Wahahahahahahahahaha! Just like "baywatch" when Pam Anderson was on! That was great!

 

[Cheesefood]

http://www.funny-base.com/games8/boob-shaker.swf

NS4W, but fun.