Biggest sissy in the world tournament!

[Fiery Sword]

May I remind everyone that Mr Rogers is dead so he doesn't count... Plus he's less of a sissy than you might think, he was a Marine Corps Sniper. And he's the winner of the Ultimate Showdown

00ps. I mean, I guess sissy is the wrong word. But in a figh contest between sissies, in his TV character, he's be a great participant. I guess, in real life, he could take out me Chuck and the Hoff with one arm tied behind his back.

EDIT: I take this back in light of light being shone on yeti's false claim. Though he still might be able to kick Chuck and Hoff's ass, he'd definitely need both arms.

 

[Ivan Lendl]

May I remind everyone that Mr Rogers is dead so he doesn't count... Plus he's less of a sissy than you might think, he was a Marine Corps Sniper.

???
No he wasnt.
He was a puppetteer.

 

[Fiery Sword]

yea i just looked it up. mister rodgers was never in the military - see "urban legends" section of wikipedia entry, and elsewhere. he's back on the list as a great big p000sie!!!!!

 

[rdwj]

6 more contestants to make a field of 64!!

I'm not going to worry about the nominations being seconded to save some time.

Come on - six shouldn't be hard to come up with!!

 

[olllllo]

Tiny Tim
Alberto Gonzales
Bill Gates

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

yea i just looked it up. mister rodgers was never in the military - see "urban legends" section of wikipedia entry, and elsewhere. he's back on the list as a great big p000sie!!!!!

Eh, you're right... didn't know it was an urban legend... he's still dead so he can't be on the list.

 

[olllllo]

Doug Henning (possibly dead)

Gallagher

 

[Rhoobarb]

Tiny Tim
Alberto Gonzales
Bill Gates

Tiny Tim is dead.

And I think Mick Jagger can still kick some butt. He's wiry and quick and has the genes - his old man was a P.E. teacher and at one time had a "Jack LaLanne style" TV show in Great Britain. And he laid about a bazzilion women.

I gave this some more thought and nominate:

Cat Stevens/Josef Islam
Richard Hatch (1st "Survivor" winner, whom I believe is now in prison)

 

[Ivan Lendl]

Tiny Tim is dead.

And I think Mick Jagger can still kick some butt. He's wiry and quick and has the genes - his old man was a P.E. teacher and at one time had a "Jack LaLanne style" TV show in Great Britain. And he laid about a bazzilion women.

I gave this some more thought and nominate Cat Stevens/Josef Islam

Oh come on! Mick Jagger is such a mary boy. I always picture him, David Bowie, and Lou Reed all in one big fluffy bed like Micks ex found them one day.

Not that those guys arent awesome people! But theyre not kicking anybodys asses.

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

Axl Rose
Any Emo Band members

 

[rdwj]

Doug Henning (possibly dead)

Gallagher

Doug Henning is dead

Just 1 more and nominations are closed!!

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

Doug Henning is dead

Just 1 more and nominations are closed!!

Bob Ross... that Joy Of Painting Hippie on T.V., may be dead

 

[olllllo]

Sissy men aren't very resilient.

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

Bob ross is dead Nevermind...

 

[rdwj]

Bob Ross... that Joy Of Painting Hippie on T.V., may be dead

He died at the age of 52 from lymphoma.

 

[DeadYetiBrew]

Ant - That annoying gay comedian, he's not funny and his voice is irritating.

 

[olllllo]

John Stossel
Billy Bush

 

[user 574]

Urkel
Tattoo
Mini Me
Geddy Lee

 

[SOB]

Pee Wee Herman?

Sorry if it's been suggested, didnt read the whole thread

 

[TheJadedDog]

As a die hard Boston Red Sox fan, I have to second Pedro Martinez (especially since he grew out the fro).

 

[Fiery Sword]

As a die hard Boston Red Sox fan, I have to second Pedro Martinez (especially since he grew out the fro).

'dro is the man (from a baseball perspective) but he always reminded me of the black-haired street-tough from Seinfeld.

.....he won't wear the ree-bon? we're all wearing the ree-bon?!??!?!

 

[Cheesefood]

1. A.J. Pierzynski
2. Paul Konerko
3. Tadahito Iguchi
4. Joe Crede
5. Juan Uribe
6. Scott Podsednik
7. Aaron Rowand
8. Jermaine Dye
9. Carl Everett
10. Mark Buehrle

 

[Ivan Lendl]

Brett Favre

 

[rdwj]

1. A.J. Pierzynski
2. Paul Konerko
3. Tadahito Iguchi
4. Joe Crede
5. Juan Uribe
6. Scott Podsednik
7. Aaron Rowand
8. Jermaine Dye
9. Carl Everett
10. Mark Buehrle

No, it's biggest SISSY - not guys in Chicago with World Series Rings

 

[rdwj]

ok, The nominations are complete! I'll set up the brackets tomorrow!