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[drainbamage]

I'm assuming this is Australia...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Flying brisket whacks woman amid beef at barbecue festival

 

[black_belt]

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...ersonating-man-to-dupe-friend-into-having-sex

 

[HoppyDaze]

14-Year-Old Kid Builds A Clock To Show His Engineering Class, Is Promptly Arrested When Police Assume It’s A Bomb

Texas gonna be Texas. You think a brown-skinned kid can walk into a Texas middle school with a clock he built and leave without being in handcuffs? Not a ******* chance.

 

[JonM]

On the bright side, Google has invited him to their HQ, Zuckerberg invited him to FB and the President invited him to the White House.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Stupid criminals...

 

[Homercidal]

Stupid criminals...

My first instinct is to assume this had something to do with Marijuana.

 

[KayaBrew]

My first instinct is to assume this had something to do with Marijuana.

Looks to me that it has a lot more to do with upbringing...

 

[MaxStout]

Stupid criminals...

Juggalos having another gathering?

 

[Zuljin]

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/09...in-home-arrested/6161442601285/?spt=sec&or=on

"It appears there was some satanic thing going on," ...

 

[drainbamage]

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[GilaMinumBeer]

" John Boehner, house speaker, resigns from congress. "

Lets hope it spreads.

 

[afro_lou]

Man Masturbates at Beer Garden for 45 Minutes After Snorting 5 Lines of Cocaine

 

[Homercidal]

Man Masturbates at Beer Garden for 45 Minutes After Snorting 5 Lines of Cocaine

I'm confused. The headline says 45 minutes, but the story says 40. Who's right?

Also, 5 lines of coke and it's taking him 45 minutes? Now I know what people mean when they say they took coke and were up for days.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I'm confused. The headline says 45 minutes, but the story says 40. Who's right?

Also, 5 lines of coke and it's taking him 45 minutes? Now I know what people mean when they say they took coke and were up for days.

Article says he masterbated for "40 minutes straight".

the last 5 were prolly flaccid and chafed.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Rich Mexican Girls Are Doing Their Own Version Of The Ice Bucket Challenge Except All They Do Is Snort Cocaine And It Doesn’t Raise Any Money

pure awesome

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Embarrassing...

 

[KayaBrew]

Rich Mexican Girls Are Doing Their Own Version Of The Ice Bucket Challenge Except All They Do Is Snort Cocaine And It Doesn’t Raise Any Money

pure awesome

Excuse my simple thinking ways, but the girl in the second video doesn't seem traditionally "Mexican". She looks like a Mormon!

 

[Mongrel]

Man Uses Raccoon To Start Breathalyzer Equipped Car; Raccoon Then Attacks Driver

 

[Mongrel]

Twas the night before pot: What you need to know

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Damn...

 

[DrunkleJon]

Europe (Finally) Wakes Up to Superior Coffee

... I just spent 10 days in Europe, and I am sorry but their coffee is far far superior than Starfloccs and our normal drip coffee. The writers for the WSJ must be some EAC's

 

[hunter_le five]

Europe (Finally) Wakes Up to Superior Coffee

... I just spent 10 days in Europe, and I am sorry but their coffee is far far superior than Starfloccs and our normal drip coffee. The writers for the WSJ must be some EAC's

Some of the best coffee I've ever had was when I spent a month in Italy 5 or so years ago. 'Muricans just like weak-ass coffee. Hence the Americano.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Europe (Finally) Wakes Up to Superior Coffee

... I just spent 10 days in Europe, and I am sorry but their coffee is far far superior than Starfloccs and our normal drip coffee. The writers for the WSJ must be some EAC's

Some of the best coffee I've ever had was when I spent a month in Italy 5 or so years ago. 'Muricans just like weak-ass coffee. Hence the Americano.

one of my sisters spent time in Italy (her ex was Air Force). she said there's 3 things you can get only in Italy: 1) Italian Chocolate 2) Italian Coffee 3) Italian Wine.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Europe (Finally) Wakes Up to Superior Coffee

... I just spent 10 days in Europe, and I am sorry but their coffee is far far superior than Starfloccs and our normal drip coffee. The writers for the WSJ must be some EAC's

Best coffee I ever had was in Amsterdam at a little street cafe just off Dam Square. They also had a 12 ft. pot plant in a 1/2 barrel planter outside; and nobody messed with it.
Regards, GF.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

People take this "like" $h!t way too seriously...

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

People take this "like" $h!t way too seriously...

I may be wrong, but something tells me she had some pent up aggression.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Crazy hot or just plain crazy?

 

[Homercidal]

Somehow she managed to use a filter when taking that mugshot.

 

[sweetcell]

Crazy hot or just plain crazy?

good question - you make the call: [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk[/ame]