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Good thing the local tanning salon changed hands, I'd probably run off the road every time I saw the "Cinnamon Girl" sign.
 
EvilTOJ said:
Note to self: buy a moveable floor length mirror.


That's exactly what I took away from reading that, too!

You can learn something new on the internets everyday!
 
I like the way the sexual escapades ramp up in offensiveness. I can imagine Connie getting more and more worked up as she reads the letter. It's a nice literary touch.

sex with a stranger
sex with a mutual friend in their old bedroom
sex with his wife's kid sister in the pooper
 
Of course it's fake. It has Best Divorce Letter Ever printed at the top.

Everyone knows that the Best Divorce Letter Ever World Cup is in June,
 
Reminds me of the Sarah Silverman "I'm f'ing Matt Damon" video, rebutted by Jimmy Kimmel's "I'm f'ing Ben Affleck".

Ya gotta hand it to Jimmy. He truly knows how do go one better. :D
 
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