Beer is good!!! (The Buffalo Theory)

[Warped04]

That is a classic quote.

 

[Brewing Clamper]

Dude, this forum must be filled with f-ing geniuses!!

 

[Chris_Dog]

The Crowd: Norm!
Sam: Hey Norm whats shaking?
Norm: All 4 cheeks and a couple of chins.

 

[shunoshi]

Ahh, the Buffalo Theory is one of my favorites!

 

[niquejim]

What are you up to Norm



My ideal weight if I was 11' tall



I loved that show

 

[Warped04]

Yeah it was a great show.

 

[kcmadhatter]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. Therefore, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This "Natural selection" is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and overall health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. It is a well known Scientific fact that excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient thinking machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.


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