Look, you can do whatever you want to. The debate over batch vs fly sparging is a never ending battle. I suggest you read the threads so it is not rehashed here. IMHO Pol is right. It is so much easier to use Loop Lok or better yet, a simple piece of tubing rather than burning up your hard earned cash making some weird looking sparge contraption. Of course, the decision is yours.
WOW relax bro. I think he was asking not telling.