Attention "Busted Knuckles Garage"!

[Homercidal]

I found your 5 gallon water cooler in the median of the overpass of US 131 in Plainwell, MI. Minor scratches on the outside, but otherwise in very good condition. I especially like the "handcrafted" name wrote on the side in Permanent Marker.

I'm sure it will make a very nice Mash Tun.

 

[GrizlyGarou]

It can never be said you didn't try to return it. I'll be your witness!