Are you a turtle?

[hunter_le five]

:turtle: <

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Wait... a turtle is never vulgar?

I, and most of you too, can never be a turtle...

You bet your sweet ass I'm not a turtle.

Might be inclined to join the Ancient Order of Men Who stare at Goats. Would a sybian relationship be required of wives? Not sure if that would go. I did marry her cause she's got a sweet ass.

 

[PlexVector]

:turtle: <

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[Roadliner]

Damn it Plex!

You got me all excited

:turtle:

 

[PlexVector]

Damn it Plex!

You got me all excited

:turtle:

yea, not as good as the a real :turtle: but it will have to do until @austin gets his bribe. (oh! did I use my outside voice...)

 

[slym2none]

Would a sybian relationship be required of wives?

I've seen too much internet porn to know what this actually means.

 

[drainbamage]

I've seen too much internet porn to know what this actually means.

Isn't that just redundant at this point in time?

 

[slym2none]

You're probably right.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I've seen too much internet porn to know what this actually means.

Babble. Mixed up my Clooney movies. Mashed Burn after Reading with Men Who Stare at Goats.

 

[PlexVector]

Babble. Mixed up my Clooney movies. Mashed Burn after Reading with Men Who Stare at Goats.

Wait...waht?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Wait...waht?

Witch parts.

 

[PlexVector]

Witch parts.

Mashed Burn...It finally hit me that it is crash burn. yes?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Mashed Burn...It finally hit me that it is crash burn. yes?

Ahh. No.


I mashed together parts from different movies having a common actor.

In Burn After Reading he was building a sybian in his basement.

I confused it as being part of Men Who Stare at Goats.

 

[PlexVector]

Ahh. No.
I mashed together parts from different movies having a common actor.
In Burn After Reading he was building a sybian in his basement.
I confused it as being part of Men Who Stare at Goats.

Ohhhhhhhh...I live under an old rock, so I don't remember Burn After Reading. Still haven't seen Men Who stare at s, though hope to get around to it some day/night.
Thanks for the clarification! :turtle:

 

[Roadliner]

I was not a fan of the Men Who Stare at Goats. strange flick.

[emoji217] :turtle: [emoji217]

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I was not a fan of the Men Who Stare at Goats. strange flick.

[emoji217] :turtle: [emoji217]

The strange is the only part I did like.

 

[PlexVector]

Strange is usually good...

 

[Paps]

[emoji217]

 

[Roadliner]

sometimes... it's just... strange though

[emoji217] :turtle: [emoji217]

 

[LAHammer]

-.-- --- ..- / -... . - / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ... .-- . . - / .- ... ... / .. / .- -- / .- / - ..- .-. - .-.. .

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Can we get a bearded turtle on a pipe smoking goats back emoji?

 

[PlexVector]

youway etbay yourway weetsay assway iway amway away urtletay!

 

[sablesurfer]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM A TURTLE.

Good thing I was a boy scout.

 

[slym2none]

Can we get a bearded turtle on a pipe smoking goats back emoji?

I'll buy you your drink later.

 

[PlexVector]

No self respecting :turtle: would put themselves in this situation:

 

[drainbamage]

No self respecting :turtle: would put themselves in this situation:

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/00...DCF56C0646698424B43550D32FA6FredPC_xlarge.png

 

[Roadliner]

that :turtle: was placed there.. human help doesn't count.

 

[drainbamage]

And that poor innocent just climbed up there by his own accord?

I'm calling foul play!

 

[PlexVector]

And that poor innocent just climbed up there by his own accord?

I'm calling foul play!

Maybe that's what happened to the dropped by the eagle...:rockin:

 

[jmpreiks]

A taste of my formative years, 1985...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXWzbsnb638

10 minutes well spent. Thanks for sharing. :rockin: