carnevoodoo
Well-Known Member
haha. I love being a dick.
I have to be careful I have shown my snobness I few times and people call me on it. I once had a party and my cousin's boyfriend asked me for a beer, I asked him what kind and he looked at me dumbfounded as I read off what I had in stock, so I just gave him the lightest pi55water I could find. Later on my uncle called me on it and I felt like such a ******. Oh and I have complained at restaurants that my beer is too cold as well.
haha. I love being a dick.
Gotta go with your strengths bro...
I have to be careful I have shown my snobness I few times and people call me on it. I once had a party and my cousin's boyfriend asked me for a beer, I asked him what kind and he looked at me dumbfounded as I read off what I had in stock, so I just gave him the lightest pi55water I could find. Later on my uncle called me on it and I felt like such a ******. Oh and I have complained at restaurants that my beer is too cold as well.
... I'm sorry a friggin Reuben is a Reuben is a Reuben. It originated a certain way and it should stay that way. If I order a Reuben and it comes out with Pastrami, then it ain't a Reuben! Call it something else, don't pervert the definition. It only serves to confuse and contend.
I like beer. I like craft beer. I like homebrew. I like mass-market beer. I've even been known to grab a can of malt liquor from the gas station.
While sometimes it's nice to contemplate the mystery of life over a huge imperial stout, sometimes it's also nice to kick back on the porch with a PBR. I am neither beer snob, nor beer connoisseur. I am a beer lover.
You know, if you pour PBR into a glass and really drink it, in the right context it isn't that bad of a beer.
I pulled bears from the fridge and passed them around.
I explained to my son last night that beer is like steak, there are so many things to add to it to add or enhance flavor, and so many ways to prepare it. But when you get down to it, it is steak, and steak is good.
True, and there is Hams, the Hot Pocket of beer.But there are steak hot pockets and that "steak" is gross.
True, and there is Hams, the Hot Pocket of beer.
Some say that The Stig eats monkeys on pizza, and that his urine can be used as paint stripper.
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