Anyone have a cooler wife?

[Brewmasters Warehouse]

My SWMBO is very good. Told me if I replaced the stairs to the front door of the house I could get a kegging setup.

2 days later I hired the contractor put my order in to kegconnection. She never did tell me I had to do the work.

 

[Ryan_PA]

Kegerator - Father's Day
Barley Crusher - Christmas
14.5 gallon Conical - Birthday
Bosch Table saw to help build brewhaus - Father's day.

Mine can cook, install a ceiling fan, is a great mother, and loves my beer..

I am a lucky man!

I like how you are overlooking the fact that you are allowed to HAVE A BREWHAUS!

 

[PeteOz77]

Kegerator - Father's Day
Barley Crusher - Christmas
14.5 gallon Conical - Birthday
Bosch Table saw to help build brewhaus - Father's day.

Mine can cook, install a ceiling fan, is a great mother, and loves my beer..

I am a lucky man!

Mine can barely cook, and the kitchen looks like a BOMB went off in it when she tries.

She doesn't know the difference beyween ahammer and a screwdriver.

She doesn't like my beer or my Apfelwien.

However, she DOES let me play with my beer stuff prretty much as much as I like.

AND she makes over $130K per year.

So.... Ed still wins, but I aint' complainin.:rockin:

 

[justin8425]

The best part of this thread is that EdWort responded. Kind of like meeting a rockstar.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Man, you dumb MF'r...she's henpecking you to death...can't you see it??? :rockin:

Still ****s pics would be nice...

Next thing you know she'll be bitching you out saying, "When the F--- are you gonna make me more beer......The IPA keg is floatin'
again"

Where is da ****s???

 

[justin8425]

I am working on the ****s thing. She is a 34DD (surgically enhanced) and they are sweet! Like two puppies fighting under a blanket....

 

[EvilTOJ]

mmm blanketpuppies.... I prefer the term 'sweaterkittens' myself. My SWMBO is always on my ass about when I'm getting my next batches done and scouting keg deals for me. Gah what a b she is.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dear Abbey,

I have a struggle sometimes to get any brewing stuff from my wife. I don't understand it. I always keep her self esteem rock bottom at all times, keep her tied to the kitchen sink, beat her regularly.....I just don't know what else I can do with her, and I need the gear to go AG!!

 

[PeteOz77]

Dear Abbey,

I have a struggle sometimes to get any brewing stuff from my wife. I don't understand it. I always keep her self esteem rock bottom at all times, keep her tied to the kitchen sink, beat her regularly.....I just don't know what else I can do with her, and I need the gear to go AG!!

Dear OhioBrit:

You obviously have not correctly emphasised the importance of the "Brewing Stuff" to your wife. Perhaps if she made you a nice dinner, set out your slippers and served you a nice single malt (1 ice cube) you could take time from your busy day to express your need for said "Brewing Stuff". She'll come around in time!

Abbey

 

[Nate]

Aside from being beautiful, fun, in shape (currently training for a mini-triathlon), great personality, loves the homebrew, helped build the brewery, likes firearms, and, since I decided to take a sabbatical from the corporate rat race, she is also supporting us with a very nice income. Probably should mention that she can cook too.

 

[findthefish]

Aside from being beautiful, fun, in shape (currently training for a mini-triathlon), great personality, loves the homebrew, helped build the brewery, likes firearms, and, since I decided to take a sabbatical from the corporate rat race, she is also supporting us with a very nice income. Probably should mention that she can cook too.

Suck-up!!

 

[jpsloan]

Two years ago, my wife got me a beginner's brewing kit.

Last year, she got me a beginner's wine kit, with a note saying that I had a year, now it's time to make something she'll drink.

I currently have five gallons of a bone-sucking dry red wine in the basement staring up at us in anger.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

The best part of this thread is that EdWort responded. Kind of like meeting a rockstar.

Oh puh-leeeze...



My SWMBO is awesome, not only for the gifts she gives (which are awesome) but she just wants me to be happy - no matter what my current hobby/addiction is. I have to say that she's a pretty big supporter of the latest one - The BGE!!!!

And she makes peroghies, and has nice tits. The two reasons I married her.

 

[Kelsch]

Not being married = I can buy whatever the hell I want to.

+1

It also means I don't have any qualms with turning the 3rd bay of my garage into my brewhaus.

 

[njnear76]

My wife puts up with my sh*t so it's all good.Hopefully she'll let me get a kegerator prior to having kids. :cross:

 

[jpsloan]

And she makes peroghies, and has nice tits. The two reasons I married her.

I count three...

 

[brauhaus]

sorry i heard "tits" being typed and automatically had to enter this thread.

my wife bought me a Mr.Beer kit, despite what's been said here about that kit, it works and I commend my wife for the effort... it could have been another socks and undie birthday.

 

[Nate]

Suck-up!!

Probably the first time ever... and she doesn't know I've said anything nice about her. Is that still sucking up?

 

[jpsloan]

Probably the first time ever... and she doesn't know I've said anything nice about her. Is that still sucking up?

I think it's called Stockholm Syndrome.

 

[Orfy]

My SWMBO can't cook, gets the red mist once a month but does tell me I should brew more.

 

[Brewpastor]

You have seen my garage and the toys that fill it. My wife is cool.

 

[drunkatuw]

My wife hates beer (more for me to drink), can't even stand the smell of the garage when I brew.

But she still is taking me to the GABF in October for our wedding anniversary. And she just let me order 4 more kegs last week. Right now my 200 o-rings from mcmaster-carr are on the UPS truck out for delivery.

She also let me do whatever I wanted when I finished our basement, so I got the home theater I've always wanted and my game room.

 

[eschatz]

Not being married = I can buy whatever the hell I want to.

+1 on that. +10000 on the ****ies!

 

[springer]

jeeze wish my wife was that cool... only thing she bought me last was A Harley.




















guess I should keep her but just because she has nice tits.....

 

[Nate]

guess I should keep her but just because she has nice tits.....

Do you honestly need another reason?