And We Call it 'Cletus the Fetus'

[Bobby_M]

Great news Evan!

Pregnancy is like God's cruel joke, the bewbs get bigger, but you're not allowed to touch 'em.

Sometimes... other times you're all but forced to.

 

[Flyin' Lion]

Sometimes... other times you're all but forced to.

I've heard about that myth, sadly my wife was not afflicted with the pregnancy sex drive.





Either time...

 

[talleymonster]

At first I thought this was an obscure name for new beer of yours.


Congrats, Evan!(!):rockin:

Parenthood is awesome. The only thing, is you might not be able to ferment at full brew house capacity for quite some time once the little bugger crawls out!

 

[TxBrew]

My Mother has a twin Brother and my Father in Law has a twin Brother. But god thank we got one. My hats off to those with twins or more.

 

[dibby33]

Congrats. coffee porters are the go for those sleepless nights!

 

[BierMuncher]

Congrats Evan!. I had three girls in 11 months.

A single should be a breeze.

Of course when the ***** ferry comes we expect some tasteful pics.

 

[paulthenurse]

Congrats Evan.

One word of unnecessary advise. Set up a education account for Cletus with an online broker tomorrow. Everytime you brew a batch of beer or go skiing or whatever you do for "yourself" throw $20 buck in the account. Just make it a part of the cost of doing your thing and it won't hurt. You won't believe how fast the time goes by. A little forthought goes a real long way, especially with compounded intrest.

The first thing I insisted my daughter do when she got a real job after graduating college was set herself up a Roth IRA. "Just put in $50 a month now. Trust me, you'll be glad you did."

PTN

 

[Sean]

Congrats Evan!

Wheres the "Name my new kid" thread, I got some Ideas!!

 

[talleymonster]

Great news Evan!

Pregnancy is like God's cruel joke, the bewbs get bigger, but you're not allowed to touch 'em.

SWMBO went from a hefty C, to a friggin F! And who says you can't touch 'em?

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Congrats, bro!

Nothin' wrong with havin' a little girl. Believe me, I know!

You have no idea how much your life is about to change... <insert evil laugh here>

 

[EdWort]

Congrats Old Man! We'll be welcoming you to the super secret club of parenting!

Yes, ****ies get bigger, but their status changes from toy to food. No touchie..

 

[EvilTOJ]

SWMBO went from a hefty C, to a friggin F! And who says you can't touch 'em?

She does, when she says DON'T DO THAT!!!!

Of course, that varies from psycho to psycho. A friggin F size! Melons indeed.

 

[talleymonster]

Alas, they have since gone back to normal.

 

[Bobby_M]

I think the worst thing is when you have two kids and the pregnancy "fever" is wildly different between them. The first one was like spanish fly, the second one not so much. Let's just say I don't have to "imagine" what breast milk tastes like. I know, TMI.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I think the worst thing is when you have two kids and the pregnancy "fever" is wildly different between them. The first one was like spanish fly, the second one not so much. Let's just say I don't have to "imagine" what breast milk tastes like. I know, TMI.

Been there done that. With the first she went all nympho, with the second being in the same room was too close for her.

 

[NJTomatoguy]

Evan-
Congrats to you and the wife.

 

[paulthenurse]

I think the worst thing is when you have two kids and the pregnancy "fever" is wildly different between them. The first one was like spanish fly, the second one not so much. Let's just say I don't have to "imagine" what breast milk tastes like. I know, TMI.

Way, way, way, wayyyyyyyyyy TMI.

 

[blindtiger]

Congrats

When the baby's born will it be cletus post-fetus?

 

[Evan!]

Update---so, she went in by herself for the first "routine" visit, and they didn't expect to catch a heartbeat, but they actually got one on doppler!!! Holy sh*t. A heartbeat!

First ultrasound on Monday. Bout to find out if that damn twins gene of hers is workin'.

 

[paulthenurse]

Say it ain't so!

 

[mr_goodwrench]

Hey, hey!! Congrats, Evan! SWMBO & I have been working on our second for a few months so hopefully I'll have my own fetal post soon.

BTW, my daughter was born June 8 but was supposed to be a July baby. Everything worked out fine with her & SWMBO but my one big piece of advice to first timers is to really pay attention to the NICU tour during your childbirth classes. You never know what might happen and it really helps to be somewhat familiar with that place. That said, I wish you guys the best of luck and smooth sailing!!

 

[Evan!]

 

[the_bird]

Very cool, Evan! Congrats!

I do seem to recall you having a bit of an anti-child attitude a few months back... I should dig up some of your old posts...

 

[Evan!]

Very cool, Evan! Congrats!

I do seem to recall you having a bit of an anti-child attitude a few months back... I should dig up some of your old posts...

Yeah, well, I'm anti-everyone-else's-child. Buncha snotnosed little parasites. But not mine

 

[the_bird]

I'm sure yours will be madly brilliant and gorgeous and love making beer, just like mine.

Incidentally, I was pushing her in the shopping cart yesterday, and she told me to "Go fast! Go STUPID FAST!"

You're going to LOVE **** like that!

 

[IrregularPulse]

Yeah, well, I'm anti-everyone-else's-child. Buncha snotnosed little parasites. But not mine

Ah yes, spoken like a true parent!
Me and my wife are still amazed that out of everyone in the world, WE ended up with the cutest baby there ever was! Doesn't seem fair to the others really.

 

[Melana]

Congrats!!!

 

[Flyin' Lion]

Ah yes, spoken like a true parent!
Me and my wife are still amazed that out of everyone in the world, WE ended up with the cutest baby there ever was! Doesn't seem fair to the others really.

The wife and I are amazed at how beautiful our daughters are...expecially coming from us. I just tell people that our two uglies canceled out to make a pretty. The wife does not enjoy that joke.

 

[FireBrewer]

AWESOME!! Congrats!!

 

[Evan!]

Due date came and went with no fanfare. Doctor's appointment this morning---no change. Oh well. Here's hoping that he drops out sooner than later. Really don't want to have to induce...