And the worst beer of all times award goes to...

[Billy-Klubb]

Wild Blue & the "Romulan Ale" from Star Trek Experience. my old roommate picked some up when i lived in Vegas. I was dropping blue deuces and the taste was almost nonexistent except for a nasty twang.

 

[Cider123]

Mickey's Big Mouth

 

[JoeyChopps]

Mickey's Big Mouth

Blasphemy.

 

[highgravitybacon]

So like, we all agree that Bud Light Lime is the worst beer ever made and those who drink it are stupid stupidheads who don't know anything, right? We can all agree on this?

By the way, no "worst ever" poll is finished with options to vote for until and unless Tequiza ends up on the list. That is the Godfather III of beers. It might have sounded good on paper, but in reality, it really sucks bad.

I kind of liked Tequiza. There was some French or Quebec beer that was similar I had a few years ago. It was very drinkble. Don't know the name, but I'd drink it again if I could find it.

 

[jonmohno]

Those are not drainpour beers on the poll.To me a worst beer is a dumper. Although on that list bud lime is something Id pass on. For me its,Bud chelada,or some of the artifical fruit beers that taste like mixed diet soda/beer. Ones I cant drink more than a few drinks and dumpity dump. If I were "stranded on an Island" and all that sprouted from the Palm tree were those drainpours then I guess I would learn to love those
I had a can of bud55 at a thanksgiving a year or two ago and I quite enjoyed it and was kinda shocked and fascinated at the low calorie it had for how it tasted,and how well it went down. Nice and cold was pretty decent. Amazing feat for that low of calorie. I session drank those before and I did feel pretty awfull the next day though.I dindt think miller 64 was too bad but ended up liking the bud55 better.

 

[Evan_L]

Back when it was still made, Red Dog for sure. Old man drank it, used to love the stuff lol.

 

[saltwaterwop]

I got a Foster's on Draft once at an Outback Restaurant just out of curiosity and it was awful. Either it was skunky, or real nasty was how it's supposed to taste.

One of the only times at a bar/restaurant that I have asked the server to bring me anything else.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Michelob ultra.

Even SWMBO couldn't finish a sixer (over a month)

Dumped 3 of em.

 

[F250]

Michelob ultra.

Even SWMBO couldn't finish a sixer (over a month)

Dumped 3 of em.

That stuff is bad, kinda like drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Rick

 

[xjmox14x]

Psh, I love me some Bud Light Lime. Plus I like the flavored Michelob Ultras too (the raspberry, lime/catus, tangerine ones).

Stick that in your tun and mash it.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Psh, I love me some Bud Light Lime. Plus I like the flavored Michelob Ultras too (the raspberry, lime/catus, tangerine ones).

Stick that in your tun and mash it.

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!



I don't think I am being snobby, I just could NOT down Michelob ultra. Worse than cough syrup!

I can't imagine fruit flavors would help, but I'll try one if I get a chance. Not gonna buy a sixer or anything!

I understand the bud lime thing, I put a slice of lime in Bud if that is all there is to drink. It actually is better than corona (with real lime) I just can't imagine processed fake lime being anything like the real deal, but I will keep an open mind.

 

[xjmox14x]

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!



I don't think I am being snobby, I just could NOT down Michelob ultra. Worse than cough syrup!

I can't imagine fruit flavors would help, but I'll try one if I get a chance. Not gonna buy a sixer or anything!

I understand the bud lime thing, I put a slice of lime in Bud if that is all there is to drink. It actually is better than corona (with real lime) I just can't imagine processed fake lime being anything like the real deal, but I will keep an open mind.

Hahaha I hear ya. My thing, though, is that I have a sweet tooth. So unless it's truly repulsive, chances are I won't mind drinking it. The lime/cactus ultra tastes like sprite to me. So yea, I'm sure tons of people hate it. But hell, if I'm in the mood for a sprite, it works for me lol.

As for the bud light lime, it tastes like fruit snacks to me (again, sweet tooth haha). Don't get me wrong, I rarely pick this stuff up. Actually, I can't remember the last time I did. But on a hot summer day, or at the beach... I'm in.

 

[jerrodm]

I don't always vote in some *******'s beer-snobbery poll, in which he equates BMC with "worst beer in the world" and then gets roundly spanked by self-righteous closet beer snobs for daring to suggest what we've all thought and almost certainly spoken aloud at one time or another in our lives--i.e., that one or more of these beers taste like cow pee...but when I do, I always vote for Dos Equis.

Just kidding, I like Dos Equis. Actually, I like just about all of the beers on this list that I've tried. I can absolutely destroy a cooler of Bud Lights during a hot Saturday of boating/fishing/yard work/whatever. I don't prefer Coors or Miller but you'll never catch me turning one down if that's what's being offered. Haven't tried the low-cal beers, but I certainly would if that's what there was to drink. Hell, I'd even try a Bud Lime, although I'm not a fan of flavorings in my beer in general. And I'm not a huge fan of Stella, but I drank it every night with a smile on my face when I lived on a military base in the Persian Gulf and that's what there was to drink.

Which is a long way of saying, I might be an alcoholic. Now leave me alone so I can finish my cough syrup in peace.

 

[Jayhem]

Colt 45? Steel Reserve? Shlitz? Cheap and pretty terrible. I'd drink Miller High Life before any of those.

 

[Spratticus]

milwaukee's beast should be on that list

 

[BobbiLynn]

Colt 45? Steel Reserve? Shlitz? Cheap and pretty terrible. I'd drink Miller High Life before any of those.

Yeah those are bad. If someone offered me one I would take it and pretend to sip on it. Actually happens to me a lot, someone will say, oh, she loves beer, then they hand me something that amounts to a glass of piss. I just say thank you and try to politely drink it.

 

[Chattan]

Lion's Head, yuk

 

[bobbrews]

KEYSTONE LIGHT!!! Horrid.... Corona Light is next if we don't included flavored beers like Bud Light Lime.

 

[Homercidal]

Colt 45? Steel Reserve? Shlitz? Cheap and pretty terrible. I'd drink Miller High Life before any of those.

Schlitz??

You take that back! Schlitz is good!

And it makes possible a great number of funny puns about beer.

 

[m_stodd]

I'd drink any of those before Lienies Berry Weiss, yes even Bud Light Lime.

 

[Lazarous]

Clamato!

 

[whrswoldo]

I would drink any of these before I would drink another Magic Hat #9.

I refuse to even try another magic hat brew because of #9, it gets my vote as well

 

[509inc]

I don't see Lost Lake Ice on the list so this poll is invalid.

 

[kroach01]

I love Dos Equis and Corona in the right situation. On the beach, fishing, picnics on a hot day...

 

[kroach01]

clamato!

+1,000,000

 

[cheezydemon3]

I love Dos Equis and Corona in the right situation. On the beach, fishing, picnics on a hot day...

Try corona without a lime. It is seriously distilled cat vomit.

Try a Red Stripe or even a miller lite with a lime and you will never pay 14.99 again for a 12er of mexican cat vomit.

 

[JoeyChopps]

KEYSTONE LIGHT!!! Horrid.... Corona Light is next if we don't included flavored beers like Bud Light Lime.

What? I love keystone I just got a 30 pack of stones today. When I want cheap beer it's usually stones or high life or if I'm feeling classy pbr

 

[45_70sharps]

So many beers and so little interest in drinking many of them.
I agree though, your list doesn't come close to ranking the worst beers. Just your least liked because they are popular and not your thing.

Worst that I can recall would be from my youth..... Old english 800 when it's not cold as ice or Hams.
There are lots of cheap beers that I haven't and wont try though.

 

[EO74]

I gotta say i love dos equis on a hot day and dosxxx amber any day, the worst ever would have to be magic hat summer beer yuk!!! It was like palmagranite or somthing....blahhh!Im just glad i didnt pay for it.

 

[Bulls Beers]

I had a Narragansett not that long ago. It was not good. I didn't finish it.