An open letter to Jesse James

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You Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?

How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most

beautiful women in the world.

She has a body to die for, and her current wealth is shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named

"America's Sweetheart."

You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in

front of the world

while you were porkin’ away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated cheaters on

the planet!

How can you live with yourself!

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece

of chit that you are.

Thanks for taking the heat off of me.

Let’s do lunch.

Tiger

:)
 
Hah! I love that, even though I am a die-hard Tiger fan. Although technically he wasn't porkin' at the time since he was there when she was praising him! :ban:
 
haha that is funny
And not to advocate cheating, but we don't know what kind of bitches these women could possibly be at home! I wish tabloids would become illegal and famous people's personal lives would be personal again.
 
Jesse James is very wealthy...independently wealthy, and he's a bad ass. Sandra Bullock's expiration date hit years ago.
 
I dont' condone what these married men have done, but honestly, I have no idea what Sandra is like off camera, and I doubt more than a couple of people know what she is like at home. People assume her personality based on what they see and hear on camera.

It just irritates me that the press and others have decided to make her into some sort of angel or saint when they don't really know her. Happens all the time. Some sort of hero worship.
 
Homercidal said:
I dont' condone what these married men have done, but honestly, I have no idea what Sandra is like off camera, and I doubt more than a couple of people know what she is like at home. People assume her personality based on what they see and hear on camera.

It just irritates me that the press and others have decided to make her into some sort of angel or saint when they don't really know her. Happens all the time. Some sort of hero worship.
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...but the “rumors” are he is desperately trying to get back with her so if that is true my guess he was just simply cheating on her or else he would have just left her at this point. He already hurt her feelings so now would be the time to dump her if she were a ***** or he was tired of her, IMO.
 
I am not saying she is a b!tch. I have no idea. She could have given both kidneys to underprivileged children in Angola, for all I know. Or, she could have been a "regular" person with her own set of faults, and maybe Jesse James is trying to save face. Some sort of PR containment or something.

Either way, I think people should let them do their thing and stop harassing their lives. It's bad enough they have to go through the personal stuff, but then it's compounded by the incessant hounding of media coverage. With friends and Paparazzi spreading rumours and exposing their personal business to the world. It's disgusting. I've just had enough. I can't convince my wife to stop buying the rumour rags though.
 
Show me the hottest girl in the world, and i'll show you a guy whose tired of banging her.
 
Show me the hottest girl in the world, and i'll show you a guy whose tired of banging her.
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Another spin,
No matter how fine a woman is, sombody, somewhere is tired of her shiite.
 
I quite like Sandra Bullock!

I like spaghetti too.

If Jesse James ever tries to bang my spaghetti, I will shoot the buggar in the head the next time he tries to adjust any fooking picture frame.


Edit: yes, it's a spaghetti western. It was an n accident, honest.
 
“My dream husband.”~ Oscar Wilde on Sandra Bullock.
 
wildwest450 said:
Show me the hottest girl in the world, and i'll show you a guy whose tired of banging her.
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You're right, of course, and if someone would have given us the choice between Sandra Bullock and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee just after his divorce from porn star ex-wife Janine Lindemulder and prior to his recent marriage, which one would you have picked as the natural choice for scooter trash like Jesse James? I'm not defending Sandra Bullock - far from it - she deserves everything she gets. So does he.
 
Dear Jesse James,

Your Hitler/Nazi pic was a riot in a real sick sort of way.

I dont care that you cheated on Sandra Bullock.

You seem like White Trash to me.

That is all.

BBKing
 
Homercidal said:
It just irritates me that the press and others have decided to make her into some sort of angel or saint when they don't really know her. Happens all the time. Some sort of hero worship.
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Well she did save all those people on that bus. Sooo...
 
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